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"Guan Aunt" Law Popularization Series Short Drama
Upload Date: 2006-10-11 Upload: Xiao Zhengzong Popularity: 1503
A few yuan Promotional brand - establish a good atmosphere of loving cleanliness and paying attention to hygiene!
——A clean and tidy community can enable every resident to enjoy an elegant and comfortable living environment.
Characters - Aunt Guan (cleaning staff at the Fuxingyuan Residential Community Management Station), Fu Ye, Erhu (all residents of the community), and several other people.
Aunt Guan is planting flowers in the community flower pond with a few people.
Aunt Guan: "Aunt Wang, Aunt Li, today I asked you to come over to replant flowers and plants, which affects your ability to go to the park to exercise. Don't you blame me?"
Aunt Wang: "How can we not! We are here to make up for our mistakes! The day before yesterday, I heard that my little grandson led a few children and ran to the flower pond to pull out a lot of flowers and plants. I felt like needles pricking my heart after hearing this. It feels so uncomfortable! Alas! These flowers and grass are all little things!" Aunt Li: "I have been washing my little nephew for two days! Brain, teach your children to care for flowers and plants. Damn it, you did the right thing! Even if you don’t invite us over, we still have to buy some flower seedlings to replant! You have to take responsibility!"
Aunt Guan: "Old sisters, I am the cleaner of our community and am directly responsible for the cleanliness and hygiene of our community. Therefore, I hope you will support my work. I also hope that you will often participate in and maintain the sanitation and cleaning work of our community in the future. In a word, as long as the residents of our community can respect hygiene and love cleanliness, and as long as a good atmosphere is established, our living environment will get better and better! "
While they were talking and working, they heard someone making noise on the balcony of a residential building.
Fu Ye: "(Looking from the fifth-floor balcony to the sixth-floor balcony) Who is so wicked as to throw garbage downstairs?
Erhu: "(Looking from the sixth-floor balcony) Looking up and down) Mr. Fu, you are getting old, why do you speak so erratically? I raise a homing pigeon, do you understand? I am a member of the city’s Pigeon Association, and raising pigeons is protected by law! My pigeons, in addition to soaring in the vast blue sky every day, basically practice health-preserving skills in my pigeon cage when they get home. They basically never leave the house. Don't look for trouble! ”
Mr. Fu: “You’re such a sweet talker that you won’t admit your mistakes, right?” ah? If you don’t admit your mistake, then I will fight fire with fire. I will set up a net on my balcony. If the net catches those gray pigeons of yours, don’t complain! "
Erhu: "If you dare to take care of my pigeons, then I will take care of your puppy, your Chihuahua. Why? Why can you raise dogs in the community and let the puppies poop and urinate in the community, but I can't raise pigeons in the community? Isn't this too unfair? ”
Aunt Guan: “You two, please stop arguing and let me, the cleaning lady of the community, judge you!” "
Erhu: "Auntie Guan, aren't you a voluntary cleaner in the community? Are you not from the Animal Protection Association? ”
Mr. Fu: “Auntie Guan, what you should be responsible for is the sanitary environment of the community. For example, there are people urinating and spitting in the corners of the community, and there are children. They are picking flowers, and the quarrel with us is irrelevant.
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Guan Aunt: "Why are you not involved? Let me ask you first, have you obtained a license to keep a dog? Have you registered your puppy? ”
Mr. Fu: “Register the dog’s household registration? joke! My household registration was only obtained from the countryside the year before last! If I hadn't been my filial son, I should have bought this apartment. I wouldn't have thought of suffering in this concrete shell! Wouldn’t I be bored to death without my little dog by my side? "
Aunt Guan: "You, not only do you have to register your puppy, but you also have to get regular vaccinations! This is also a major matter related to the health of community residents! ”
Erhu: “That’s right, Mr. Fu, you need to vaccinate the puppy against rabies!” Otherwise, if your puppy gets sick and bites everyone he sees, then our residents living in this building will not be seriously affected and bite everyone? ”
Mr. Fu: “Erhu, you young man, don’t mock me like a fool!” If I register a puppy and get it vaccinated, you won’t be able to get it. I've been feeling dizzy these days. What did the doctor at the hospital say I had? Is it because you contracted that bacteria? It is said that this germ is spread by pigeons. You, not only have to register your pigeons and vaccinate your pigeons against wild pigeons, but you also have to compensate for my medical expenses! snort! ”
Aunt Guan: “Master Fu, Erhu, please stop arguing.” The noise you just made involves the cleanliness and sanitation of the community. Puppies and pigeons are not allowed to urinate in our community. If the puppies are not vaccinated and the pigeon feces is not strictly managed, it will affect the health of the residents in the community! We are all old residents living in the same community. We must establish a good culture of love for cleanliness and hygiene, and cooperate with the sanitation, environmental protection and health and epidemic prevention departments to improve the hygiene management of our community! I also suggest that you take good care of your pets as soon as possible, otherwise the residents of the community will not agree! "
Aunt Wang: "Yes! Mr. Fu, your dog often pees in the corridor and in the courtyard. Many people have objections! ”
Aunt Li: “Erhu, those pigeons you raise often fly to other people’s balconies and windowsills. Many people also have opinions on you!” ”
Mr. Fu: “There are so many people raising dogs, so there’s nothing we can do if we have any objections!” I can't keep my dog ??at home all day, right? "
Erhu: "There are many people who raise pigeons! The residents have objections, but I can’t help it. Pigeons are birds after all! Won't your muscles atrophy if you stay in a cage all day long? Don’t you have autism? ”
Guan Aunt: “Regarding your situation, the community management station has summoned several of our cleaning staff to discuss it many times! In order to protect the interests of most residents and respect the wishes of residents who keep pets, the community management station has decided to enclose a place on the green space at the east end of the community for puppies to roam, and pigeons can also visit. Fly there. In this way, residents can also bring their children to watch the animals. In addition, the community is also preparing to customize a batch of very scientific pigeon cages, and then distribute them to several pigeon raising households in the community, and install them uniformly on the balconies of the residents' homes. That kind of pigeon cage ensures ventilation but does not allow the pigeons to poop outside the cage. "
Mr. Fu: "Okay! What a great idea! I don’t want my dog ??to urinate anywhere, but there’s nothing I can do about it! It would be great to have an activity area for puppies! "
Erhu: "Okay! This is a good idea too! Now that we have a place to fly pigeons and a scientific pigeon cage is made, I can save my worries! I don’t have to worry about Mr. Fu and other residents rolling their eyes at me! "
Guan Aunt: "Let's do it! We are all old residents and neighbors. Our Fuxing Garden is also a small community but a big society! Therefore, in order for residents to enjoy an elegant and comfortable living environment, they must cooperate with the work of the management station and work together to establish a complete community health service system.
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Aunt Wang: “Aunt Guan, I have nothing to do after I retire. I am worried every day and don’t know what to do.” I heard that you and several retired cadres organized a health service team. I wonder what you do? "
Guan Aunt: "It's a lot of work! Our sanitation service team often helps the workers at the management station to clean various garbage spots, often water the flower ponds and green spaces, often scrub the newspaper columns and community gates, and often scrub the stair guardrails in each unit building. We also clean the inside of the community. People who spit will be fined! In addition, if those who pile up items carelessly in the courtyard of the community or in the corridors of the unit buildings, or if shopkeepers doing business in the community violate regulations, we will also discourage them and deal with them! ”
Fu Ye: “He takes care of the aunt, so I can also join the service team, right?” It saves me having to quarrel with my wife at home every day! "
Erhu: "Aunt Guan, I'm laid off and have nothing to do, so I raise pigeons at home! You should also absorb me into it! I can do plumber's work! The pipes in the residents' homes are leaking and leaking, and the environment at home is not hygienic! ”
Aunt Wang and Aunt Li: “Then let’s participate too!” We can also help water the flowers and trees! "
Guan Aunt: "Okay! I approve of you all! Erhu, if you become a member of our service team, you must be obedient. I, the cleaning lady, enforce the law impartially! Let me just talk about myself. The community leaders have stipulated that if I turn a blind eye to unhygienic phenomena and ignore them, then I will be derelict in my duty. I will be warned, fined, or even fired! You, although you are serving voluntarily, you still have to put a string on your mind! Okay, these flowers have been replanted. Aunt Wang, Aunt Li, as well as Mr. Fu and Er Hu, today coincides with my grandson's birthday, so you all came to my house to eat rare food, including oatmeal noodles and fried cakes. After we have something to eat and drink later, let’s take a closer look. I also want to set up a publicity team to promote cleanliness and hygiene! ”
Everyone: “Okay! I can sing Shanxi Bangzi, I can sing duo..."
The camera once again moved to the promotional sign - community residents, residents, etc. all have the responsibility and obligation to maintain the hygiene of the area. It is strictly prohibited Unhygienic and uncivilized behavior
(End of the play)
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