Interesting sentences

1. I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes are all scratched without sparks.

2. Can a girl like me have no weight to hold down her beauty?

There are so many idiots in the world, but you have become the best among them.

4. Men who come home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

The older you get, the better your temper, probably because you don't care more and more.

6. If you are good-looking or rich, you will naturally find social fun.

7. Bring it on if you dare. I promise you can't beat me under the age of six!

8. I won't show you my sadness. I'm afraid you can't help laughing.

9. A moment that should last forever, but the situation at that time was very complicated.

10. Look at your appearance, you can play a horror movie without makeup.

20 18 The shorter the funny sentences, the better. Choose short and interesting sentences. A word is hilarious. 1.

1 1. Being a person is actually very simple, and people's hearts will change. You are more real to me, you turn around!

12. besides looking good, nail polish has another advantage. You can shave when you are bored.

13. Please get to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

14. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

15. Didn't you say you were stubborn? Why can the person you like change you easily?

16. The twisted melon is not sweet, so why did that person twist it? Because it costs nothing.

17. If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plan.

18. What's the difference between losing weight and not losing weight? You changed from eating with confidence to eating with fear.

19. Take a step back to broaden your horizons, which means that if you take a step back, others will broaden their horizons.

20 18 The shorter the funny sentences, the better. Select funny short sentences, laugh to death in one sentence 2.

20. The so-called beautiful women are mostly slaves of cosmetics.

2 1. Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

22. I will be good friends with anyone who says I am white, thin and beautiful.

23. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.