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What are the "Twelve Monsters" in Vietnam?

Our neighbor has a wonderful India, but besides India, Vietnam is also wonderful. There are many customs and habits in Vietnam that are very different from our country, and many of them are strange to us. To this end, we say that Vietnam has the following? Twelve freaks? .

Strange: the house is narrow and top-notch.

The houses in Vietnam are very narrow, but very long, a bit like the bungalows in our country before, and the length can be two or three times the width. Houses in Vietnam are a bit like those in France, and they like to sharpen the roof.

Erguai: The road is crooked and not wide.

Vietnam's road ratio is small, and their aisle has only two lanes. There are two lanes everywhere in our country, which is actually a national highway in Vietnam. It may be because the terrain in Vietnam is uneven and their road is tortuous.

Three eccentrics: Men like cuckolders.

Vietnamese men especially like to wear green hats. They shouldn't know that green hats have special meanings in our country. If they come to our country, it is estimated that they will make jokes.

Four eccentrics: sleeping at home.

Because Vietnam is located in the tropics, it is very hot and humid, so Vietnamese like to install hammocks at home, so it will be cooler to sleep.

Five eccentrics: The tricycle driver is sitting in the back.

What tricycles are there in Vietnam? Guests die first? Because the driver sits in the back and the guests sit in the front.

Six eccentrics: Motorcycles can pull goods like trucks.

Motorcycle drivers in Vietnam are all experts. They can pull a truckload of goods with a motorcycle, or they can run freely on the road.

Seven eccentrics: the train passes by the door of the house.

Vietnam's railways all pass through crowded places, and there are residential areas on both sides of the road, and there are still people selling vegetables on the roadside.

Eight eccentrics: square zongzi

In our impression, zongzi are generally rectangular or quadrilateral, but Vietnamese zongzi are square, like a cube.

Nine eccentrics: slippers go everywhere

Vietnam is rich in rubber, and their rubber products are of very good quality, so local people like to wear slippers.

Ten eccentricities: smoking with a fire tube

Vietnamese love to smoke with fire pipes. Smoking with a fire tube can effectively filter the smoke and effectively reduce the harm to the body. This is a wise move.

Eleven eccentrics: cars are not as fast as motorcycles.

Vietnam is a motorcycle kingdom. It may be because the roads in Vietnam are not good, or it may be that motorcycles bypass the traffic and slow down the car.

Twelve eccentrics: French sticks sell very fast.

French baguette has always been the favorite of French people, but it is also very popular in Vietnam, probably because Vietnam was once a colony of French baguette and was influenced by France.