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Ten thousand people lined up to drink Meng Po Tang, and the stalls put on a new height. What's going on?

Girl, come on, drink this bowl of Mengpo soup, and your heart will be less bitter. Drink this bowl of Meng Po Tang and find a good lover in the afterlife ...

I accidentally read this sentence in Tik Tok, which is quite curious. A small video, many girls actually cried. Needless to say, just two sentences are really powerful, and with sad music, girls who have just lost love can really cry their hearts out and get hoarse.

sometimes a word touches the heart, and the more you think about it, the more you want to cry. Anyway, I haven't been in the mood to do anything else for a long time. It's okay to be idle. When can I cry if I don't cry at this time?

why do people cry? Mostly because my feelings have been hurt, I want to forget them, and I have a * * * in my heart.

There is a rule in psychology that emotional fluctuation is the motive force of behavior, and tears are the active expression of the subconscious mind. Language rendering can guide emotional fluctuations, arouse sadness in the depths of the soul, and then strengthen sadness.

Some language that touches the mind can affect the subconscious in certain situations. One sentence can open your heart, and before you know it, you can make people cry.

Let's get to the point. After street stalls are no longer restricted, the phenomenon of "ordinary popularity" is impressive. Every day after work, I can see many people who set up stalls, and the rich people who drive Mercedes-Benz BMW at the entrance of the community also fall in love with stalls.

people suddenly find that hardworking and simple people are always in the majority.

It's a good thing to enjoy the big business. You don't have to hide to set up a stall. It is always the most glorious for laborers to earn their own living.

It's time to get down to business. In Zhengzhou, Henan Province, a street stall has reached a new height, full of creativity, which can be called a phenomenal level.

others are all shouting hard when they set up stalls. If the boss is in debt, he will sell the leather shoes and belts for money.

This stall is different. It sells Mengpo soup for free! It is made of Kuding tea. According to people who have drunk it, this bowl of Mengpo soup tastes good. Although I can't forget my troubles, it can be symbolic.

who doesn't want something free? Even Meng Po Tang, the more the better! Not only can you taste the fresh food, but you can also quench your thirst.

The most important thing is that "forgetting sadness" has become a fantasy necessity of many people today. Even if you lie to yourself, it's good to symbolize it, which can comfort your injured heart a little.

When I heard that Meng Po was coming, people rushed to the scene, and the scene was crowded and shouted. The scene was a sea of people, even hotter than the arrival of the stars.

everyone is scrambling to push forward, and everyone wants to taste the delicious taste of Mengpo soup. There is nothing we can do about it. Everyone wants to drink and comfort themselves. After all, it will be gone if it is crowded slowly.

It is said that a girl accompanied her boyfriend to go shopping and dried a bowl of Meng Po soup in one gulp. She gave a hearty smile: I've also drunk Meng Po soup, and my fate is over. I broke up at dawn and only loved my new boyfriend. After this date, I will never love you again in my life. Take care, I can't bear to part with you ...

It is said that an uncle tried a bowl of Mengpo soup in one gulp and wanted another bowl, but Meng Po refused. The uncle quietly took out his mobile phone, hesitated for a long time before dialing a phone call. After a long time, he brewed a sentence: Dear, this is the last time to call you, I agree to divorce, I wish you and them happiness, and the children and I don't need to go home ... < P > It is said that a handsome little brother took a bowl of Meng Po soup in one gulp. He held his girlfriend's hand and said to another girlfriend at the other end of the phone: Me. I'll give you the answer when I decide who to choose. One of you has to quit. You'd better take the initiative to quit and be generous, so as not to hurt your peace. I can only love one person, but I can't afford two.

When I picked up this bowl of Meng Po Tang, I found a kind of artificial design in the first half of my life, as if I were standing by the Naihe Bridge, looking at "people" and sighing.

even if the hot wind swished the hair in the hot summer that day, you will feel full of desolation. I'm so sweaty that I feel cold in my heart.

people who are sad because of their feelings have mixed feelings. Who should they love and who should they not love?

who loves me and who doesn't?

who is true love and who is false love?

who has money and who has no money?

who is handsome and who is ugly?

after thinking about it, I don't know who to choose, and I don't want to give up easily, so I have to be in a mess. The big deal is to love it all once, and then make a decision. Big deal, I don't love anyone, and I will play the game from now on.

In their emotional troubles, they should all be looking forward to drinking Meng Po Tang in advance. Even if you lie to yourself, it's a kind of ah q spirit, isn't it? Being able to fool yourself is the real skill.

Unfortunately, forget the sorrow is a very extravagant thing. Unless you drink the original Mengpo soup, the loss will outweigh the gain. It's not bad to be alive. There are 1, possibilities to regain happiness.

after thinking about it, a bowl of fake Meng po soup is enough. What if it can continue?

In fact, it is normal for life to be unhappy, so there is not enough weight in a bowl of Meng Po Tang!

Some people worry too much. It is obvious that there are ten bowls of soup. If you only drink one bowl, you might as well not drink it. After all, it's an embarrassing thing to drink fragments. You don't even remember what happened, and you're too embarrassed to ask. That's sadness.

in order to completely forget their troubles, some people can't wait for another bowl after drinking one bowl, and they can't wait to drink it all at once. Even if you are full, you still can't understand your worries if you think about it carefully. Worry always comes one after another. I can't wait to uncover the bottom of Meng Po's pot, take it home to study, and cook soup by myself.

Some people like to taste delicious food and drink Meng Po Tang as a drink. After all, it tastes so good, it's cool and refreshing, and it relieves summer heat and quenches thirst. What has been added to Kuding tea? I wonder if there is any salt.

It is said that the lover's tears are salty, which should be replaced.

once again, get to the point.

Although Meng Po Tang's popularity is only a phenomenal activity, it promotes business vitality. But the logic behind it expresses a problem that people generally care about.

in many people's minds, life is sometimes a very troublesome thing.

Friendship is hard to find, bosom friend is hard to meet, love is hard to find, happiness is hard to last, and thinking about it, only loneliness and sadness are the easiest to get and the hardest to forget.

You see, many people who drink soup actually have bitterness in their hearts, but they are embarrassed to say it. My heart hurts so much that I have to put a smile on my face. When you smile, you are numb. When a smile becomes a habitual action, it becomes a mask, and it has nothing to do with happiness anymore.

For many people who have experienced it, all kinds of feelings, love, bitterness and hatred may be nothing serious, but it's all trivial to get over it. As long as you have money in your hand, you can live a natural and unrestrained life.

the hardest thing is that you don't even have money, which is very annoying. If you don't have great skills, you have to pretend to be rich and you can't lose face in front of your friends. Life is full of pressure, and there is ridicule between people without rhyme or reason ... < P > Do you think it is difficult?

Let's not talk about other messy feelings, such as car loan, mortgage and raising a baby. Many people worry when they think about it.

it would be great if money problems could be forgotten together, just like feelings.

it's a good dream, but everyone lives in reality.

So, it's better to be calm in life. Look down on fame and profit, don't be so competitive, don't be so vain, happiness is quite simple.

Don't feel sorry for those who didn't squeeze into Meng Po Tang. Do it yourself and have plenty of food and clothing. If you can't drink other people's soup, you can make your own soup.

Go home and make a bowl of scented tea, and write the words "Meng Po Tang" on the mouth of the bowl, which is not only pleasing to the eye, but also satisfying. Cut a few petals of onion and shed a few tears as a symbol of sadness. It's too idle. You can also adjust your own tastes and make bowls of Wang Po soup and Liu Po soup. It's probably not bad.

don't you think happiness is simple? Learning to entertain yourself is also a kind of happiness. There is a lot of bitterness in life, so it is calm to think about it. Life is a similar process, and mentality is very important.