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The joke of leadership inspection

1959 In March, when Chairman Mao was on a business trip in Shanghai, he happened to meet the wife of Yang Shangkui, the first secretary of the CPC Jiangxi Provincial Committee. After a few simple pleasantries.

Chairman Mao learned that Yang Shangkui's wife's name was Shui Jing. Hearing Mrs. Yang Shangkui's name, Chairman Mao frowned and said, "Your name is not good, which violates dialectics!"

When the great man said this, everyone around him understood that Chairman Mao was joking, so people laughed and the atmosphere became lively. However, Yang Shangkui's wife frowned when she heard this: "Chairman, how does my name violate dialectics?"

After several rounds of debates, Chairman Mao smiled and said to the water mirror, "Yes, yes, you are right, quite reasonable!" What did the water mirror say? Why does her name violate dialectics? After the "name incident", are there any other intersections between the two in their work and study?

Time came to the end of March, 1959. Yang Shangkui and his wife, Shui Jing, came to Shanghai from Jiangxi to attend the meeting. Originally, Yang Shangkui couldn't bear to see his wife's journey, so she planned to come to Shanghai alone. However, Shuijing heard that he had a chance to meet Chairman Mao this time, so he decided to come to Shanghai with Yang Shangkui. Chairman Mao has always been a role model for water mirrors.

Before coming, Shuijing thought that if she could say a word to Chairman Mao, she wouldn't feel sorry for her trip. At a dinner party a few days later, Shuijing finally realized her "dream".

It turned out that during the meeting, considering everyone's fatigue, Chairman Mao specially gave a banquet to invite everyone to dinner. After arriving at the scene, Shuijing specially chose Chairman Mao's neighbor to sit down. During the dinner, the water mirror stared at the chairman with admiration and wrote his admiration on his face unabashedly.

At this time, Chen Zhengren noticed the abnormality of the water mirror, so he "forcibly" pulled the water mirror to propose a toast to Chairman Mao and introduced the water mirror to Chairman Mao.

The water mirror that was forcibly pulled was at a loss. After seeing his "idol", the brain of the water mirror was blank. At this time, Chairman Mao seemed to see the mind of the water mirror and took the initiative to reach out to it.

After a simple handshake, Chairman Mao spoke: "I heard from Chen Zhengren that you are from Jiangxi, and Hunan and Jiangxi are geographically close, so it makes sense to say that our two families are relatives! Otherwise, why do Hunan people call Jiangxi people' old cousins'? During the Jin Dynasty, there was a dragon in Hunan, which was finally tamed by Xu Zhenjun of Jiangxi! " Hearing Chairman Mao say this, Shuijing's heart relaxed a lot.

So follow chairman MAO's words, water mirror continued.

After this brief conversation, the water mirror realized the humor and easygoing of this great man, and the previous formality and discomfort were swept away.

During the dinner, Chairman Mao invited Yang Shangkui and his wife to go to the theatre. During the break, Chairman Mao thought of the name of the water mirror, so he frowned and said to the water mirror, "Your name is not good, which obviously violates dialectics!" After listening to Chairman Mao's words, Shuijing was a little anxious: "Why does my name violate dialectics?"

Chairman Mao replied: "The Yangtze River is rolling eastward, and the waves are scouring the heroes. The waves in the Yangtze River and the Yellow River are huge. There is an old saying that' water is obviously moving, how can it be static? In this way, your name really violates dialectics! "

After listening to these words, the water mirror was a little anxious, and then she said:

Obviously, this sentence emphasizes the quiet beauty of water. There is a novel in the Soviet Union called Quiet Don River. "

Chairman Mao didn't expect the water mirror to put forward a long argument to refute it. Chairman Mao tidied up his thoughts a little, nodded slightly and replied, "This is a bit interesting. If there is no storm, the water surface of the West Lake will be exceptionally calm. " Seeing that Chairman Mao approved his speech, Shuijing was particularly happy.

She organized the language and continued: "Dialectics mentioned that there should be straightness in music, quietness in movement and white in black. If there is no static foil, how can the huge waves of the Yangtze River and the Yellow River come from this shocking beauty? "

Seeing that the water mirror moved out of such a sentence, Chairman Mao nodded approvingly: "That's right, you really know a lot!"

It is precisely because the water mirror dares to speak frankly that there are many ideas. After the incident, Chairman Mao appreciated the water mirror very much, and the two still kept in touch.

After the accidental meeting, Chairman Mao returned to Beijing to continue his work, and the water mirror also returned to Jiangxi with Yang Shangkui, but they still kept close communication. /kloc-in the summer of 0/959, coincidentally, the water mirror became a witness to the Lushan meeting.

In fact, on closer inspection, there is also a predestination between the water mirror and He Zizhen. 1in the summer of 954, Yang Shangkui went to Shanghai to treat sinusitis because he was unwell. During this period, Shuijing and He Zizhen met once. In the water mirror's view, He Zizhen was well-dressed and tall, and she knew she was a heroine at a glance.

Later, Shuijing heard that He Zizhen had been transferred to the Soviet Union for work, and he didn't come back until now. Thinking of this, the water mirror could not help but gently shout: "Sister He."

Hearing his name called, He Zizhen turned around and had a cordial conversation with the water mirror. When we first met, He Zizhen left a deep impression on the water mirror.

Yang Shangkui left Shanghai after recovering from illness, and Shuijing temporarily lost the news of He Zizhen. 1958, the water mirror finally saw He Zizhen again. At this time, He Zizhen was ill, with gray hair and haggard face. Seeing Sister He like this after such a long separation, I couldn't help crying on the spot.

Water mirror thought, "Why can't Chairman Mao come out and meet Sister He? How did she come over these years? " While being moved by Chairman Mao's dedication, she longed for Chairman Mao and Sister He to meet and say a private word.

Ceng Zhi and Water Mirror have the same idea, and have made unremitting efforts to this end. 1On July 7th, 959, Chairman Mao decided to visit He Zizhen in Lushan Mountain. This action needs absolute secrecy, so Shuijing took He Zizhen out to play under the pretext of "going out to play".

At 3 pm on July 8, the water mirror took He Zizhen to a place in Lushan to rest and let He Zizhen relax. The next day, Shuijing told He Zizhen, "An old friend wants to meet you. You will be very happy to see him! " Although He Zizhen was skeptical, he still let Shuijing go to the meeting place.

When Chairman Mao appeared, He Zizhen knew that the "old friend" in Shuijing's mouth was Chairman Mao whom she missed most. As soon as we met, He Zizhen couldn't help crying. Chairman Mao comforted He Zizhen's mood and had a cordial conversation with He Zizhen. At this moment, years of friendship finally found an outlet to vent, and the water mirror was deeply moved by their feelings.

The Lushan Meeting lasted for more than an hour. After He Zizhen got up and left, Chairman Mao immediately asked the water mirror to take care of the emotional He Zizhen, and hoped that the water mirror could accompany He Zizhen home. From this perspective, Chairman Mao's trust in the water mirror is self-evident.

A few years later, the water mirror has become a white-haired old man. She often tells her children what she had argued with Chairman Mao. Chairman Mao's "joke" not only contributed to their half-life friendship, but also made Shuijing miss it forever.

Chairman Mao is a low-key and modest man, and he is even more humorous when he gets along with the staff. He has no leadership at all.

Wu Xujun is the head nurse around Chairman Mao, but she and Chairman Mao get along more like friends and partners. Referring to Wu Xujun's name, Chairman Mao said with a smile: "The name' no bacteria' is good! If you are engaged in medical work, there can be no bacteria. If you have it, you don't have to go wrong! "

When this statement came out, everyone present burst into laughter and gave a thumbs-up to Chairman Mao's humor. Not only that, but the relationship between Chairman Mao and housekeeper Wu is also extraordinary.

When I first heard Wu's name, Chairman Mao asked Wu, "Your parents didn't give you this name!" Wu said with a smile, "No, it's because a monk in my hometown thought I was handsome and cute, so he gave me a name for free."

Chairman Mao smiled and said, "Your name is really something. It contains allusions to the graduation of five sons, not only graduation, but also Lian Deng. What a lucky name! But your surname is not good, Wu Tong is' nothing', and that's all over! "

I was particularly nervous when I heard this sentence from Wu. He is considering whether to change his name. Chairman Mao immediately smiled and comforted him and said, "But since you have come to work here, it doesn't matter whether you graduate or not. We both serve the people! " Seeing Chairman Mao say this, Wu's hanging heart finally settled down.

In words, Chairman Mao is humorous, warm and easy-going. In action, Chairman Mao and the staff get along like old friends. On Wu's birthday, Chairman Mao even asked for a photo with today's "birthday girl", and this photo became Wu's "heirloom".

Chairman Mao went out to be a guest and heard that the name of the waitress around him was "The longer the better". Chairman Mao read the name of the waitress carefully, and then he said, "It's commendable to stay in Mika for a long time!"

As a great man, Chairman Mao has seen countless storms, but even if he is well-informed, Chairman Mao is still cordial and has no shelf, which can be seen from his "naming names" to the staff and his daily life. If you have a tiger in your heart, sniffing roses and being a great man, you should be like this.