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Implicit curse words

1. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

2. Your appearance is out of proportion.

3. You are smelling of low-quality perfume all day long, and you are still close to men. Who is looking at you twice?

4. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

5. I don’t know why you always don’t think about that thing on your neck. What else can you do in your life besides showing off how beautiful the world is?

6. No artificial intelligence can defeat a natural fool like you.

7. Do you know the difference between you and ordinary boys? Ordinary boys ride a bicycle and carry a girl, but you ride a bicycle and carry a boy.

8. Girls can be divided into three types according to their appearance: one from heaven, one from the people, and one from the underworld.

9. You are such a fool. If you say you are stupid, just be stupid, but you are still an idiot; if you say you are an egg, just say you are stupid, but you are still stupid.

10. I don’t understand music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

11. The grenade will explode when it sees you.

12. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

13. Those who take advantage of the world will be extinct. All descendants of Yao and Shun will be extinct.

14. If you make fun of others without wiping your vagina clean, that’s just nonsense. Don’t force me to tell you what you mean! That’s two hundred and five plus three eight plus two!

15. Women like men who feel secure; men are often attracted to women who lack security.

16. Inhuman! Go with others as expected and leave by agreement.

17. The boy is fearless, how dare he help the woman.

18. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

19. Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or forgot to take your medicine?

20. You need to temper the furnace and rebuild it.

21. You walk on your red carpet and I cross my zebra crossing!

22. What? You don’t know what a second pussy looks like? Go take a look in the mirror. What does your pussy look like to you?

23. I live like a fool, but I don’t know that there are idiots laughing at me.

24. Others have to fly a plane to hit the twin stars, but you only need to skydive to have the same power.

25. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and sometimes people are not people!

26. Don’t pretend to me that you live a wonderful life and wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?

27. A guy like you shouldn’t be afraid of ghosts when going out at night, right? After all, the ghosts were so frightened when they saw your handsome face!

28. I said you want plastic surgery, go to South Korea or Thailand; now you are completely disabled as a result of Thai ladyboy surgery!

29. Why does the moon look at you and laugh at you for being a SB.

30. You are so smart, you actually know that you are a human being.

31. God accidentally dropped the old washing machine, a brainless creature that can think.

32. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, while intelligence can be used to deceive the world.

33. No one can replace your place in my heart, because you have no place in my heart at all.

34. Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

35. Life is nothing more than making others smile, and occasionally making others smile.

36. Don’t talk to me, I have mysophobia.

37. You failed the exam, but you did.

38. If a tree has no bark, it will surely die. If a man has no shame, he will be invincible.

39. You are so invincible that you hang it on the wall to avoid evil and on the bedside to prevent pregnancy!

40. You hemiplegic thing, if I give you a little face, you don’t know what you are?

41. Either you have a bad brain, or you are missing a thread; your heart is quite healthy, but you are missing an eye.

42. Don’t believe in love at first sight, because you can’t tell how much money the other person earns at a glance.

43. The attitude towards intellectuals marks the degree of civilization of a nation; the attitude towards workers and peasants tests the conscience of the nation.

44. Have you seen Sister Furong? It's the very beautiful one, you can rival her.

45. You look very innocent, and you look sorry for the people and the party.

46. We feel restless when facing beautiful women.

47. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

48. Others have to fly a plane to hit the twin stars, but you only need to skydive to have the same power.

49. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

50. If you are so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

51. No matter how rich people are, they are also worried about money.

52. I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you.

53. Even Ruhua is more than 10 times more handsome than you.

54. Did your mother forget to disinfect it when she gave birth to you? Filled the brain with bacteria.

55. If I can’t kick you out, you’ll be clean.

56. Who said you are not sick? Ask your mother to come see me!

57. You look very brutal!

58. Spring has passed, what are you still doing? It turns out that spring does not distinguish between seasons.

59. If I say you are a fool, I will praise you.

60. When taking a photo, dig out your mouth, puff out your cheeks, or make a fist and put it on the side of your face. Who are you going to hit? Or you have a cerebral thrombosis or hemiplegia.

61. Don’t look at me with those innocent puppy eyes, it will make me want to eat dog meat.

62. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a birdman.

63. You don’t look like a money tree, but you look like a worry tree.

64. A guy like you can only act like a piece of shit in a TV series, not as good as chewing gum that was spilled by a dog on the roadside.

65. When the weather clears up and the rain stops, you feel like you can do it again.

66. The fewer enemies or confidants, the safer you are.

67. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

68. Your parents should use those ten minutes for a walk!

69. If you were a flower, the cows would not dare to poop.

70. You haven’t fully evolved yet. It’s really hard for you to look like a human.

71. I missed countless friends last night, but after thinking about it, you were still the coolest. I searched for you countless times, but when I suddenly looked back, you were lying deep in the pig shed! Fan it and stir up countless mosquitoes!

72. Big birds can be found in any forest!

73. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.

74. Do you think dichlorvos is like cola and drink it to make your 80 cents and 12 pounds of head laugh?

75. A puppy quietly said to a mouse: Do you like me? Mouse said affectionately: I like you very much. You can understand text messages and pretend to be human.

76. A person who laughs at a man with missing teeth says: The dog’s hole is wide open.

77. He must be the best among scum and the best among beasts. Look, your little face is so thin that you don’t even look like a pig!

78. Oh my god, it’s so exciting that my heart is about to turn inside out.

79. Playing with emotions? I will make you cry rhythmically.

80. Don’t talk to me, because I don’t understand. In the eyes of others, it is very stupid for me and a pig to quarrel.

81. Your appearance slows down my internet speed.

82. Wearing this low-cut and that leopard print all day, you look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

83. Can you please stop talking? Your intelligence is exposed as soon as you speak. Don’t think that I can talk to you just because you don’t eat shit, you are a born idiot.

84. You look so good that I no longer dare to think of loving you.

85. You are such a bird, damn it, I tell you, you pull the big spin, pull the big Biao, fight with the big mud, play with the big knife, and you are still the best.

86. Use your real name to tell lies in real life, and use fake names to tell the truth online.

87. You just came to the world from the eighteenth level of hell, met Brother Chun, and was stepped back by Brother Chun, right?

88. Are you bored? Is it because there are not enough people dying in China that the judge of life and death did not mention your name, so you are just enjoying your leisure time without funeral arrangements, and are you being a bitch here?

89. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a eunuch going to a brothel!

90. Boss, is money really that important to you? I talked for more than three hours and didn’t get a penny drop?

91. My destiny is up to me and not up to Heaven. If Heaven wants to destroy me, I will destroy Heaven.

92. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

93. To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

94. A successful man earns more money than his wife spends; a successful woman finds such a man.