Humorous stories about persistence.

1, Li Bai's iron pestle is ground into a needle-after the old woman told him this truth, Li Bai immediately led the way. From then on, he worked hard and finally understood the truth that "success comes naturally". 2. Before writing Xu Xiake's Travels, Xu Xiake insisted on traveling all over the world. He studied hard in Qu Yuan's cave and persisted for three years. Story: Insist on answering your questions! Joke: But none of them deserve you! On the day of "Four Persistences", an official preached to his colleagues the experience of learning four Persistences: "Going on a business trip with a female secretary, insisting on sharing the same room with different bunks, insisting on not taking off pants in the same bunk, and insisting on not touching your stomach. Haha! " That's all-1. Two students are talking after the mid-term exam. A: It's terrible this time. You did so badly in the exam that you will definitely be scolded when you go back ... What about you?

B: Women's singles below b:80 points, men's singles below 70 points and mixed doubles below 60 points ... I can't even imagine this time. ...

My brother said: I bought a cup with "I want a raise" printed on it. Point these words at the boss at every meeting. Finally one day, the boss also bought a cup, which said "fuck off"! 3. After Yao Ming retired, because of his height problem, his life was inconvenient, and he sought medical advice everywhere, but it was not solved. One day I met a monk. The monk said that there is a secret recipe that can reduce the height to 1.8 meters after taking it. Yao Ming was overjoyed and asked what medicine it was. The monk said: short oil! 4. Two children are talking: A says: Our whole family likes animals very much. My mother likes cats, my brother likes dogs and my sister likes rabbits. ? B said: What about your father? ? A said: I like foxes. 5. School Booking Office: Tickets are particularly tight now. If the train ticket you want is gone, will you obey the adjustment? ? Me: Obey. ? After getting the ticket the next day, I was very angry: I booked a ticket to Shandong, why did I get a ticket to Shanxi! ! ! ? School booking office: Didn't you say that you obey the adjustment? 6. One day, the hen was flying on the roof, and the owner said angrily, "If you don't come down, I'll kill all the cocks here and make your life worse than death." ? The hen smiled and said, "We can finally find the duck …" I don't know.