Jokes of Pig Bajie

1, the four of them were on their way when suddenly yellow sand filled the sky. Many monsters fell from the sky, grabbed Pig and turned and ran.

"You caught the wrong one," Pig said. "The following white tender is tang's monk! Why did you catch my old pig? "

The monster replied: "the price of pork is so high, it is important to eat the pork in front of you!" " "

2. In a short time, Bajie came to Gaolaozhuang. Lao Gaoman has arranged a banquet for his relatives and friends and prepared a dinner for his son-in-law. Pig was as drunk as a fiddler and was helped back to his room. Hardly had I entered the room when I heard someone talking outside.

"High old, you this monster son-in-law so ugly, you brought him back? Isn't it asking for it? "

Lao Gaoman said: "In this society, raising a pig at home is an upstart."

Joke Daquan Xiaohua 520

3. The four of them were walking when the Taibai Venus suddenly came and said to Bajie, "The Jade Emperor wants to reward you. Come with me to heaven."

Pig was overjoyed and went to Chang 'e Palace, where he was eloquent and put on airs. Unexpectedly, Chang 'e still ignored me coldly, and Bajie blushed and was very angry. He shouted, "Now that the Jade Emperor has named me Marshal Pig, why do you still look down on me?" Chang 'e spat: "There is a shortage of pork in heaven today, and one pig is missing. The emperor thinks you are strong, and it is also appropriate to be a pig. What do you think the Jade Emperor called you here for? Bah! " Hope to adopt, thank you!