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Exaggerated and funny advertising words
In normal study, work and life, everyone must have been exposed to some commonly used advertising words, which have the function of shaping emotional expression. What are the widely used advertising words? The following are the exaggerated and funny advertising words I compiled for you, for reference only. Welcome to reading.
Exaggerated and funny advertising words 1 1, let happiness spread its wings and watch dreams bloom instantly. (Advertising words of "Dream of China" program)
2, taste the welcome pine, leading the Chinese style alone. ("Welcome Pine" cigarette advertisement)
3, "drilling" heart "stone" wisdom (diamond advertising words)
4. Your hope is my possibility. (corporate advertising words)
5. Feel the sunshine and give hope. (slogan "Project Hope")
6. There is sour and sweet, and there is a taste of "self". (yogurt advertising words)
7. Happy woman, diamond life. ("Diamond" advertising words)
8. Drink the past in a cup. (Advertising words of "wine enterprises")
9, the same choice, different expectations. (Advertising words in supermarkets and shopping malls)
10, nutrition is the master, go your own way. ("green vegetables" advertising words)
1 1. Chew old songs and enjoy classics. (Music broadcast advertising words)
12. Grasp life and communicate with the world. New song express, happy confidant. (Music broadcast advertising words)
13. Feel the sunshine and give hope. (slogan "Project Hope")
14, sweet and sour, with the taste of "self". (yogurt advertising words)
15, charming space, unlimited creativity. (Advertising words for fashion creative programs)
Exaggerated and funny advertising slogan 2 1, a funny advertising slogan of a small vendor selling shorts: "People can have no money, but they can't wear shorts. 10 yuan is a three-piece one-year-old to 100!"
2. No smoking advertisement in public places: "Please don't smoke because there is no hole in the carpet and no hole in your lungs."
3, Arctic thermal underwear: drink the right wine, everyone knows!
4. A new book advertisement: "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"
5, Biyang yak bone marrow strong bone powder: Since playing the right wine, this waist is not sour, legs are not painful, and walking is strong!
6. Don't buy a bulletproof vest with a helmet: this is my way of expressing that there is no dandruff. Is it okay? (Head & Shoulders/Zhou Xun)
7. A printing company advertised: "Print everything except money."
8. A road traffic advertisement: "If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight."
9, 8 experts, 12 peers and 66 novices have proved that drinking is really good!
10, the slogan of a shop selling bras: It's better to complain than to be above it!
1 1, Wahaha: Mom, I also want to drink the right wine.
12, Duimener wine: Sha Ying, bomb, Duimener wine is indispensable!
13, a washing machine advertisement: "Idle wife, good mother!" Roewe blog
14, the slogan selling cockroach medicine: "When a cockroach dies, I die."
15, Mongolian grassland on the tip of the tongue, Wuzhumuqin sheep and mutton.
16. Funny epigram on the iron gate in the high-voltage cable area: "Look for intruders except suicide"
17, a perfume company advertised: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle."
18, robust: every wine expert across the hall has experienced 72 failures.
19, a cosmetic advertisement: "early spots, please don't leave' pox'."
20. A flower shop advertised: "Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wife."
2 1. I used to drink ak three times a day, but since I used Northeast Duimener wine, it is very powerful and absorbs quickly. Look, it's not hard for me to blow five heads at once! The price is reasonable and affordable (next to people: people will find the right wine! )
22. An advertisement in a car showroom reads: "Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."
23, drinking, I have been using the opposite wine, the northeast opposite wine, even if it really kills people, it will not fade. We've been using it.
24. A traffic safety advertisement: "Please remember that God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for the car, but others didn't. "
25. Advertisement: Box. Manager Zhang used to have a headache. Why hasn't he had a headache recently? I used some medicine that I prescribed for him. Still blowing! I recommended him the right wine. Please use the right wine for headache. I don't talk to him about ordinary people.
Exaggerated and funny advertising words 3 1, planning around to make you big: the advertising language of an enterprise
2, safety, has its own set from: condoms.
Maybe the best beer in the world comes from Carlsberg.
4. New Beijing, Great Olympics comes from: Beijing Olympic Games
5. Dressing naturally comes from: Benny Road
6. The world without strangers comes from Giordano.
7, chat from: Nokia 33 10
8. There is a kind of wine that is passed down: Shiba Inu Wine Shop.
9. Part I: Go in early and go out late. Will come in sooner or later. Part II: Eat more and eat less. Eat more, eat more. Part II: Come in for something to eat. From: the advertising language of the shop.
10, it's your fault that you didn't buy it once, and it's my fault that you didn't buy it twice: on the fruit stand.
1 1, boiling wine theory heroes and talents come from all over the world: talents and men's wear.
12, men should have their own voice: Alcatel mobile phone.
13, Wanshui Qian Shan is near the cyber sky, which makes you soar and face it easily. From: China Telecom Series.
14, sow the next action, and you will gain a habit; Sow a habit and you will gain a character; Sow a character and you will reap a fate from: William? James
Lewanjia Wan Jiale 15. From: Wan Jiale.
16, there are as many moving stories as there are southern motorcycles. From: Southern Motorcycle.
17. Go to work happily and go home safely. Said by: public service advertisement: Yan dance, Yan dance, a song to love. From: Yanwu tape recorder.
18, Master Kong instant noodles, delicious and visible. From: Master Kong.
19, don't be too chic! From: Shanshan suit
20. Let 100 million people get smart first. From: Giant Brain Gold
2 1, * * create a better future, * * * a better life. From: Midea Electric Appliances
22, provincial excellent, Ministry excellent, Ge You? From: Shuanghui ham sausage.
23, drink Confucius banquet wine, do the world article. Said by: Confucius Banquet Wine
24. Health makes the future. Said by: Neptune
25, good teeth, good appetite, good health, delicious. From: blue sky six must rule
26. Forever green, forever Qin Chi. Said by: Qin Chi.
27. Take the red-flag bus and take Zhonghua Road. From: Hongqi Automobile.
28. If you want good skin, use Dabao in the morning and evening. From: Dabao
29. The wine in Confucius' house makes people homesick. Said by: Confucius Family Wine
30, the new concept of calcium supplementation, absorption is the key. From: Long Mu Zhuanggu Granules
3 1, drink Huiyuan juice and take a healthy road. From: Huiyuan Juice
32. I only see you. From: Wahaha Pure Water
33, very cola, very choice from: very cola
34. The New Year is new, fresh and interesting. Congratulations to Coca-Cola. Said by: Coca-Cola
35. Give melatonin as a gift. From: melatonin
36. Rejoice is so confident. From: Celebration.
37. Exceed the performance limit and enjoy the wonderful computing from AMD.
38. American goods, the local price comes from: Dell.
39. Classic precision casting, meaningful collection from: BenQ.
40. It varies with wisdom. From: dopod.
4 1, the Great Wall will never fall, and domestic products should strive for self-improvement. It comes from: Aoni Gleditsia Shampoo Essence.
42. A classic romance that can be passed down comes from: real estate.
43. Strength creates value from: CCTV
44. I was born with anger From: mineral water advertisement
45. Come in a hurry, go in a hurry and leave in a hurry: side.
46. The feeling of no friction is like flying out of some lubricating oil.
47, not to seduce anyone, just to care for beauty: beauty chain advertising language
Born in: Johnson.
49. The endless aftertaste after the peak feeling comes from: cigarettes
50, crystal clear, cool! Said by: Sprite
5 1, see the world with the third eye. From: seagull camera advertisement
52. A hundred words are worth a key. Said by: a typewriter advertisement
When the sun rises, our love will always come from the sun god.
Love me and chase me, but please don't kiss me! Said by: A big slogan posted on the back of the car.
Exaggerated and funny advertising words 4 1, Bai Jiahei: I spent the Mid-Autumn Festival alone last year and didn't fall asleep; I went home this Mid-Autumn Festival and slept soundly.
2. Lenovo: If you don't go home during the Mid-Autumn Festival, how will the world feel?
3. Pepsi: Mid-Autumn Festival is not limited.
4. Mason: Who is it? What Mid-Autumn Festival is this!
5, melatonin: don't drink this Mid-Autumn Festival, drink it if you want. God bless you!
6, Huiren Shenbao: I miss the Mid-Autumn Festival, you think, I think!
7. Li Ning: Everything is possible when we meet in the Mid-Autumn Festival.
8. Nongfu Spring: Mid-Autumn Festival is a bit annoying.
10, Hao Di: Mid-Autumn Festival is the real Mid-Autumn Festival.
1 1, Metes Bang Wei Bang Wei: It's just an ordinary Mid-Autumn Festival!
12, Xtep: It feels like death not to go home during the Mid-Autumn Festival.
13, Qingzui: Do you know what it's like to be homesick on Mid-Autumn Festival?
14, calcium in calcium: Mid-Autumn Festival, the price of moon cakes is high, one piece is worth five pieces, which is terrible! Look at me, I've been throwing up for five days, and I still can't stop!
15, China Mobile: Mid-Autumn Festival makes communication everywhere.
16, Breast Enhancement Capsule: It's no big deal not to go home during the Mid-Autumn Festival. It's good not to go home!
17, DiBierce Jewelry: Mid-Autumn Festival is eternal, and the full moon is eternal!
18, Intel Pentium: Give a homesick "heart" for Mid-Autumn Festival.
19, traffic slogan: a glass of wine in Mid-Autumn Festival, two lines of tears for relatives!
20. Country slogan: It is everyone's responsibility to go home in the Mid-Autumn Festival!
2 1, Nokia: People-oriented Mid-Autumn Festival.
22, Dukang wine: Why reunion, only Mid-Autumn Festival!
23. Nais Toothpaste: Moon cakes are nutritious and teeth like them very much.
24. Beauty: It turns out that the moon can be more round!
25. CCTV: The moon cake is as big as the heart.
Exaggerated and funny advertising words 5 A man climbed over the wall and went out of school, and was caught by the headmaster.
The headmaster asked: Why not go from the school gate?
Answer: Meters, Bang Wei and Bang Wei don't take the usual road.
The headmaster asked again: how did such a high wall cross over?
He pointed to his trousers and said, Li Ning, anything is possible.
The headmaster asked again: What's it like to climb over the wall?
He pointed to his shoes and said, Xtep, it feels like flying.
The next day, he entered the school from the main entrance.
The headmaster asked, why don't you climb over the wall?
He said: Anta, I choose, I like it.
On the third day, he dressed up as a gangster.
The headmaster said: you can't wear gangsters!
He said, you are what you wear, Mason.
On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school.
The headmaster said you can't wear a vest to school.
He said, man, simple is good, love fort clothes.
The headmaster said I would give you a bigger score.
He said: Why?
The headmaster said, M-Zone, my site is my decision!
Exaggerated and funny advertising words 6 1, Venus, light up youth and create the future.
2, a new generation of Venus, youth life tastes good, youth life is more exciting, youth life is my favorite.
3, Venus, make youth more evergreen!
Venus is a new generation, specially designed for the younger generation.
5. I loved drinking Venus when I was young.
6. Drink Venus beer and cheer for youth or: Venus-cheer for youth.
7. Venus is a new generation with limited youth and unlimited future.
Venus, I am the master of my youth.
9, Venus beer, youthful love, fiery passion, release the future.
10, youth has no limit, and Venus is happy.
1 1, Venus, make young people younger!
12, Venus beer, let youth collide with passion.
13, I'm in charge of drinking Venus beer.
14, want to challenge to drink Venus (beer)
15, where there is Venus, there is passion!
16, golden age, "heart" enjoys the world! -Venus beer
17, Venus, a young "star".
18, if you like to drink, you will win Venus beer.
19, passion legend, Venus interpretation.
20, Venus, passion!
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