Are there any hilarious jokes?

Classic joke: Ximen Qing has two unmarried wives. Ximen Qing has never gone through the marriage procedures, but he has two unmarried wives. This is not allowed by law. One of them must be regularized. In his two homes, Li Shishi, a good girl, and Pan Jinlian, a young widow, are fiercely fighting for their legal status. Master Li graduated from the Conservatory of Music. He is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and his figure and temperament are also first-rate. Especially when he sings karaoke, he looks more like the original singer than the original singer. Ximen Qing often takes her with him when he goes out to participate in activities. When are you going to marry me? Master Li asked seriously. Ximen Qing smiled, what are you anxious about? This is the 249th time you have asked this question. Can I get a fresh one? Master Li said, when you get married, will the bride be me? Be fresh. After saying that, she smiled, very charmingly. Ximen Qing shook his head. It's not new. Marriage is just a formality. Why do you care so much? Isn’t it good for us to do this? Master Li said, I always feel uneasy. You won’t dislike me, I’ve sat on the stage. Ximen Qing said, that was before you knew me. What I want is our present and future, not the past, you know? Wife. Master Li smiled happily, "You are so kind, husband." Tell me, do you only love me now? Ximen Qing said, Wife, don’t you even believe your husband? I've broken up with that girl Pan Jinlian a long time ago. You said she's neither as beautiful as you nor as talented as you. She can't even sing something as simple as karaoke. She can't raise her voice high or lower her voice. , her alto is unstable, she sings like a primary school student reading a text, and dances like she’s doing radio gymnastics, with no sentiment at all. Who would marry her? Unless he is an idiot like Wu Dalang. Not to mention, this bitch still has a look of treason on her face. Look, wasn't she the one who taunted Wu Dalang to death? People like me who do business like this are the most finicky people. How could I be with someone as unclean as her? Li Shishi asked, what about before? Ximen Qing said, I used to be young and ignorant, and I was confused for a while. Master Li smiled, please be more sober in the future, or I will cut you off. As he spoke, he opened and closed his index and middle fingers to make a scissoring motion. Ximen Qing said, then don’t you have no happiness at all? As he spoke, he put his arms around Master Li, causing her to lose the chance to speak temporarily. When Ximen Qing and Li Shishi were happy, Pan Jinlian was knitting sweaters for Ximen Qing in the middle of the snowy night. Pan Jinlian was not as lucky as Li Shishi. She was forced to drop out of primary school in the fifth grade. After the Hope Project was launched, she lost the opportunity to carry her schoolbag again and married Wu Dalang, a self-employed businessman selling sesame cakes in the county town. A country girl from a poor background, she only learned how to wash and cook, and her only specialty was needlework. However, Ximen Qing lingered over her gentle and virtuous character and delicious food, and he couldn't bear to miss Shu. Let's go register and I'm going to give birth to your cubs. Pan Jinlian would only say this. Ximen Qingxiao, a man puts his career first and will consider marriage and having children later. It won’t be too late to wait for me until I am 30 years old. Pan Jinlian said, women age easily. When I am old and ugly, will you still want me? As he spoke, he shed tears. Ximen Qing kissed her tears away and said emotionally, how could that be? Pan Jinlian cried, I believe you, but you always make me unbelievable. You see, there is another message left by the lady named Li on your CALL machine. Ximen Qing blurted out, "You mean Master Li?" As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he realized that he had slipped up. She couldn't have known. I don't know if it was Master Li or Li something else. Pan Jinlian stopped crying, but her tears flowed more fiercely. Which company does she belong to? How did you meet her? How long? A lady sitting on the desk. Ximen Qing quickly explained. Pan Jinlian burst into tears and laughed, saying, "Not bad, the level is quite high. He can even catch the lady sitting on the stage. I'm afraid he will marry her." Ximen Qing said, how could it be? Who can afford her? She had been having an affair with the leader named Song Zhengzong for a long time, and had been the mistress of the underworld boss named Song Jiang. I heard that the wanted criminal named Yan Qing also had an ambiguous relationship with her.

Didn't I think she died too slowly when I provoked her? Pan Jinlian was speechless, and after a long time she said quietly, I have been married and widowed, don't you dislike me? Ximen Qing said, you are an unfortunate person, I will not let you suffer anymore, believe me, okay? Wife. Very serious and serious. The most beloved person in this world is my husband. Pan Jinlian was very moved and called Ximen Qing's ear, "Husband." Ximen Qing's ears were itchy, but he didn't have time to prick them, so he leaned against Pan Jinlian's ears and called out, "Honey." At this time, a woman named Li Shishi was holding a pillow and talking nonsense in another apartment of Ximen Qing. The bottle is empty. The cigarette case is empty. The woman holding the pillow did not fall asleep.