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Funny time travel romance novel
They are all very interesting novels~~~~
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The Harem - The Legend of Zhen Huan
Phoenix Wushuang
Danqingxuan
Laughing for a Thousand Years (Thousand Years of Tears)
The Traitorous Concubine
The Queen’s Affair
Rouge of the Song Dynasty
The beauty of the Warring States Period
A dream passes like water for a long time
Love in thousands of years
The Riot Princess< /p>
Bihua Tribulation
Mo Lihan at the beginning of dawn
Who else can you love besides me
Chen Palace
A white-headed beauty
The cherry blossoms drift away regardless of lovesickness
I will live up to the Tathagata and live up to you
The daughter of Shura who traveled through time and space
traveled through time and space The Legend of Loulan
The Fascinating Strange World Through Time
The First Husband Through Time
Back to the Tang Dynasty through time
Thousand Years Across Peach Blossom Burial
Traveling through ancient times - Princess Qingcheng Xuan
The wind that travels across the world
The stunning gambling concubine across time
The stunning God of War across time
Lanke Yimeng of Time Travel
Heavy Snow Full of Bows and Swords
The First Princess
Emperor Thrush
Butterflies flying
The Legend of Fragrance
Stone Bound
Fu Shang
Phoenix dancing
Feng Wu Jinghua
Feng Dance in Colorful Clothes
Feng Dance in War Song
Feng Qiu Huang
Where can a golden house hide a beauty
Hate in the Golden House
Lonely beauty does not appreciate itself
Flowers bloom in ancient times
Golden branches and jade leaves
Golden bottle and moonlight
Verify the guarded love of a female forensic doctor
Look at Zhu Chengbi
Lanling Dazzling (highly recommended)-_vivibear
The world of two people
Luan_The first half of my life and the second half of my life (Qingchuan)
The Beauty of the Southern Song Dynasty
The Orchid Pearl of the Sea
The bright moon comes to shine
The Story of Song Princess in Ping An Jing -_vivibear
Khitan Princess
Wancing with the Wind
The Empire is in Chaos
The Story of the Qingcheng< /p>
The Palace Poetry of the Falling Country
The Female Catcher of the Celestial Dynasty Like Meng Ling
The Hongzhuang of the Prosperity (There are about two or three versions)
The Courtyard is Deep
Ten Miles of Hongzhuang
Wei Yang Fu
Wan Gongchun
Walking Beauty
No Song
The Secret of Lovesickness
Dancing in the Red Dust
The author of Queen Xiaojia_Taicheng Liu
The journey to find the past life-_vivibear
< p>Qingshui Ripples of Love in Different Time and SpaceReunited with the King and Phoenix Seeking Phoenix
Yulin Ling
A Phoenix Comes to the Instrument
< p>Yan Shui HanHibiscus Flowers and Western Moon Splendid
Holding Hands for Thousand Years
The Yue Shadow Slants Horizontally
A Dream of Beauty in Troubled Times
p>Big Han Female Wolf
Yue Chenyin
One Year to the World
Dongliyin
The Nympho Queen
Love in Beijing - The Queen of Miracle Doctors
The Ming Dynasty’s Female Prime Minister: The Green Willow Contains Smoke
Liuguang Yexue
The following is a brief introduction~~~ ~
"The Pharaoh's Beloved Concubine" Author: Yushi
Traveling through Egypt, a classic.
Introduction:
An ancient bracelet brought her back to the glorious Egypt three thousand years ago;
A mischievous intersection turned the well-known historical facts upside down. ;
In order to correct that period of history, she came to him again;
What danger is waiting for her? Is it a conspiracy? Or are there all kinds of love and hatred that are difficult to choose between...
"The More, the Better" is written by Mr. Xishan
The plot is relaxed.
Introduction:
I was reincarnated in ancient time and space. I thought I could finally be a rice insect with peace of mind, but unexpectedly, I turned out to be a master whose father did not kiss me and whose mother did not love me. I was helpless. I had to rely on my own efforts and work hard to start a business.
"Gold, houses, shops, children, handsome men! The more, the merrier!"
"What did you say!" Someone was on the verge of going crazy.
"Haha!" He smiled guiltily, "I said, 'I only want a good husband.'"
Author of "Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel": Yao Zhou
< p>It’s quite a classic novel. I’m afraid LZ has already read it, so I still recommend it.Introduction:
Great time travel!
It’s a good time to travel through time, look at the handsome man, and hold gold and silver in your hands.
Time travel well, leave the Tianshan Mountains and enter the Dragon Hall, with peerless martial arts wrapped around you.
Travel well, travel through rivers and lakes, explore the palace, and listen to me talk about Chinese and foreign history.
If you travel well and the protagonist has a good life, you can still be Wei Xiaobao even if you have no skills!
The time travel is good, the supporting characters are good, he is proficient in all eighteen martial arts, and he is blind and always leans towards the protagonist~
Author of "Time Travel: The Strange Legend of the Martial Arts": Shuke
JJ’s article is famous next to it. This article is quite funny, a rather special martial arts scene. But it is a pity that due to publishing issues, it is not available online.
Introduction:
Having messed around and talking nonsense, the good world was turned into a mess and turned into a mess beyond recognition. What was left was a strange, weird, strange, and never-heard-of thing. The arena I mentioned...
Oh my god, how could she, a martial arts fan, be photographed by the author in such an arena!
The mystery that had been buried for twenty years was finally revealed.
It turns out that everything was just a farce.
The author of "The Runaway Bride": Jiuhe Shengren
...a time-travel story about the Republic of China, even a person who is super anti-Republican found it interesting. The article is good, but I personally don’t like the heroine’s character very much, so LZ can still read it.
Introduction:
The lights are feasting, the clothes are dim, the music is singing and dancing, and people are drunk and dreaming. Old Shanghai is not wrong, I just fell down while running and fell back to 1977! By some chance, I still want to marry this person...
This person clapped his hands and the earth shook. The boss of old Shanghai, this man is silent and rarely talks. But it is his beauty that confuses all living beings, his ambition, his revenge, and his last resort. Who can know?
The author of "Dawn Dreams, Confused Butterflies·Qiuji": Wanqing Scenery
Well, this is not a Qing Dynasty story. It is about a character from the Qing Dynasty who travels back to the Warring States Period, and then helps the male protagonist. The story of becoming a king. It is much more exciting than the other book "Yaohua" written by this author!
Introduction:
What? Do you want me to abdicate and give way? Abandoning the sunny status of being loved by thousands of people, and becoming a princess who will fall down in the wind and no one will love her, God is jealous of the beauty! ! !
However, this new body has an unparalleled appearance, and he also has a cunning, handsome and handsome fox brother. The most important thing is that this person is as power-hungry as me, and I finally found a similar person. It seems that it’s not a bad idea to stay. Since God has given me such a weak, beautiful and distinguished body, if I don’t have this beautiful country under my control, I won’t be called Yaohua.
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(Very nice)
Title of the book: Suddenly Like a Dream Author: The Sound of the Flute under the Moon Era: Qing Dynasty
(It’s different, there are some bright spots in the Qing Dynasty, Not bad)
Title of the book: Song of Peach Blossoms Author: Mibao Era: Imagination
(It’s a very interesting and easy-to-read article. A Different Emperor)
< p>Book title: Yunzhongge Author: Tonghua era: Han Dynasty(It is probably so famous that no introduction is needed, it is very interesting)
Book title: A dream passes like a long time. Author: The Age of Flowing Fish: The Imagination
(Very good-looking, many strategies)
Book title: Omiya Author: The Age of Akihime: The Imagination
(Very interesting , the heroine is smart, but her experience makes people helpless)
〈 〈〈The Pioneer of the Northern Song Dynasty in Legal Affairs〉〉 〈〈Whose Family〉〉 〈〈Back to the Southern Song Dynasty〉〉 These are also good starting points to check out! ! ! The writing on Sleeveless Luffy Incense is basically hilarious and highly recommended (a touch of red among the grass) The heroine wears clothes in a man's country, it's quite funny, np
(Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel) Super Funny
(The Story of Xiaoqiang Heroine Being Flying by Pia) Super Funny, And there is a case solved
(The cold-faced husband and the beautiful enemy) A relaxing story
(Love across time and space)
(Love between life and death across time and space)
The following is a hilarious novel~~~
The gods also have rivers and lakes and flowers all over the world~~Great love
Time travel and anti-time travel are very classic, so I won’t talk about them
Short story about fishing alone in the snow in the cold river
The moonrise bird MS is full of funny
Oolong female widower
Clear and clear through thousands of miles ,,, but I like it very much
I watched Time Travel Death Stalker a long time ago
The story of the Xiaoqiang heroine being sent flying by PIA
Mud can also be supported When I'm bored, I look at short foreheads
The Rhapsody of Passing by
The Story of the Xiaoqiang Heroine Being Flying by PIA
Recommended Time Travel Novels (Completed) < /p>
The beautiful male version of the Chinese beauty and heavenly fragrance (very humorous, the heroine choked to death on a ring)
I am Zhu Qiqi, a fan of martial arts history
Time Travel Lan Ke Yimeng
Su Mei's light writing style feels very good, it is not a time travel, but it is also very interesting
The story of Xiaoqiang heroine being pia flying is super funny, and she solves the case
I want to follow you is also funny, but it seems that it has not been updated for a long time
My soul has incest in ancient times, but Luo Juechen in it is really lovable, but it is a pity that there is no ending
It’s up to you whether you want to be vulgar or not
The Legend of Qingcheng is also worth watching
Who else can you love besides me? Although it is not a time travel, it is also very humorous and worth watching.
Golden Leaves is not a Hong Kong drama, but it is also about the harem. The writing is really good, and it is not a time travel. , I also highly recommend my current favorite: The Legend of Zhen Zhan in the Harem. These two harem stories are relatively outstanding, but I felt heavy after reading them....
My Prince is a Beautiful Boy has a compact plot and plot. It’s also very good, I like the article very much
The Love Story of the Lucky Peach Blossom Dharani Nun
A lot of people like Chang Xiao Ge, but it’s not my favorite series
Love is Just a Word This article is quite interesting, very lighthearted and funny
Ye Piaoling quite likes it, I recommend reading it
Wind Flowers and Wind Burial It’s more special to travel back in time to the Republic of China
I Still Love You and travel back in time is also very suspenseful
There is also a sequel to Shuanglu’s Mayfly written by Huoze Sui
Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, very grand, I like it very much
Create unparalleled heroes and a group of friends' unnatural actions to change the Three Kingdoms. Lu Bu, Guo Jia, and Hua Tuo in it are all very cute,
歌 It’s a new article with a high click-through rate
The Cold-faced Husband’s Pretty Enemy is a relaxing article that basically doesn’t use up your brain cells. You can read it when you have fun
Food There are quite a lot of descriptions of food in the first half of this article, but it seems to disappear after the heroine’s career gets on the right track, which makes me drool
Mo Nufu’s light writing style , making people feel at ease with the world
Liu Litao’s writing is indeed very good, but after reading it, I was very depressed, why do all men like to lie?
Lingering in July for a little while The story of the little maid, the writing style is relatively light, I like it
The short story written by Xiao Sheng (the author of Ruo Ruo Meng) under the moonlight with tears of beauty
Handsome guy is forbidden to hunt A very hilarious article
The funny article about the easy route of a greedy little pervert has been updated with more than 300,000 words
Butterflies Flying Together, Legend of Lotus Clothes, Drunk and Exquisite Dormitory Sisters are highly recommended An's three novels
Alternative Concubine Jing is about the first empress of Shunzhi. It is humorous and funny. I still remember a scene where the heroine went to take a bath at a hot spring and accidentally left behind a useless sanitary napkin. It was picked up by a male partner, thinking it was a fairy's sachet, and kept it for a long time
My boyfriend is called He Shen. A very special time travel
New Beijing, the new time travel is Yongzheng time travel It's super funny and fresh to the modern era
Don't forget to see through, it made me cry, but it's really good
Unlucky to Fall in Love with You, a little time-travel romance , well written, I feel warm after reading it
I have been a bustard for many years, and this bustard was from the Ming Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty, which is quite special
Only in Danji do I know that flowers are more beautiful than clear water. You can read the article
The writing of Sleeveless Shouxiang is basically hilarious and highly recommended
The heroine wears a touch of red in the grass and enters the country of men. It's quite funny, np
p>The writing about Sleeveless Shouxiang is basically hilarious and highly recommended
(A touch of red in the grass) The heroine wears clothes in a man's country, it's quite funny, np
(Handsome Guys Sanctuary) A very hilarious article
(Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel) Super Funny
(The Story of the Little Strong Heroine Being Flying by PIA) Super Funny, and There are Solving the case
(Cold-faced husband and beautiful enemy) A relaxing story
(Love across time and space)
(Love across time and space of life and death) If you like it, read it !!!
I don’t know if you like Natsuna
. "We Are All Bad Women"
Samsun
One A mysterious organization that causes headaches for the police and scares the underworld.
But who would have thought that its members are just four young and beautiful female college students.
"Princess" Yingji Stuart (Duan Yingji), "Mermaid" Liu Zuiwei, "Magic Feather" Shen Binglu, and "Ye Mei" Ye Shuiyun.
"Mermaid" Liu Zuiwei: She goes to bed with different men every night. When she meets her first love again, her story officially begins...
"Magic Feather" Shen Binglu: A woman with blood on her hands meets the first man in her life who makes her fall in love - a policeman who hides his identity. Will she choose destruction or rebirth?
"Ye Mei" Ye Shuiyun: She is a pure angel during the day, but she is an out-and-out devil at night. Murder, arson, poisoning, and deception are nothing to her. dish. When she seduced a man for the first time, she and his fate were closely entangled from then on...
"Princess" Yingji Stuart (Duan Yingji): She is a real princess , but fell in love with the heir to the throne - her half-brother. After having a relationship with him, she left her country and came to Taiwan. She used her wealth and power to organize Samsun, and she was the mastermind behind all actions.
Another story belonging to her officially started after the disintegration of Samsun...see how four men went crazy for her
(Let me introduce one first, it is quite classic~~~O(∩_∩)O Ha! )
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< p>Many people don’t like Qing Dynasty, but the following movies are very classic, I still recommend you to watch themQing Meng Bustling Tomb
Qing Palace Lost Dream
< p>My heart is long and leisurelyOnly in the world
The palace of the Qing Dynasty is empty and clear
Dream back to the Yaohua of the Qing Dynasty
Yi Shang
p>The breeze blows away the past like smoke
The clear dream has no trace
The dream returns to the Qing Dynasty
Every step is startling
< p>I don’t hesitate to wear ice and snow for you, Laojiu, the heroine (Bingxue is smart and as calm as water) wears it as his wife.Love in Thousands of Years
Yaohua
The Legend of White Clothes The heroine is independent, smart and as calm as water.
Where can a golden house hide a beautiful woman? The heroine is very calm.
The heroine of "The Legend of the Dragon" has made plans for her future life as soon as she passes by. . .
Ten Years of Dreams Huang Taiji. She is also a calm heroine.
Don’t forget Qing Chuan, Si Si, although this is a BE, I really have to recommend it, and I can’t do it without it! nice! ! !
The Phoenix Returns to the Nest is very beautiful!!! Recommended!
I promise you to wear clean clothes in the next life, four or four. It looks so good! Having convulsions...
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O(∩_∩)O Haha~ They are all hilarious time-travel novels~~~
I laughed so much that I rolled on the bed *^_^*
1. Prostitute the bride
I know I was wrong.
I shouldn’t have watched so many time travels!
And even if I wear it, I shouldn’t have trouble falling off it, unless it falls on someone else, or a bride.
But this bride was chosen at random by the old village owner in order to tie up his son. This bride was injured and couldn't go to court, so she was actually roped in by a matchmaker to be her substitute!
Although these antique etiquettes don’t hurt me, so I’ll do it for you!
But you didn’t change me during the wedding! ~~~~
Where are the people! Where have they all died? ~~~
2. Boating in the rivers and lakes
Being able to go boating in the rivers and lakes together
is actually a kind of fate
(Actually, this is a cold joke)
3. Chang'e molests Zhu Bajie
This article was written by Naked è Caesar*** and I,
The other reason why I think of this article is mainly because of streaking è Caesar’s ending to this article
It’s just boring. . . . . .
4. The No. 1 Bai Ding in the Song Dynasty
Zhu Yi: "Damn it, if I refuse your confession, you kid will drag me back to the ancient times where there is no such thing, you fucking Is it a man?"
Could it be: "Miss Zhu, please speak politely, I said, this is just an accident (an accident I deliberately created)"
Xiao Bingmu! : "Girl, please don't worry about the faults of others. Come out of jail obediently. As long as you are willing to come out, I will be willing to ruin your reputation, ruin your family, and make you miserable." gritted his teeth: "I will accept it even if I marry you."
Original sound: "Xiao Yi, I am willing to 'abdicate my position and make way for others'. From today on, you will be the leader of the demon sect. Are you happy?"
Mo Ying: "..."
Hey, dear readers, you can tell from the title. This is a short article.
Purpose of this article: There is a little girl in this article, but there are thousands of handsome guys in this article. Please enjoy this article safely and (ahem) avoid lightning!
This is my first time writing an article. I’m not very good at the beginning. Please stick with it and I’ll talk about it later.
Whether it is good or bad, please give me your comments and opinions. I will correct the bad things. As for the good ones, haha, I will be motivated.
Finally: Hold your fists, and please watch Guan Haihan.
Extra: I will update more slowly in the future, save it, and I can update daily in the future.
I wrote a short novella in my spare time. It is horror and suspense, with a little romance. It won’t be very long. You can read it with confidence: Pluto’s Pearl (click to enter)
5. Long-distance dreams can be expected
In this article, there are beauties, handsome men, and peach blossoms, and sister Furong and sister Ruhua join forces. In addition, the heroine takes a tough route, and the plot is nonsensical and funny. , adults who are interested should come and take a look, I’m sure you won’t be disappointed in terms of comedy! ~PS: Laugh if you want to, don’t hold it in.
6. No one knows you are a dog after time travel
Be careful = =|||
7. The strange story of four beauties who time travel
This article is a spoof of Hualou, yy, a spelling work, for entertainment purposes only~
so~ everyone is happy yy~~
We are strong The slogan is: There is no end to the pranks, YY is not guilty
8. This convulsive time travel
This convulsive time travel
This shocking world
Put the lid on the pot and run away...
9. Bring a beauty to be an official
The beauty said softly: "There are people in the court who are easy to be officials, but we have no one in the court. Don't be an official, I'll make delicious food for you every day!"
Xiaobao almost drooled when he thought of her genius craftsmanship. He touched her head and said to her ear: "I If you don’t believe in evil, I want to be an official!”
The beauty sighed, an alarm bell rang in her mind, she threw the bag under her body, looked into his eyes, and poked her nose desperately.
Xiaobao grabbed her finger, poked her round nose and said with a smile: "Of course I will take you there, I will take you to be an official!"
The beauty pouted to express disbelief. The little bag was so heavy that she couldn't breathe, and bit her on the nose. The beauty covered her nose and jumped up, waving her hands and rushing out, leaving her crying all the way.
"Dad... Xiao Bao bites again... Mom... I want to become an official with Xiao Bao..."
10. Join hands to fight against each other
Original title: "It's not a god, it's a female fan!" 》
Because it is easy to be misunderstood as some Lei Wen that makes me resentful, so I changed the name.
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Yi He Feiyou, a fellow woman!
Jiang Chekong, a quasi-double man who is about to be led astray by someone!
So, the story begins...
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First statement! This article is a three-part article with heart, plot, and content!
Unswervingly restoring the ancient style, I hope you will not confuse this with some Sanwu Leiwen!
11. The rivers and lakes are very different
Duan Xiaohui, a disciple of Peach Blossom Lady who specializes in writing the history of the rivers and lakes, took advantage of the chaos in the rivers and lakes to vacate the army. In order to solve the tragedy of Rouge Valley's destruction, he meets Su Yan, a diamond king, and his uncle Zhuo Yuxiang, who has not bathed for N years. In the end, the truth is surprising.
This is an extremely boring story, and it’s worth it just for a laugh.
12. Dreaming Back to Floating Clouds
Introduction to Female Pig:
Sun Lisa: She is a 100% smart woman, witty, flexible, cunning and changeable, and can travel through time and space. After that, the love blossoms continued. Although she was as smart as she was, she also suffered from unspeakable pain. Why did she always have to be this piece of shit? ! !
Wang Ziwei: She is a stupid little girl. She usually looks stupid and brainless. She always likes to get the attention of beautiful men everywhere, but at critical moments, she can also be cunning without mercy.
Because of a dream, two confused college students, Sasha and Weiwei, inexplicably traveled through time and came to the Floating Cloud Country that is not in history! Court struggles, grievances, intrigues, right and wrong love and hatred... Let's see how the two wolf girls develop a vulgar time-travel plot!
13. The evil gentleman
She is the eldest lady of Ye Zhixin Yifeng Villa.
My father loves me, my mother and brother love me, and my sister-in-law has the same temperament.
However, the person she liked actually liked her sister-in-law, and she didn’t want it~
While feeling sad, she was unfortunately killed by “that person’s” brother
—— A piece of "shemale" plaster is stuck on me and I can't shake it off!
Yeah? It's okay if shemales attract women.
Why did she attract a strange wife now?
Is it possible that her future love rival will still be a man?
14. Girl’s Legend
I am the girl in the big tent! Don’t get me wrong, the Lun family is all about selling their art, not their bodies!
Ever since I entered the big tent, my mother has taught me: teasing is king!
But my mother also said: Turning guests into waiters is a unique skill!
Actually, she is very pure, she just likes to practice stunts, but. . . Mom, why didn't you tell me that the boy is also a wolf? ! !
15. Go back to your ancient times
Travel through time and space? No joke, right?
Please, go back and forth from wherever you are~~~~
The 21st century is not suitable for you~~~~
You must know that this article is purely a novice~~
There is no conspiracy, no martial arts turmoil, no love and hatred
It’s just silly love
Furthermore, this article is purely fictitious, if there is any coincidence, you will be forgiven for copying me!
16. Hilarious flower petal bath
Just a flower petal bath
Not just a flower petal bath
17. Hilarious version of the Book of Songs "Jing Nu"
Jing Nu Song Online Version
18. The Stunning Thief Who Travels Through Time
Will a person fall in love with a character in his own novel?
Or, through the dust of history, fall in love with an ancient person who has died long ago?
After reading Shunzhi’s story and the picture of Shunzhi’s appearance countless times, I found that my emotions have fallen and I can’t extricate myself.
He is so young and handsome, a young man who disappeared into the long river of history at the age of 24. How confused was his inner world?
He has entered my dreams many times. Is he longing for a historical subversion?
His insanity, his madness, his righteousness, his talent, his kindness, everything about him, is like the first rain in spring, dripping wet, yet vivid and vivid. I, a woman in white, am deeply intoxicated.
Of course I also like Ji Yanran’s youthful, lively, sensitive and impulsive character in the novel. Her thinking runs through my profound understanding of life; her attitude as a person is also my attitude towards friends and relatives.
19. Classic Time Travel
Walked through ```
20. Time Travel in August
August, don’t think it is August, It’s our August, and there are many people in the August QQ group. Suddenly, everyone was struck by lightning. So, we all have to travel through time. In that era, we each played the role we wanted.
Climb: red card, with family members attached, and the family members are clients of prostitutes.
Xixi: the old bustard.
Tears: I am determined to be the handsome guy!
Tiantian: The flower-picking thief.
Others, remember to tell me the roles you want to play! ! ! ! !
What should I do: Hehe, just continue to be a pirate, Lone Ranger!
Due to an incident in August, I stopped updating. However, life still has to go on and we still have to live. Happiness is the driving force of life. I will continue to fill in the holes, no matter whether anyone comes to see it or not, no matter what August becomes.
21. The Extraordinary Emperor’s Flower Smile
On the muddy path, the figures of a mother and daughter floated. My daughter's bright eyes are so spiritual, but she still has the naughty look of a child. She is jumping around, and she looks like she is only about ten years old!
"Xuan'er, don't be so naughty. It's getting late. Let's go back quickly!" It can be seen that the mother has a sick look on her face, but she has an aura of nobility.
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