Classic funny tongue twister

Xiaoshanwu

There is a building No.6 in Liulin Town, where Mr. Liu lives.

One day, he came with six monkeys.

Hou Lao Liu came and pulled six cows;

I came to see Qiu Laoliu and brought six baskets of oil.

Your old Liu is here with four silks.

Niu Laoliu, Hou Laoliu, Qiu Laoliu, You Laoliu,

I live in Building 6 where Liu Laoliu lives.

Cows arrive at monkeys in the middle of the night, and monkeys fight bullfights.

Knocked down Qiu Laoliu's oil,

Oil damaged Youlaoliu's silk.

Qiu Laoliu pulled up Niu Laoliu and paid for the gas.

You Laoliu took Hou Laoliu to pay for silk,

Liu resented Hou Laoliu's cow,

Hou Laoliu hates Niu Laoliu's monkey.

The lame and the lazy bones

Xiaoshanwu

There is a lame man in the south with a nail in his waist.

A guy came from the north with eggplant on his shoulder.

The lame who don't hang nails should exchange nails for eggplant picking.

Eggplant pickers don't give other lame eggplants.

The lame man who didn't hang nails pulled out the hanging nails at his waist and hit them on the hanging nails for picking eggplant.

The eggplant picker picked up the eggplant and hit the cripple of another eggplant.

carefree

Xiaoshanwu

Aunt Ma's son is called Ma Daha.

Ma Daha's mother is called Aunt Ma.

Aunt Ma asked Ma Daha to buy twist.

Ma Daha buys watermelon for Aunt Ma.

Aunt Ma called Ma Daha to cut sesame seeds.

Ma Daha picks cotton for Aunt Ma.

Aunt Ma told Ma Daha:

You can't be careless anymore,

Ma Daha does not change Ma Daha,

Aunt Ma doesn't want to be careless.

Lama and mute

A mute came from the south with a horn pinned to his waist;

A Lama came from the north with an otter in his hand.

The Lama carrying the otter horse wants to exchange the otter horse for the dumb speaker without the speaker;

Dumb people without horns don't want to trade horns for otters of lamas who carry otters.

I don't know if the mute with the trumpet gave the Lama carrying the otter horse a trumpet;

Or did the Lama with the otter horse beat the dumb otter horse with his horn?

Lamas go home to stew otters, and dumb people play the trumpet.