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Getting together less and leaving more is the reason for breaking up. What is the most wonderful reason for breaking up?

It's actually a normal reason to break up, and I know a wonderful reason that makes people laugh crazy. At that time, we might laugh less, just because we were talking about girlfriends.

since childhood, they worked in the fields all day because they were not accompanied by their parents, so we grew up with a group of small partners, so we can imagine the deep feelings. When we grew up, although we all lived in different cities, we would still go home during the Chinese New Year.

I remember about eight or nine years ago when I went home for the Spring Festival, and then I heard that my little comrade A was abandoned by a blind date girl, and the reason for abandoning him was that he was actually wearing long Johns when he slept. She said that such a boy was selfish and insecure, so she didn't want to be with such a boy, so she broke up.

Can you imagine what we were laughing at that time? There is really no way to understand what some girls are thinking in their heads. In a place that is neither north nor south, to be honest, some people sleep alone in winter without air conditioning. In fact, turning on air conditioning has little effect, and there is no heating. Then it is extremely cold at home. In the east of the north, the heating is on to eat ice cream, but we are so cold that we just got into the quilt.

but I found that my family was just so sleepy that I fell asleep without taking off my clothes. As a result, the girl came early in the morning and watched him sleep in clothes. When she came home, she said that others were insecure and selfish, so she was going to break up. At that time, she couldn't stand laughing at us.

I was blind when I was a child. How could there be such a girl, and she has been his girlfriend for some time? He has been saying that he didn't find that there is something wrong with the girl's head. If he is married, he can't leave, so people he doesn't like can really be the reason to break up.