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What did Zhao Kuo do? The god of war said something to him, why did he hate his teeth itch?

In ancient China, the Warring States Period was a historical period. At the time of the most frequent wars, social unrest and wars continued, so this period was also called the Warring States Period. Due to the special historical environment during the Warring States period, many market-oriented talents. Also became a famous figure. Among them are Wang Jian, Lian Po, Li Mu and Sun Bin. , can be called the god of war, but there is a historical joke is an armchair strategist. This man is Zhao Kuo, but Zhao Kuo is not an armchair strategist. In fact, he hit Tian Lei himself. The Battle of Changping In 263 BC, King Zhao and Qin fought for the land of South Korea, so a large-scale war broke out in Changping. This is the Battle of Changping in history. In this battle, Qin took the lead in sending Wang Yi's father, and later sent a famous soldier, while Zhao Guoze sent veteran Lian Po. Then Zhao Kuo. The battle of Changping lasted for several months in Zhao, and a * * * damaged 450,000 elite soldiers. Zhao finally attributed the failure of this campaign to Zhao Kuo's theory.

Zhao Kuo's military decision-making failed to flexibly apply the theory in Sun Tzu's Art of War to the battlefield of Changping War, which completely ruined the favorable situation originally laid by Lian Po and Zhao Kuo. Zhao Kuo took over Zhao Jiajun led by Lian Po. After two months of war with Qin Jun, two important military cities were repeatedly lost. After Zhao Kuo took over the army, he chose a conservative battle plan to repair fortifications, but he didn't expect Tian Lei, the general of Qin Jun, to violently attack Zhao Kuo, which was already in a weak position. However, Zhao Kuo people led Zhao to resist to death, and this extremely difficult defense battle was deadlocked for dozens of days.

Zhao Kuo gave Tian Lei Zhao a heavy blow, so it can't be delayed any longer. Zhao Kuo decided to do or die and personally led the elite troops to break through. But the periphery has been surrounded by Qin Jun, and in the end, there are only 200 people left in his army of more than 400,000. But also in this war, Qin Jun led by Leitian also lost more than 200,000 main forces. The main force of more than 200,000 troops died after Zhao Kuo took over Zhao. Therefore, although Tian Lei was the winner of this war, he despised Zhao Kuo, but he also hated Zhao Kuo's toothache. After all, he lost more than 200,000 main players and gave Qin Jun a heavy blow.