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Prenatal education story told by prospective father 1 disobedient calf hill
The calf has just been born with a bad temper and has not listened to its parents since childhood. Mom and dad let him sleep, but he insisted on watching TV. Mom and dad asked him to take a bath, but he insisted on playing with sand. Mom and dad let him eat, but he insisted on eating snacks. ...
In the face of just disobedience, mom and dad are both sad and helpless. When will this stubborn post be obedient?
One day, my parents asked me to go home to sleep. He was disobedient and ran out to find a pony to ride a bike. As a result, the car accidentally fell down, just broke his knee and lost a lot of blood. When I got home, my mother lovingly bandaged the wound just now and said, "Just now, if you listened to your parents and slept at home, how could you do this to yourself!" " Just turned his head to one side and said indifferently, "What's the matter? I like riding a bike, so I don't sleep. Hey! " Mother shook her head helplessly.
In a blink of an eye, three days passed, and the wound just now slowly scarred. My mother said to me with concern, "Just now, you must listen to your mother this time. Don't expose the scar with your hands, or you will leave a permanent scar. You know you love beauty the most! " Just said disdainfully, "I know, I know!" " However, although he promised his mother just now, the itch when the wound healed still made him unable to open the scar with his hands.
Looking at the red scar, I just cried sadly. He can no longer wear shorts beautifully, because this scar will stay on his knee forever.
At this time, I just took the initiative to find my mother and said to her, "Mom, I was wrong. I will listen to you in the future! " "
Prenatal education stories told by prospective fathers II. Arrogant big black bear
With its own strength, the big black bear often bullies other small animals and always grabs their food, but the animals dare not resist. Small animals get together to discuss countermeasures.
Early the next morning, the small animals sent a representative "monkey". The monkey said to the big black bear, "no, we found a black bear that looks like you but is stronger than you by the river." It thinks it is the strongest in the forest. "
The big black bear pounded his chest angrily and said, "What? There is a black bear worse than me, but I'm going to meet it. "
The big black bear was led by the monkey to the river. The big black bear looked into the river and saw a guy who looked exactly like himself. He jumped into the water and bit wildly. The big black bear is familiar with the water, but he doesn't know that there is a whirlpool at the bottom of the river. The big black bear was sucked by the vortex and sank.
The big black bear died and the animals cheered happily.
Prenatal education stories told by prospective fathers 3 meddlesome tigers
On the way ... the wolf and the fox quarreled. They often quarrel. The tiger passed by, looked at it for a while and left.
The bird in the tree said inexplicably, "The fox and the wolf are your good friends. Why don't you persuade them? "
The tiger said impatiently, "Why should I mind other people's business!" " "
The tiger went to the road and found Grandpa Goat crossing the road. Grandpa goat fell in the middle of the road. The tiger ignored it and turned to the other side. The bird said angrily, "You should help Grandpa Goat."
The tiger waved his hand and said, "Mind other people's business." Along the way, no matter what the tiger saw, he ignored it.
Birds don't like tigers and say, "It's selfish to ignore other people's business." . In this way, not only do other people's things not well, but also do their own things well. When the tiger heard the bird say this about himself, he bowed his head in embarrassment.
Prenatal education stories told by prospective fathers 4. Stupid pigs can joke.
Piggy collects many precious stamps, first day covers and postcards, and often takes out these philatelic products to enjoy in his spare time.
On this day, the rabbit and the rooster came to the pig's house. They want to see the stamp products collected by Piggy. But the pig shook his head again and again and said, "my stamp products are in the safe, and I can't find the key." Come back later! " "
The rabbit and the rooster were tired and went home angrily. One day, piggy wanted to play a trick on everyone. He hung a small blackboard at the door, which said, "Attention philatelists, please come to my house to visit the philatelic products tomorrow".
The story was passed down from mouth to mouth and soon spread throughout the animal kingdom. The next day, a large group of stamp collectors came to piggy's door. Little pig just got out of bed, rubbed his eyes and asked, "What do you want with all this noise?"
Everyone said, "Aren't we going to visit the stamp products today?"
The pig said, "I told you to come tomorrow!" " "
You see it does say tomorrow on the blackboard, but there is no specific date below. After careful analysis, everyone knows that when you look at it, it will always be "tomorrow". This time, the pig played a trick on us, and everyone was very angry.
Piggy didn't know that he had done something wrong, and he wanted to make fun of the fire brigade again. He called the fire alarm number 1 19: "Come on, I'm a pig, my house is on fire, come and put out the fire!"
After receiving the alarm, the fire chief monkey personally directed three fire engines to put out the fire. But when I got to the scene, there was no fire alarm, so I ran away for nothing. The little pig laughed until his stomach ached at the tense scene when the firemen rushed in.
One night a few days later, piggy's home really caught fire. Piggy called the fire alarm again ... "You are joking again!" The little monkey put down the phone angrily. When the neighbor called the police again, the firemen rushed in, but the home of Little Pig was reduced to ashes. This time, the pig really fainted from crying.
Prenatal education stories told by prospective fathers: five clouds in the mouth
"Ha-"Little Rabbit gave a long yawn as soon as he got up, and a "cloud" ran out of his mouth.
"Mom, help me catch that cloud!" The little rabbit shouted at once.
Mother said, "Don't arrest her, let her go, they are having a party!" " "
Little Nutbrown hare thinks it's strange that the "cloud" in his mouth will have a party?
Mother looked at the little rabbit's silly appearance, grabbed his little face and said, "Yes, it's like a child's holiday." In winter, they run out of their mouths and then get together and have a winter party. "
"Then will they invite us?" Little Nutbrown hare asked, he really wanted to see what the "cloud" in his mouth looked like at the party.
Mother rabbit thought for a moment and said, "No, they never invite others."
"Why?" Asked little rabbit.
"Because that's the secret of the cloud."
Little Nutbrown hare feels sorry, if only he could really see the party of Cloud.
The little rabbit kept breathing at the window glass. Soon, many thin water drops were left on the window glass, probably thin pearls on the beautiful skirt of the cloud.
At night, the little rabbit sleeps in bed, still imagining the appearance of the "cloud" party. What programs will they have? Did they have a good time? Do they also play riddles? I really want to see it ...
Thinking about it, Little Rabbit fell asleep in a daze.
When he woke up the next morning, he was surprised to find that the window glass was covered with all kinds of ice flowers.
"Mom, come and see, these clouds must be sculptors. Look, how beautiful they are! "
Mother rabbit smiled and said, "Yes, their party is a competition. Let's see who carved something beautiful!" " "
Such a party is really fun! Little Nutbrown hare thought: Next time, I must follow them quietly to have a look.
Prenatal education story told by prospective father 6 frogs save elephants
In a big forest, there lived a tiger and an elephant.
One day, the tiger said to the elephant, "Elephant, dare you compete with me?" "than what?" The elephant asked. The tiger thought for a moment and said, "Let's see who can scare people into the house with sound." Whoever loses will be eaten by the other side in three days. "
The elephant said, "You call first!" The tiger roared, scaring people to run into the house and close their doors and windows. The tiger said majestically, "Elephant, it's your turn." It doesn't matter if the elephant calls like this. Everyone thought that elephants were stealing crops again, so they picked up sticks and came out to beat elephants.
The elephant was sad when it lost. On the way home, he cried as he walked. A frog saw it and asked, "Why are you crying?" The elephant said, "I will be eaten by a tiger in three days." Say that finish, and began to cry. The frog thought for a moment and said, "I can help you." The elephant said, "What can you do for me?" "Of course there is a way, you just wait and see. Come to me after the tiger eats you. " Said the frog. On that day, the elephant had no choice but to really look for the frog.
The frog jumped on the elephant's head and pretended to eat it. He also said, "This elephant head is really delicious." The tiger saw it and said, "Let's have a competition. If you jump farther than me, I won't eat. "
The game has started. The frog caught the tiger's tail. When the tiger jumped to the shore and wagged its tail, the frog let go and jumped to the ground. The tiger looked back, a little incredulous, and said, "It doesn't count this time. Let's do it again. " The frog grabbed the tiger's tail again, jumped to the shore and let go, jumping farther than the tiger. The tiger was dumbfounded. At this time, the frog spit out two tiger hairs from his mouth and said, "Look, this is what I ate from your grandfather." Say that finish, just jilted to jilt tiger hair.
When the tiger saw it, the frog was so fierce that he was too scared to lift his head and turned away. From then on, the tiger never dared to be with the elephant frog again.
Prenatal education story told by prospective father 7 Little sea pigeons learn to fly.
The little sea pigeon with black head, black neck and white belly was born. He looked at the cliffs around him and the rough sea under them. He was scared, even trembling.
Mother is out hunting, and the little turtle has no ability to hunt. He thought that if mother could put her nest in a lower place, maybe she would run slowly and fly slowly in the process of practicing walking, but mother didn't.
Mother turtle finally came back. She brought small fish and shrimp. The little sea pigeon cheered and opened its mouth to welcome its mother. Finally, when she was full, the little sea pigeon couldn't let go and asked her mother, "Why should our home be built in such a steep place?"
"Because the steeper the place, the safer it is, and the more you can exercise your will. Maybe in a few days, you will go out for food alone. "
"Mom, I'm scared, I'm scared!" After listening to his mother, the little turtle was very scared. She hid under her mother's wings, seeking her warmth and protection.
"Son, mother can give you wings, but she can't replace you to fly; Mom can give you life, but she can't replace you. Don't be afraid, son. Go ahead! Survival of the fittest, we can only succeed, not fail. " Mother sea pigeon stroked the feathers of the little sea pigeon and comforted it.
These days, mother sea pigeon brought little food, but little sea pigeon ate more and more.
"Son, jump bravely from here!"
"I'm scared!"
"Don't be afraid! Mom believes you! "
"But there are foxes waiting for him, and there are rough waves."
"Or these can make you more depressed and brave! Jump off with the flying skills your mother taught you! Open your wings, look at the target, dive quickly, then slide slowly, and bounce slowly when you touch the water. Do this well and you will succeed. "
……
Despite his mother's thirst, the little turtle dove was still afraid, not only afraid to go any further, but also kept retreating.
The little turtle's mother was cruel and gave the little turtle a hard push.
"ah! Mom ... "
The sea pigeon gave a sad cry.
"Son, spread your wings, keep your balance, find the right position, and remember what your mother said." Little turtle mother said, and ran down with little turtle.
Accompanied by his mother, the little turtle finally flew smoothly and quickly and steadily to the sea. The fox waited for his dream to fall empty on the shore, and the little sea pigeon learned to fly with its wings in the process of falling on the sea and flying again.
"Oh, Mom, I can fly, I can fly!" The air echoed with the proud cries of little sea pigeons.
Little turtle mother lingered beside little turtle, smiling happily and drunk.
Prenatal education story 8 "The Best Toy" told by prospective father
The puppy is sick, and everyone has brought the best toys, hoping to relieve the puppy's boredom.
Kitten Mimi is here, too. The little black pig stole a look at Mimi, and Mimi had nothing in her hand. Everyone began to send toys. Wow, there are remote-controlled flying saucers, voice-activated mice, and cars that are too exquisite and luxurious to touch … Mimi's turn.
Everyone stared at Mimi's empty hands. The little black pig didn't blink. Without thinking about Mimi, she said, "Everybody close your eyes so that I can take out the toys!" " "
Everyone looked at each other and had to close their eyes.
After a while, Mimi said, "Open it." The little black pig opened his eyes and saw Mimi holding a colorful little thing in her hand, furry, interesting and lovely. Everyone craned their necks to get a good look.
Mimi's little thing is very flexible, jumping around and running behind Mimi. Mimi tried to catch it, but she didn't catch it after a hundred turns. I was so anxious that Mimi stuck out her tongue at everyone, and the funny look made the puppies laugh.
After the performance, everyone scrambled to ask where Mimi toys were bought.
At this time, Mika stood up from the ground, patted the skirt and said, "This toy didn't cost a penny. It's my own tail! " "
Ah, no one thought!
Mimi said, "I designed this toy carefully for the puppy." I drew my tail and rolled it into a colorful ball. I am so happy to see the puppy laughing so happily! "
The dog lying on the bed said, "Thank you, Mimi, that's very kind of you!" " "
The little black pig scratched his head shyly and said with a smile, "Mimi, you are really good!" " This toy is really interesting. "
Prenatal education story 9 "Frog and Mouse" told by prospective father
A mouse is full and plump all day, and never knows when to avoid eating. Once, when he was playing near Shui Ze, a frog jumped up and said to him, "Please come to my house and I'll treat you to a big meal." The mouse happily accepted the invitation, so the frog eloquently told about their fun of swimming, traveling, and all kinds of anecdotes that happened in the swamp, probably in order to let the mouse have the capital to tell his children and grandchildren about the local customs and cultural landscape of the swamp in the future. But the mouse is worried while listening, because it can't swim well and needs help, otherwise it will be difficult to make a trip. The frog quickly thought of a way for it: it asked the mouse to tie its paws to its hind feet and tie them with rushes. As soon as he entered the swamp, the frog struggled to drag the mouse into the water. Its practice is indeed immoral and wishful thinking. The fat mouse is really a good dish, and it is really enjoyable to eat and chew. In my imagination, the bad boy frog bit the mouse. The mouse prayed to God to bless himself at this time, but the frog laughed at it for being too timid and tried to pull it into the water. Just as the mouse was struggling, an eagle circled in the sky for food and happened to see the fat mouse, so it swooped down and caught it. Because the mouse and frog were tied together by the rush, the eagle caught two prey at once, not to mention how happy it was, and the dinner was very rich.
The story is: calculating others will eventually hurt themselves, and the conspirators will lift a rock and drop it on their own feet. "Begins with harm, and finally harm yourself.
Prospective father 10 The story of prenatal education told in Bear's Apple Tree
The bear planted an apple tree. When the bear watered and fertilized the apple tree to catch insects, the little monkey saw it and came to help him water it. The deer saw it and came to help him fertilize. The little goat saw it and came to help him catch bugs. The bear said happily, "When the apples are ripe, I'll treat everyone to sweet apples." But one night, a strong wind suddenly blew the apple off. The bear looked at the green apples on the ground and cried sadly. The little monkey, deer and goat all ran to comfort him when they heard the cry. Everyone said, "We all take care of the apple tree for you. Your apple tree will surely bear red, big and sweet apples next year. " As he spoke, the little monkey went to water the apple tree, the deer to fertilize and the little goat to weed. Bear also climbed the apple tree to catch bugs. Holding on, the bear's hand suddenly stopped. It turned out that he found a tender little apple hidden under a leaf. Apple, here's another apple! The bear almost cried out with joy. "This is the only apple left, little monkey. I didn't when they picked it. "Bear thought of this, silently covered the apple with leaves and slipped down from the tree.
One day, while he was thinking in the room, the little monkey, deer and goat came again. The little monkey said, "water your apple tree again!" " The deer said, "Give your apple tree more fat! The little goat said, "Catch bugs for your apple tree again! "What a good friend! Little bear thought of himself, blushed and bowed his head in shame. Little monkeys, thinking that little bear was still sad because there were no red apples, comforted him and said, "Don't be sad, your apple tree will be full of sweet apples next year." "The bear can't stand it any longer. He took everyone's hand and said, "Don't wait for next year. Now I'll take you to see the red apple. " The bear took his friend under the tree, and everyone opened the thick leaves together. "Ah, the big apple, what a big red apple!" Everyone cried in surprise, and everyone laughed like a big red apple.
The prenatal education story told by the prospective father is 1 1 fireflies and little stars.
Bai Yunbian, there is a little star twinkling in the sky. On the ground, by the river, a group of fireflies are shining. "Hey, come on up and let's play hide-and-seek, shall we?" The little star in the sky hid half her face in the white clouds and blinked at the fireflies on the ground.
"Well, you wait!" Fireflies on the ground are busy, carrying small lanterns and walking around in the grass. "What are you doing?" The little stars in the sky came out from behind the white clouds and opened their eyes wide.
"looking for a needle and thread." The firefly replied without looking up.
"Looking for a needle and thread?" Xiaoxing asked again.
"Sewing spacesuit. Why sew a spacesuit? "
"Hey, didn't you invite me to play in the sky?"
"Well, I'll help you find it together." Little star fell from the sky with a whoosh and helped fireflies find a needle and thread.
In the yard, Miss Sister heard the conversation between Xiaoxing and fireflies. When she came out, she saw grass and melon sheds flashing everywhere. Where's the little star? It flies around with fireflies and can't be recognized. Little sister thought: How beautiful the sky is.
The next night, my little sister came to the river, but she couldn't see fireflies anymore. It turned out that the firefly found a needle and thread, sewed a spacesuit, put it on, and flew into the sky with a little star.
They are blinking in the sky, which is a firefly and which is a little star. Little sister seems very confused.
The three good friends frog and mouse and the umbrella of baboon in The Complete Story of Prenatal Education are all educational stories, which I hope can be used for reference.
Prenatal education story told by prospective father 12 Old fox and old duck
One summer, under the shade of the river, a man sat there looking at a large group of ducks in the river.
Soon, a branch floated among the ducks. That branch still carries Ye Er. The ducks were frightened and immediately spread their wings and flew. In the air, they circled for a few seconds and then landed at the feeding place. But after a while, another branch floated from a distance, among them. Oh, these poor ducks had to fly out of the river again in shock. However, soon, they found that floating branches wouldn't hurt them at all. So they landed on the water again.
Then three or four branches floated to them. However, the ducks no longer care. Later, I was hit by those branches, and I didn't mind at all, so I was too lazy to fly again.
On the shore, people who have been quietly paying attention have doubts at the moment. He wants to know what are those floating branches. Did someone throw the branch into the river on purpose? In order to find out the reason, his eyes turned to the direction where the water came. Oh, no one is making trouble, but a fox, staring at the duck slyly, lustfully and stiffly. "What does it want to do next?" This man can't help thinking.
Yes, ducks are no longer afraid of branches floating on the water. After this situation was confirmed by the fox, it went to find a big branch. Then it secretly spread out on the branch, hid, and floated to the unsuspecting duck with the branch.
The sly old fox swam slowly among the ducks. It suddenly raised its head, showing its big teeth, biting the duck from left to right and making a fierce attack. Two fat ducklings became its target first. It ate them in one bite and then ran away in a hurry. The rest of the ducks flew away screaming in fear. For a long time, they were afraid to fly back here.
Oh, do you understand now? This fox is really cunning and patient. Finally, it got a good meal.
Prenatal education story told by prospective father 13 adventures of caterpillar
Once upon a time, a beautiful flower flew among beautiful flowers. Against the background of flowers, her wings are like a colorful skirt, more beautiful than flowers. However, due to people's destruction and pollution, beautiful flowers have become garbage stations, dirty waste products have been thrown everywhere, and butterflies have nowhere to hide, so they can only leave after spawning. ……
Soon, two caterpillars, Xiaoqing and Lu Xiao, were born early. Their bodies are green and lovely. But no one in the garbage will notice these two humble little guys. Caterpillar needs to eat grass leaves when it is hungry, but the grass here is not fresh and there are many flies buzzing around. The caterpillar can't stand it any longer and is ready to leave here. But they climbed and climbed so slowly, so they picked two dandelion umbrellas and started a long journey with the wind. Come to a new place. Xiaoqing, the caterpillar, said, "Look, there is a meadow there. The grass there is fresh and tender, so we can eat it into pupae. " Another caterpillar, Little Green, said, "All right, let's stop here." . But the wind is stirring up ghosts. No sooner had the caterpillars stopped on the grass than the wind blew them into the sky. Little Green said, "We must find a new home. In fact, we really can't bear to part with this green grass! " "Xiaoqing said," Yes, if you are not afraid, let's jump. "
They got up the courage to throw away their umbrellas and jumped down. But instead of jumping on the grass, he jumped on a big tree near the grass, just pressing on a cicada. The cicada felt sick and flew, leaving the caterpillar in place. But the cicada laid a pile of eggs, and the little caterpillar didn't like to eat cicada leaves, so he climbed down the tree and went to the grass. They eat and eat here every day. They eat so fat and big that they become big caterpillars.
Now the grass is a little yellow, and autumn is coming. Two caterpillars will spin silks and pupate together. They came to a clearing and dug a pit to prepare for pupation. Suddenly, a strange bug occupied their hole, so the caterpillar had to dig another hole. This time, no bugs occupied them. They came to the cave, filled the hole and spat out layers of filaments, wrapping themselves like a sealed bag full of cotton. They fell asleep quietly. ……
The next spring, the grass growing on the grass is green and lovely, and there are several beautiful wild flowers dotted on the grass. The grass became lively, and two caterpillars finally became two beautiful flowers, Hu Die. They bite the pupa, climb out, climb out of the soil, shake off the dust and spread their beautiful wings to fly into the air. They danced with small insects, which was very beautiful.
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