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Don't use dirty words in jokes of about fifty words.
The three men thought they would die, but they heard the giant say, "If you don't want to die, go to the forest behind me and pick 10 melons and fruits, so that I can stop eating you."
So the three of them set off. ...
The first man picked 10 apples, and the giant asked him to eat them all at once. But when he ate five apples, he couldn't eat any more, so he cried and was eaten by the wolf.
The second man picked 10 strawberries, but the giant still wanted them. He ate and ate. He smiled when he counted to the ninth. Unfortunately, he was also eaten.
So the souls of the first two met in heaven. The first man asked the second man, You said you had a good meal. Why are you laughing? "I saw the man smiled again and said, I saw the third man picking 10 watermelon ..."
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