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The scholar cocked his tail and typed a word.
1, reason: This is a joke, probably because some pedantic scholar asked the monk how to write the word "bald". The monk said angrily that the scholar's "performance" was too arrogant.
2, baldness: pronunciation: tū?
(1) (human) has no hair; (the head or tail of a bird or animal) without hair.
(2) (Tree) has no leaves, (Mountain) has no trees.
(3) the object loses its tip
(4) The first structure is incomplete.
3. Source:
(1) (pictogram. From a person's point of view, it looks like a millet. Original intention: no hair on the head)
(2) The original meaning is the same
Bald and hairless. -"Shuo Wen"
Baldness is inevitable. -"Book of Rites, Mourning"
Bald people have no beards. -"Book of Rites, Four Systems of Mourning"
Qi people are called hairless and bald. -"The Book of Rites Hall of Fame" Note
Bald Weng-biography of Xiongnu in the later Han Dynasty. Note: "That is, it is Weng."
The teeth are dangerously bald. -Qing Yuanmei's "Sacrificing Sister"
(3) Another example: the bald guy (bald guy);
Bald people (bald);
Bald donkey. Scold the monk);
Baldness (baldness);
A bald person (bald person);
Bald children (Jewish bald slaves);
Baldness (alopecia)
(4) There is no vegetation on the mountain, such as bald mountain (a hill without vegetation); Bald tree (dead tree)
(5) Do not wear a hat or shoes, such as a bald towel (bareheaded without a headscarf); Naked (naked)
(6) falling off, such as: bald friend (nicknamed pen with hair falling off); Baldness (shedding)
(7) the object loses its tip and is not sharp, such as baldness (bald pen); Bald hair (hair removal pen); Bald tube (bald pen)
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