Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - The dog said to the kitten, guess how many sweets I have in my pocket? The kitten said, you guessed it. Can you give it to me? The dog nodded: well, I guess I'll give it to you two.
The dog said to the kitten, guess how many sweets I have in my pocket? The kitten said, you guessed it. Can you give it to me? The dog nodded: well, I guess I'll give it to you two.
The puppy has two pieces of candy, and the kitten knows that the puppy has two pieces of candy, but because the puppy likes the kitten, he deliberately teases the kitten to guess how many pieces of candy he has. The greedy candy-loving kitten drooled and said that there were five pieces, in fact, she wanted to get more candy after the puppy, and the puppy who loved the kitten naturally accepted the "fact" made up by the kitten-I still owe you three pieces of candy. Show the dog's unparalleled love for the kitten ...
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