Office joke

Office joke: Looking at the sweaty courier in hot summer, I handed him a bottle of German beer. He swallowed it in one gulp, burped and asked me what to send. I said:? You drink it ...? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Office jokes (1) 1. In the office, the boss pointed out the window: Look, look, the sun is going down, how beautiful it is! What a bright smile!

Employee: Yes! The sun has been working all day. I'm exhausted. I will get off work soon. Can you be unhappy? Can you not smile brilliantly?

2. Boss: You were fired by the company.

Employee: I never arrive late or leave early. I stay in the company honestly all day. Why did you fire me? !

Boss: Because we are a courier company and you are a TM courier.

The sister paper at the front desk is a fresh graduate.

Lao Li went to the front desk to copy the documents, and the sister paper looked at Lao Li and asked timidly, that. . Uncle Li, how many copies do you want?

Lao Li smiled:? Cai Xiao, do you have a boyfriend?

Sister paper looks confused:? No. . Don't! ?

? It's hard for you to find such a boyfriend. You are too sincere. What can I do if I bite my teeth and shout li3 ge? ?

Sister paper. . . .

4, eleven overtime, an employee went to the boss's office to get information, accidentally broke the boss's antique vase.

Seeing that there was no one around, I messed up the boss's office and called the boss to say that the boss was not good, and your office recruited thieves!

The boss calmly said: fortunately, I installed monitoring! ! !

5. On weekends, I went out all night with a buddy in the dormitory at 10, and took the elevator downstairs. The elevator stopped at the seventh floor, just when a sister came to the office and asked us what we were doing so late.

I generously said online. What are you doing?

Sister embarrassedly said to go downstairs and get something.

I thought, 80% is to get sperm!

Office jokes (2) 1. The female colleague sitting opposite me got pregnant and resigned. I asked the leader:? How many months is she?

The leader said: just over three months?

I'm surprised: as for quitting so early?

The leader is also very straightforward: she said that she was afraid that looking at you every day would make the baby ugly. ?

It snowed heavily this morning, and everyone was late for work.

I said:? Last night, I dreamed that it would snow this morning. What a dream! ?

Manager:? You know it's going to snow, why don't you come earlier? Only you are late today! ?

Me. . .

There is a new female colleague in the company. Once I found out that she called our boss dad, and I decided to pursue her. If I succeed, my status will definitely rise.

A week later, I was fired from the company for harassing my boss's wife.

4. I used to go out for dinner with the leader. In order not to drink, I said I was going to have a baby, and everyone wouldn't let me drink.

After talking like this for a year, once the leader advised me to drink again. I said I was going to have a baby, and the leader suddenly said to me: Xiao Chen! This disease can be cured. . .

5. A colleague goes to the toilet with his boss. The boss looked at his, then at his, and said? Big boy, bigger than mine. ?

Colleagues smiled and said:? No, the boss uses a lot and grinds it fine. ?

The boss ha ha smiled and said:? You little boys are wonderful. ?

Office jokes (3) 1. I met a humorous teller at the bank and almost choked me to death.

I said:? Hello, I'm here to withdraw money. ?

He replied:? Don't mention money to me. It hurts your feelings, big brother. You'd better mention it at the ATM. It has no feelings.

On a hot summer day, I handed the sweaty courier a bottle of German beer. He swallowed it in one gulp and burped and asked me what to send.

I said:? You drink it ...?

3. the host asked:? Look, three tutors have shed tears for you. ?

The student cried: I knew this would happen. ?

The host asked:? Why?

The student said:? When I was at home, my father said that I was torturing people by singing. ?

4, line up for vaccination, and then the doctor said to people: no alcohol and no alcohol for 3 days. ?

? Prohibition and abstinence for 3 days. ?

It's my turn, the doctor said. I won't drink for three days. ?

I was thinking: Don't I need abstinence?

? I can see at a glance that you are a poor diaosi who didn't graduate. Don't be greedy. ?

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