Urgent! There are jokes about white rabbits, spiders, chimneys and surfing the internet with the theme of "bad habits"

The swallow stood on the wire and said to the spider on the internet, sample, only you can surf the internet? Look, I'm online, too.

A mouse jumped down from a height, bruised all over, got up and jumped down, bent on flying. The female bat next to her said to the male bat next to her, "Dad, do you want to tell this child that this is not his own? ~

Two frogs fell in love. After they got married, they gave birth to a clam. When the male frog saw this, he was furious and said, bitch, what's the matter? Mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you.

Xiao Lv asked the old donkey, why do we eat hay every day and cows eat concentrated feed? The old donkey sighed, we can't compete with men. We eat by running errands, and others eat by breasts!

Ducks and crabs race to the finish line together. It's hard to say who is the winner. The referee said, why don't you have scissors, stone and paper? Duck is furious: Shit, are you trying to lie to me? When I make cloth, he always uses scissors.

Bees chase butterflies, but butterflies marry snails. The bee doesn't understand: where is he better than me? Butterfly replied: people at least have their own house, unlike you who live in a dormitory.

A swallow stood on a telephone pole and said to the spider on the internet, "Small sample, do you think you are the only one who can surf the internet?" Look, I'm online, too! ~ ",the answer is accepted and you can get reward points and an extra 20 points.