Joke: A joke of treating guests.

Irregular writing and scribbling often cause many ridiculous things.

Once upon a time, there was a county magistrate whose handwriting was very scrawled. His letters and official documents are in a mess. Not only do others struggle to read, but they can't even recognize themselves after a long time. The clerk in charge of documents advised him to write clearly and neatly. His face sank and he said angrily, "What do you know? This is called cursive script. You see, the dragon and the phoenix dance, with great boldness of vision. "

In this way, no one dared to mention his writing anymore.

One day, the county magistrate wanted to treat guests, so he wrote a note asking the officers to buy pig tongues. At that time, the writing strips were all written vertically, and it was a habit for county officials to scribble. Unconsciously, the word "tongue" was divided up and down, and the officers thought he wanted to buy 1000 pigs.

The officers secretly complained, "How can we feed 1000 pigs in such a hurry?"

So he rushed from one village to another, fooled and finally got 500 pigs. Differences have never driven so many pigs. After a while, the pigs ran away and another You Zhu ran away. He was sweating and panting. No way, officials had to hire a dozen farmers to help them drive the pigs to the county government.

The county magistrate is waiting anxiously. When he heard the noise outside, he came out to watch. He was shocked when he saw that the yard was full of pigs. The officer came forward to report: "My master ordered to buy 1000 pigs, and the villain was incompetent. I tried my best to buy only 500 pigs. I beg your forgiveness. "

Hearing this, the county magistrate was furious: "I told you to buy pig tongues. How can you buy me 500 pigs?" The official took the note out of his pocket and handed it to the county magistrate. He said indignantly, "Your note clearly says buy 1000 pigs!" " "

The county magistrate rubbed his eyes and looked at it carefully. It is not the word "tongue" that divides the family, but it has really become a thousand mouths. He was so angry and anxious that he couldn't speak, so he had to let the officer return the pig.

The officer said unhappily, "It's hard for the villain to return five pigs." However, please be careful when writing in the future. If you write "buy meat" as "buy my wife" (my wife means my wife), there is no way to return it.