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Translation of classical Chinese in Guangxiaofu
Before a guest is invited, one person privately says to his servant, "Don't pour wine casually. Listen to me knock on the table and you will have a toast."
this was heard by a guest. During the dinner, the guest deliberately asked, "How old is your mother?" The host replied: "73 years old."
The guest knocks on the table and says, "It's rare!" When the servant heard the table ring, he immediately toasted the guests. Passed a little while, the guest asks again: "How old is Zunweng?" The host replied: "84 years old."
The guest knocked on the table again and said, "It's even more rare!" The servant came to toast again. When the host found out that he was cheated, he said loudly to the guest, "Don't care whether he is 73 or 84, you have drunk enough!" " The argument between the mouth and the feet said to the mouth, "There is nothing in the world that is more greedy than you. I worked hard to run, and everything I earned was eaten by you."
mouth replied: "Don't argue, I won't eat, and you don't run away, okay?" Tai Wei of the Beast Road Party is stupid. Once, someone wrote to say, "Occasionally, he went to borrow Junzu and his party."
Qiu said in surprise, "I only have two legs. If I lend them to him, how can I walk?" The subordinate told him: "The letter said that I asked you to borrow a horse. Junzu is just a kind of honorific title."
Qiu said with a smile, "The world is different now, so this kind of beast also has a road number." Just talking about the selection of generals in Beijing, people gather together to comment.
A Shandong man said, "None of these warriors are burly. There is a giant in my hometown who can stand on the ground with his head on the beam." A Shanxi man said, "There is a giant in my hometown who can sit on the ground and support the roof beam."
A Shaanxi native said, "None of this is strange. There is a giant in my hometown. When he opens his mouth, his upper lip can touch the roof beam and his lower lip can rest on the ground." Someone next to him retorted, "According to you, where does this giant stand?" Shaanxi people replied: "I can't care so much, just focus on' talking' (talking big) first!" Changing shifts is stubborn and unwilling to let people stand in the same family.
One day, the father gave a banquet to entertain guests and asked his son to go to the city to buy meat. When my son came back from buying meat and was about to leave the city gate, he met a man coming face to face.
Neither of them would give in, so they stood there nose to nose and face to face for a long time. The father was so anxious that he came out to look for his son. Seeing this posture, he said to his son, "Take the meat home to accompany the guests for the time being, and let me stand against him here."
Six-legged runner There was a policeman who walked very fast. His boss issued an urgent document, so he was given a horse for fear that he would be delayed. The officers drove the horse and followed it on the road.
someone asked him, "Why don't you ride a horse on such an urgent business?" Answer: "running on six feet is not much faster than running on four feet?" !” The beauty is difficult to learn. A man said to his son, "You should learn from the teacher's actions in everything you say and do." The son promised to do as instructed.
One day, my son accompanied his teacher to dinner. How the teacher eats, he eats; How the teacher drinks, he drinks; The teacher turned around and he turned around.
When the teacher looked at the students' imitation, she secretly laughed, smiled and sneezed. Students also want to sneeze, but they can't sneeze.
I couldn't help it, so I bowed deeply to the teacher and said guiltily, "The beauty of a teacher is really hard to learn!" Go straight ahead and run a criminal to the place where he served. The supervising officer wanted to blackmail him and deliberately let him go ahead. The criminal walked ahead according to the order, and the officer scolded, "If I go this way, I will become your attendant."
He also told the criminal to follow the protection behind him, and the criminal followed orders. The officer also scolded him, "I'll clear the way for you." The criminal was at a loss and had to kneel down and ask, "How can I go?" The officer said, "If you send me some money every month, it's up to you!" Qiu Chan was hired to have a rich man, who was mean to his servants and never let them eat and wear warm clothes.
one day, he was drinking and singing poetry in the garden, and cicadas were singing in the tree. The servant deliberately asked, "Sir, what is that on the tree?" The host replied impatiently, "I don't understand this either? Qiu Chan! " Q: "What does Qiu Chan eat?" Answer: "Eat wind and drink dew."
Ask again: "Does Qiu Chan need to wear clothes?" A: "No need!" The servant said, "Well, it's cheaper to let Qiu Chan wait on the master than to hire us!" A rich man was ill for a long time, but he refused to ask for medical treatment and medicine because he regarded money as his life, and he was about to die. On his deathbed, he said to his wife, "I have tried my best to save money all my life, and I managed to save it."
After I die, I can sell my skin to a cobbler, my meat to a butcher and my ashes to a paint shop. Remember, "I closed my eyes and died. Suddenly, he opened his eyes slightly, exhausted his last strength, and said intermittently, "Now, people nowadays can't believe it. Never pay on credit, but must-pay in cash!" I'm afraid father-in-law Wang had a eunuch named Wang Zhi in the Ming Dynasty, who was very powerful.
everyone below the emperor is afraid of him. One day, the emperor went to the theatre.
After the play, the actor dressed as a drunk and wandered around the street, cursing some senior officials in the court. Others warned him: "Don't mess around, a prince is coming, and a cabinet is old."
the actor ignored the reason and cursed as usual. Someone shouted, "Eunuch Wang is coming!" This shout was really clever, and the actor immediately knelt on the ground in fear and muttered, "I only know that there is Wang Gonggong in this world, and I am not afraid of any other one."
The owner of short fish in the well entertains guests, and always cooks fish every time he eats, but he only sees the head and tail, and there are few meat pieces in the middle. The guest asked, "shopkeeper, where did you get all your fish?" The master replied, "They are all raised in the pond."
The guest said, "I'm afraid it's raised in a well, otherwise, why does this fish grow so short?" There was a mediocre scholar at the seaside who didn't know the book ceremony. He complained about his family affairs and pretended to be a Confucian disciple when he met the county magistrate. Seeing his poor manners, the county magistrate reprimanded him and said, "Since you are a disciple of Confucianism, why don't you know manners?" The man said, "I grew up on the seashore. How could I not even know" carp "? Carp has the Big Dipper, and people who believe in Taoism do not eat. "
The county official said, "I'm talking about the gift in the book. Who asked you about carp!" Angrily want to whip the scholar. The scholar recognized the "book" as "beard" and quickly argued, "Your Excellency made a mistake. What is needed is catfish, not carp!" Poem-chanting mocked a pedant for teaching the children of an owner, who treated him badly.
He wrote a poem and sneered, "It's my fault for coming here this year. You have to find a big tree to hang yourself. The host family is as poor as lice, and all the students are as lazy as snakes. Three meals of thin porridge are called meals. 2. Classical Chinese translation Feng Menglong's "Laughing at Guangfu"
Excerpts from "Laughing at Guangfu": "Or the life of his son said:' Everything you say and do is what the primary school teacher does. "
the son was ordered to serve the teacher. Teachers eat and drink; I can't be strong when I am a teacher, so I bowed my head and thanked him:' It's actually difficult to learn such wonderful things as my teacher!' "Laughing at Guangfu" Original: Someone told his son: "You should learn from what your teacher did in every word and deed." His son remembered his father's work, and when he accompanied the teacher to eat, he also ate, and the teacher drank and he also drank.
The teacher secretly watched his behavior and laughed unconsciously. He put down his chopsticks and sneezed. He couldn't learn this method hard, so he admired and said, "My teacher's wonderful method is really difficult to learn." This article comes from Feng Menglong's "Laughing at Guangfu" in the Ming Dynasty, which is an extended writing background: "Laughing at Guangfu", a classical Chinese banter novel in China in the Ming Dynasty. Compiled by Feng Menglong in Ming Dynasty.
***13 volumes, divided into 14 parts, including Confucian Proverbs, Official Proverbs, Jiuliu and Fangwai, with a total of 41 articles. Menglong has recorded three words such as "Ancient and Modern Novels".
This is a collection of jokes based on the author's "Laughing House" (the riddle in the appendix of the last volume). When he was born, he was born in the west of the world during the Renaissance, echoing it from a distance. In our big eastern country with thousands of years of civilization, many deviant thinkers and artists also appeared.
Li Zhuowu, Tang Xianzu, Yuan Hongdao and many other literati wrote brilliant chapters in the history of China's thought and literature with their shocking opinions, distinctive personality characteristics and outstanding artistic achievements. He died at the age of 73 in the second year of Longwu, the king of Tang Dynasty in Nanming, that is, in the third year of Shunzhi in Qing Dynasty.
Around this year, there were many accomplished writers, such as Ling Mengchu (1644), Hou Tongceng, Huang Chunyao, Huang Daozhou, Wu Yingji, Xia Yunyi, Qi Biaojia, Liu Zongzhou (1645), Ruan Dalong, Wang Siren (1646), Yang Tingshu, Chen Zilong and Xia Wanchun (1646). About the author: Feng Menglong (1574-1646), whose word is still dragon, and whose word is still child, is a male fish.
No. Long Ziyou, Master of Mohanzhai, Gu Qu San Ren, Wu Xia Ci Slave, Gu Su Ci Slave, History of Former Zhou Zhu, etc. People from Changzhou County (now Suzhou City, Jiangsu Province), Suzhou Prefecture, South Zhili.
a writer, thinker and dramatist in Ming dynasty. Feng Menglong was born in a scholar-bureaucrat family, and he was also called "Wu Xia San Feng" with his brother Feng Menggui and brother Feng Mengxiong.
His works emphasize feelings and behaviors. The most famous works are Yu Shiming Yan (also known as Ancient and Modern Novels), Jing Shi Tong Yan and Xing Shi Heng Yan, which are collectively called "Sanyan". Sanyan, together with Ling Mengchu's Surprise at the First Moment and Surprise at the Second Moment in Ming Dynasty, is a classic representative of China's vernacular short stories.
Feng Menglong has made unique contributions to China literature by creating, collecting, sorting out and editing novels, operas, folk songs, jokes and other popular literature. 3. Classical Chinese translation of Feng Menglong's Laughing at Guangfu
Excerpts from Laughing at Guangfu:
"Or the life of his son said,' Every word and deed of my teacher should be done. "Son brought life, shi food in the teacher. Teachers eat and drink; I can't be strong when I am a teacher, so I bowed my head and thanked him:' It's actually difficult to learn such wonderful things as my teacher!' "
Laughing at Guangfu" Original:
Someone told his son, "You should learn from what your teacher did in every word and deed." His son remembered his father's work, and when he was eating with his teacher, he also ate, and when he was drinking, he also drank.
The teacher secretly watched his behavior and laughed unconsciously. He put down his chopsticks and sneezed. He couldn't learn this kind of practice hard, so he admired and said, "My teacher's wonderful practice is really difficult to learn."
This article comes from Feng Menglong's Laughing at Guangfu in the Ming Dynasty.
Extended information
Writing background:
Laughing at Guangfu. Compiled by Feng Menglong in Ming Dynasty. ***13 volumes, divided into 14 parts, including Confucian Proverbs, Official Proverbs, Jiuliu and Fangwai, with a total of 41 articles. Menglong has recorded three words such as "Ancient and Modern Novels". This is a collection of jokes based on the author's "Laughing House" (the final volume is an appendix riddle).
When he was born, he was born in the west of the world during the Renaissance. In response to this, many deviant thinkers and artists appeared in our big eastern country with thousands of years of civilization.
Li Zhuowu, Tang Xianzu, Yuan Hongdao and many other literati wrote brilliant chapters in the history of China's thought and literature with their shocking opinions, distinctive personality characteristics and outstanding artistic achievements. He died at the age of 73 in the second year of Longwu, the king of Tang Dynasty in Nanming, that is, in the third year of Shunzhi in Qing Dynasty.
Around this year, there were many accomplished writers, such as Ling Mengchu (1644), Hou Tongceng, Huang Chunyao, Huang Daozhou, Wu Yingji, Xia Yunyi, Qi Biaojia, Liu Zongzhou (1645), Ruan Dalong, Wang Siren (1646), Yang Tingshu, Chen Zilong and Xia Wanchun (1646).
About the author:
Feng Menglong (1574-1646), whose word is still dragon, and whose word is still child, is a male fish. No. Long Ziyou, the owner of Mohanzhai, Gu Qu San Ren, Wu Xia Ci Slave, Gu Su Ci Slave, the history of the former Zhou Zhu, etc. People from Changzhou County (now Suzhou City, Jiangsu Province), Suzhou Prefecture, South Zhili. A writer, thinker and dramatist in Ming Dynasty.
Feng Menglong was born in a scholar-bureaucrat family, and he was also called "Wu Xia San Feng" with his elder brother Feng Menggui and younger brother Feng Mengxiong. His works emphasize feelings and behaviors. The most famous works are Yu Shiming Yan (also known as Ancient and Modern Novels), Jing Shi Tong Yan and Xing Shi Heng Yan, which are collectively called "Sanyan".
San Yan, together with Ling Mengchu's Surprise at the First Carving and Surprise at the Second Carving in Ming Dynasty, is a classic representative of China's vernacular short stories. Feng Menglong made a unique contribution to China literature by creating, collecting, sorting out and editing novels, operas, folk songs, jokes and other popular literature. 4. The translation of "No Credit after Death" in Guangxiaofu
Original text: A countryman was extremely stingy to get rich, and the sick drama dragged on, complaining to his wife: "I have been painstakingly stingy all my life, cut off my six relatives, and now I am rich. After I die, I can peel my skin and sell it to a cobbler, cut my flesh and sell it to a butcher, scrape my bones and sell it to a paint shop." I must ask my wife to listen, and then.
A countryman, who became rich because he was extremely stingy, was seriously ill but kept getting angry. He begged his wife, saying, "I have been greedy and stingy all my life and broke off relations with my relatives. Now my family is rich. After I die, I can peel off my skin and sell it to a cobbler, cut off my meat and sell it to a butcher, and scrape off my bones to a paint shop." Only when his wife agrees can he die. After half a day's death, I woke up and told my wife, "Now the world is bad and human feelings are shallow. Remember not to give them credit!" " 5. Feng Menglong's "Guang Xiao Fu"
Shake the fan in winter
A poor man went to visit his rich relatives and had no fur clothes, so he could only wear a single suit made of hemp. This man loves face, and he is afraid that his rich relatives will laugh at him. He takes a fan in winter and can't stop shaking it during the dinner. He says to all the guests, "I am afraid of the heat, and I like to
get cool even in winter."
After the banquet, the host saw the affectation of the poor relatives, so he asked him to stay, and catered to his affectation, using a single quilt mat,
put it in the cool place of the pavilion in Chi Pan, and let him stay. The poor relative couldn't change his mind again, so he had to complain secretly.
after midnight, it was even colder, so poor relatives had to get up and walk around with thin quilts to keep out the cold, only to fall into the pool. When the host came to see him, he was surprised to ask how he fell into the pool. The poor relatives were shivering with cold, but they still insisted on saving face and said, "I'm so scared of the heat that I want to take a cold bath even if I sleep in a gazebo in winter."
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