Let's have a meaningful joke.

One day, the giraffe said to the rabbit, "Look how thin my neck is. I can eat the tenderest and freshest leaves on the tree." The rabbit ignored him. He went on to say: "My long neck makes the food I eat slowly enter my stomach, so I can enjoy the taste of delicious food for a long time." I saw the rabbit slowly ask him, "Did you throw up?"

2. Ants and crickets are walking together and see elephants coming from a distance. The ant suddenly stopped and stretched out a leg. The cricket asked him doubtfully what he wanted. The ant said, "Shh! I fucking killed him. "

A group of hippos crossed the river at the risk of being eaten by crocodiles. After crossing the river, the female hippo found that the male hippos had been castrated by crocodiles. The only explanation for surviving: you are both breaststroke and I am backstroke.

You said to the doctor: It's not normal recently. You can pull anything you eat, eat soybeans and pull watermelons, and ask the doctor how to be normal. The doctor was silent for a while: eat shit!

One day, the elephant saw the camel and asked, "camel, you are so strange." How did your chest grow on your back? " The camel said, "Who are you to ask me? Your penis is all over your face. "

The girl proudly said to her roommate: ouch, hate, boys are sticking to me like flies. The roommate replied without looking up, probably because you look like shit!

Listening to you saved me ten books.

The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to turn my eyes. ...

At night, when Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed with his head distributed, he was frightened and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and grinned grimly, saying, Be lucky, you are so confident!

A man got on the bus, paid the fare, but took out a condom. A lady behind shouted, "Sir, your second brother's work clothes have dropped!" " "

A woman walks into a sex shop and wants to buy a vibrator. The boss said, "It's all on it. Choose for yourself. " After careful selection, the woman said, "I.

I want the red one! "The boss looked at it and said," Miss, that's a fire extinguisher! " .