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In the cold winter, in the classroom, Cheng Cheng has a runny nose, but there is no paper, so he can only suck hard with his nose. After a while, the teacher shouted, "That's enough! Who eats noodles so loudly! " "

good idea

One day, the teacher said to the students, "pigs have many uses." Its meat can be eaten, its hair can be used as a brush, and its skin can be used as leather. Do any students know other uses of pigs? " "Teacher," a classmate shouted, "its name can call names."

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Xiaoming's neighbor Xiaohua was interviewed by reporters. Xiao Ming's father was not convinced and asked the reporter to interview Xiao Ming. Xiaoming's father said to Xiaoming: Tomorrow the reporter will ask you about your peach tree? You said cut it; Is he the wall of your house? You said you were trampled by a horse; You invited him to sit on the sofa. It is really beautiful here. You said my parents earned it hard. He said you are so smart. This has been handed down from our family for four generations. The next day, the reporter asked him, "Where's your dad?" Xiao Ming said, "It was cut." The reporter asked again: "Where is your mother?" Xiaoming said, "I was trampled by a horse." The reporter ignored him and accidentally stepped on horse manure. The reporter said: "It's too dirty. Take a broom and sweep it. " Xiao Ming said, "My parents earned it hard." The reporter said, "You are so stupid." Xiao Ming said, "No, it has been handed down from our family for four generations."