Joke skills telling jokes makes people laugh.

1. A friend recently bought a car and took us out for a walk.

My friend and sister suddenly asked, Brother, your friend drives steadily.

G: Yes. Look, another bike has passed. 2.a: Lobster and sea crab are fine. I like to eat them with shells!

The waiter brought melon seeds. 3. A woman complained to her neighbor: Your son actually called me an old sow.

Neighbor replied: I'm really sorry. He has seen too many cold jokes and his description is very bad. I often warn him that all appearances are not gold. 4.a: My ex-girlfriend was pregnant and asked me to borrow money for an abortion. Should I borrow it?

B: You tell her that Mercedes-Benz 4S shop doesn't repair BMW. I have nothing to do on the plane. I wanted to be a stewardess in Doby, but I was ruined by the stewardess.

When I delivered the meal, I said, do you have a tissue?

MM took out a tissue from her pocket and handed it to me.

By the way, do you have a toothpick? She took it out of her other pocket.

Brother depressed asked you if you have disposable chopsticks? MM handed me chopsticks and said something that made me petrified: Do I look like Doraemon? 7. There was a beautiful stewardess who was very smart, but she had a bad habit of farting, which was especially smelly.

In an air service, the stewardess farted again. In an instant, the whole plane was filled with unpleasant smells. A passenger couldn't stand it, so he asked the stewardess, "Miss, why is it so smelly?"

The stewardess was embarrassed, but she was afraid to admit it. Awkward.

So the stewardess had a brainwave and replied, "Oh, this is normal, because our plane is flying over the ozone layer." Hope to adopt