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Talking about humor in a cold circle of friends

1. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

2, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead. Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

3. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed that won't break the net and endless snacks. Wifi doesn't work. Can you give me one?

The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense. It takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

5. It's really cold in the northeast. Before landing, the urine has frozen into a popsicle, and you have to hit it with a stick.

6. Hoo-hoo-hoo, the wind is roaring, the trees are shaking in the wind, and the branches are whipped in the air like wild whips.

7. A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.

8. Why are northerners more direct and indifferent? Who has time to travel with you?

9. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

10, it's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Hot at any time, continuous fever, warm to the heart.