A joke that can make the whole class laugh.

1. Two lawyers walked out of the office building of the criminal police and saw two people standing beside them. One lawyer asked the other, "Why are they standing here? Was it robbed? Maybe they need a lawyer! " "Then they were really robbed!" Honest boy

A girl of seven or eight years old asked me what time it was on the elevator last night! I want to scare him and whisper, can you see me? The girl said with a lovely face, Uncle, you are so fat that no one can see you!

One day, a taxi driver felt very tired after working all day, so he wanted to drive home. It was midnight. It happened that he passed by the Second Funeral Home in Beishi, and felt Mao Mao's in his heart, thinking: It's strange, get out of here and go home quickly. Just then, a woman in white suddenly asked him to pull over, and just as the driver hesitated to stop, the car just stalled in front of the woman. The driver feels so strange. How come... At this time, the woman got on the bus silently. I want to talk to the woman at Songshan airport. The driver felt even more creepy and the car could start again. Oh ~ ~ OK, Songshan Airport, right? ? The driver said in a trembling voice. The car was driving, and the driver looked at the woman in the rearview mirror. He felt that the woman's face was bloodless and pale, and he felt as if he had carried it. In order to stop thinking, the driver took out an apple and chewed it to eliminate his inner anxiety. At this moment, the woman in the back seat spoke: I liked eating apples best before my death. Hearing this, the driver took a bite of the apple, not only his mouth opened wide, but his hair stood on end! The woman went on talking, but I didn't like it after I gave birth.