A joke about a typo in a sketch

Roles: Xiao Mahu, Xiao Li, Jun Xiao, Xiao Mei, Hong Xiao, monitor.

Xiaoli: I hate people writing typos, but there is a person in our class who runs a typo radish factory at home and brings typos to his homework all day. The director is here! (Xiao Li stepped down and Ma Xiao came to power)

Xiaocareless:- Hello, my name is Xiaocareless, and I am not careless in my work. Look! I bring my new article for everyone to see! Alas? ! Where did I put it? Xiaojun, did you see it?

Xiaojun: Are you absent from class? (Looking for something with Xiao Mahu)

Xiaomei: Oh, this little carelessness is really sloppy. The composition I wrote today was dropped after class, and I was always asked to send it to him! Xiaohong, go! Let's send it to him!

Xiaohong: Well, all right, let's go.

Small careless: alas? ! May, what brings you here? what's up

Xiaomei: You still say this won't send you a composition? !

Careless: ouch! Look at my memory. Good thing you sent it to me.

Xiaohong: Hey! You are such a careless ghost, you may make some jokes in the future!

Small careless: alas, yes, forget it, you are here, just listen to my masterpiece!

Xiaomei: Gee, as long as you don't write wrong words!

Xiao is careless: this time it must be right. I checked. Don't worry!

Xiaojun: Can we trust your "trust"?

Monitor: Xiaojun, stop fooling around and be careless. Read your composition and let's listen!

Xiao careless: cut! I'm going to start, don't bother me! Cough, ladies and villagers, please enjoy the careless masterpiece-rural experience: at the weekend, my father and I came to the countryside to experience life. We wanted to experience the feeling of farming, so our uncle in the village assigned us a harsh job-fertilization. We all started from farmers' homes and went to the fields, and the journey was quite long. I couldn't walk halfway, so I put down the dung and decided to drink it, but my father wouldn't let me, so I secretly drank it for a while. Oh, it feels great. After a while, I was full of energy. I really don't know if I didn't drink it. I was shocked when I drank it! then ...

Monitor: Stop

Xiaomei/Xiaohong/Xiaojun/Xiaoli: Hahahahaha. ...

Careless: What's the matter? What are you laughing at?

Xiaomei: God, you're killing me! Sloppy, is that shit delicious?

Xiaoli: You misspelled the factory director. Go away.

Monitor: You actually wrote rest as drinking! Little carelessness

Careless: Oh, let me see. Oh, how can I write thanks as drinking? It's really a joke. Sorry, everyone! (Walking off the stage)

Xiaomei: Alas-haha, don't go! Aren't you going to show your masterpiece?

Xiaohong: Hehe, I estimate that he can be on the list of awesome people at this level! (Step down with Xiaomei)

Xiaoli: Hey, your composition book (step down)

Monitor: If a person intentionally or unintentionally writes a typo, it will make people puzzled and even misunderstand, which will affect the expression of meaning and even lose the communicative function of words. Chinese characters are one of the oldest characters in the world and the crystallization of the excellent tradition of the Chinese nation. We should cherish it very much, use it correctly and give full play to its role, which is very important for inheriting and carrying forward the excellent traditional culture of the Chinese nation, cultivating patriotic sentiments and better learning various cultures and scientific knowledge. At present, the confusion of Chinese characters in society has caused losses and obstacles to economic development, scientific progress, education popularization, cultural prosperity and social spiritual civilization construction, and has also caused interference and misleading to Chinese students' Chinese characters. Let's get rid of the habit of writing typos together!

Crosstalk sketch "Mr. Bai Zi"

Let me introduce you.

B: Introduction.

A: This is no ordinary actor.

B: Huh?

He is a rookie in our music industry.

Hmm.

A: Mr. Zhao from Zhao Baole.

I am flattered. I am a primary school student, I still have to work hard.

A: ... Ah, Qian Sun. [Pause] Why do you speak crosstalk so well?

B: Why?

You love art.

B: I like this industry.

A: Your pursuit of art can be said to be useless.

B: Huh?

A: Oh, sorry, wrong, wrong. You're naked.

No ... I'm not wearing anything. Me? How do you talk?

A: That's …

B: You have to say "enough" here.

A: ... Oh, how can I call you that?

Why did you call me? You have to say "Gou"!

Do you like it?

B: Of course I like it.

A: Hehe, Mr. Dog.

What do you mean by Mr. Dog?

A: I can't call you Mr. Dog either. What did you say? ...

B: What a mess.

A: Then how to put this sentence properly?

B: Not a word, no; Naked, no. This idiom is called meticulous.

A: I will learn from you anyway.

B: You're welcome.

Learn how to kiss others.

B: I dare not! ! I'll hit whoever I kiss!

You would say. ...

B: good for people!

I will learn from you no matter what.

B: You're welcome.

A: Take me as a student.

I am flattered.

A: I am a little self-sufficient!

B: Mao ... Mao volunteered.

A: then I'll go and have a look!

B: You are cheap enough now!

I want to invite you to my home.

B: Oh.

Did I ask you for advice?

B: You're welcome.

I will treat you well. I will prepare some ... coffee for you.

B: Coffee?

Ah, Brazilian coffee.

B: Coffee!

Shall we have some fruit?

Yes, I like fruit.

A: Buy some Sha Tin axes.

B: I can't bite.

A: Some fried tickets with sugar.

B: Fried chestnuts with sugar!

A: If you don't want to come to my house, I'll come to your house for consultation.

Welcome to visit!

A: Hahahaha, I don't know where you live?

Bie Ye? !

China has a great writer.

Hmm.

A: Cao Ou. [pause] Well written.

B: You ... go to the vegetable market.

Do you sell vegetables?

What is selling vegetables? That's Cao Yu.

Oh, right, right, right. There are such great writers.

B: Yes, yes.

Shall we study China movies and TV plays together?

Do you like TV?

Wow, I like it. Not recently. I don't like TV dramas very much recently. In the past, there were several films reflecting our educated youth, which were particularly impressive.

Which one?

A: That's it. It's been several years.

How dare you! Four words can make two mistakes. Oh, did you go to school when you were young? What did you learn at school? You don't study hard. At your age, everyone laughs at you when you stand here and speak vernacular.

A: Who has white characters?

B: You!

Shi, I can speak vernacular. I don't understand!

B: You copied it for no reason? That's called puzzling.

You looked in my pocket on purpose!

Broken ... flaw!

Don't treat me like a child.

B: How childish!

I thought over every word.

B: Think about it!

A: Isn't it baked with fire?

Where did you get this?

Don't scare me.

B: Threatening (Dong Brown)!

Look, you have great prestige.

B: is this called extraordinary talent?

A: Hands and feet.

B: This, this. ...

A: What a boast!

Does this make sense? !