Joke creativity

1, the girl said: I am pregnant. The man continued to lower his head to eat and said, I had a vasectomy. The girl looked blankly for a while and said, I'm kidding you. The man looked up at her, took a sip of water and said, me too.

2. On the bus in the morning, a man took out his mobile phone from his bag to look at the time, and then said "I am Cao", thinking that his time was too late. I took a closer look, and Cao had an air conditioner remote control in his hand.

When I was in college, the toilet was an old-fashioned pit, and there was no door. One night, the toilet light was broken and I found a pit. When I squatted down, I held my hips in one hand and a deep voice sounded: Someone!

4. The company banned smoking, so a cubicle in WC became my exclusive smoking room.

I went to WC to smoke yesterday and found that WC was occupied. I have no choice but to withdraw ~

10 minutes later, WC was occupied again. Please forgive me and withdraw ~ ~

After 20 minutes, WC is still occupied. Brother nu: hey! Is there anyone inside?

Half a minute later, a weak voice came from inside: Brother, do you have any paper?

Sweat, so put the toilet paper into the door.

Five minutes later, there was still nothing in it.

Brother is angry: Hey, can you go out or not?

Half a minute later, I handed out half a stack of toilet paper from the door.

Then a weak voice came from inside: Brother, can you bring me some water ~ ~ ~ ~

Gao, I'm devastated. I've waited too long. Let's get started! ! !

5. One day I went to Shenzhen Huaqiang North SEG Electronic Plaza (there were so many people that I could squeeze the shit out). On the elevator, I suddenly stood on two squares, turned around and said loudly to my boyfriend, "Are you cured of hemorrhoids?"

Then everyone looks back at their boyfriends,

The boyfriend was embarrassed first, and then calmly replied, "Since you licked it for me, so much the better."

6. Everyone knows the big 28 bicycle with a girder! When I was four or five years old, I used to sit directly on the beam of my father's bike and sit sideways. After a long time, my feet would be numb and uncomfortable! Last time I went to grandma's house, I suggested sitting in the back seat, because my feet wouldn't get numb! Agreed! Haha, let's go! ! As a result, when I arrived at my destination, something terrible happened … My father forgot me, took my leg off from behind and kicked me straight away …

7. One day when I went to town, I suddenly had an urgent need to urinate, so I found a quiet corner to prepare my homework. Who knows, a policeman found me and rushed up to yell at me and fined me. I was angry and answered loudly: "I didn't pee again, so I can't take things out to see!" "

8. In the supermarket, I saw a bound crab climb from the freezer of 18.9 yuan to the cabinet of 28.9 yuan. I was in tears. You are so fucking motivated!

9. The men's and women's toilets in the school are connected. A girl forgot to bring toilet paper to the toilet. When she was embarrassed, toilet paper came from the men's room next door. The girl turned pale and asked "Who" loudly. The boy next door replied, "Lei Feng."

10. In the primary school class, the zipper of the female teacher's pants opened.

A girl stood up to remind: "teacher, you didn't close the door!" " "

The female teacher casually waved her hand and said, "Never mind, the dean will come to visit in a moment."

1 1. An art teacher, who is famous in the local area. A newspaper has a large number of reports in the first issue, accompanied by photos, so it began to brag in class: "Recently, some students always told me that your teacher is very good, and you even published photos in the newspaper ..." A student: "Looking for you?" From then on, the art teacher refused the student to go to art class again.

12, senior three, the geometry teacher is an old lady who likes to brag and hates it. One day in class, he said, "I am highly valued by the Municipal Education Bureau. They always invite me to study the problem together, and I pick up the car every time. " I accidentally asked, "Three rounds?" As a result, I was banned from geometry class for a week.

13, once my uncle saw my sister-in-law wearing a big treasure and suddenly shouted, "You have such good skin, why do you still use soothing treasure?"

14. Before, someone came to my aunt's house and just came in. It happened that my aunt was going to the bathroom. She quickly greeted the guests and said, "Sit down, sit down, I'll go to the toilet and pour you some tea!" " "