Low-carbon life jokes are urgently needed ~ ~ ~

Nowadays, TV often talks about "low carbon", and my parents will understand its meaning after listening to it more. As a result, they began to "practice" low-carbon life at home.

My father has been smoking for many years. In order to take the first step of a "low-carbon" life, he quit smoking. At the same time, in order to save electricity, he took a bus instead of riding an electric car.

Seeing that my father is serious, my mother is not to be outdone. She no longer uses the refrigerator and insists on walking to buy food every day. Moreover, in order to save gas, the frequency of stewing bone soup plummeted.

One day, I said to my mother, "if you don't want to stew bone soup, forget it." Why don't you even buy my favorite radish? " Mother said seriously, "Do you know what this dish does?"

I said, "I think it's digestion." Mother smiled and said, "That's it. I want to control carbon dioxide emissions from another level! " "