Chang Xia must watch this cold joke.

1, Wukong:? Master, this is the banana apple I stole. ?

Bajie:? Master, here are two pigs. ?

Friar Sand:? Master, I still have cabbage here. ?

Tang Priest:? What about white?

Wukong:? Did you grab the parking space?

2. Guanyin said to Venus:? Honey, let's make a bet ~?

Venus said: ok ~ ~ what should I do if I lose?

Guanyin said:? How about slapping when you lose? . . . .

3. Before Xuanzang went west, he asked the Bodhisattva: What does the Buddha look like? The bodhisattva smiled and said, Buddha is impermanent, but what if there is? Face like a full moon, bald head, wide mouth, plump figure, holding a magic weapon? Who? It must be Buddha.

Xuanzang wrote it down silently. When he arrived in Tianzhu, he looked around for people with the above characteristics. If he did find it, Xuanzang stepped forward excitedly and bowed down. Excuse me, is it the Tathagata? The other party said: I am a robot cat!

One day, Apple said to people: Bite me, bite me? Everyone has to ask strangely, "Why?

Apple said: I don't want to mix in the fruit industry?

Then everyone bit him.

Then Apple said happily: I can finally get mixed up in the IT field.

5, Qingming Temple Fair, a big brother selling belts shouted at the top of his lungs: beef tendon belt, beef tendon belt, painstakingly researched and developed by Oxford University in the United States for ten years, spent countless efforts, and didn't buy regrets for ten yuan!

6. The emperor had just opened for several sessions, and suddenly he had a stomachache and was depressed. He complained loudly. Which one of you is worse off than me, who always has diarrhea?

A minister stood up and replied:? I am worse than you. ?

When the emperor saw that someone had answered, he said impatiently, who are you? Why are you worse than me?

The minister smiled and said, I'm used to rarity. ?

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