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Suzuki's lines

-Suzuki.-He calls himself Suzuki. "Beautiful Magic Warrior" is his own title. Because he pursues "beauty" all the time, beauty is his highest realm. Generally speaking, such people can be divided into abnormal characters in comics. Suzuki is really abnormal. His classic lines are-private, personal, beautiful and beautiful. People's posture and shape are のわからなぃものをぉそれたりそれ! I hope to die beautifully before I get old. Before I die, I want to create a legend! ! In a hundred years, people will be the most beautiful, the most beautiful and the strongest. What gorgeous and abnormal lines ~ ~-Suzuki's label-Suzuki's classmates are also abnormal. After saying these lines from narcissism, he instantly became furious with ridicule and killed an innocent person (ghost) in the audience as soon as he raised his hand. It can be seen that Suzuki is very similar to the general boss who is extremely crazy and emotionally unstable in comics. He also said: "I will kill all those who oppose me! Only those who obey me will be given the right to live. " . It can be seen that he really thinks of himself as the boss. Whether singing or acting in movies, people in the entertainment circle pay attention to positioning, such as taking a pure route or a sexy route. Suzuki's positioning for himself is that he has a beautiful posture and incomparable strength to make the other party both look forward to and fear. Beauty+horror, this is his label. Therefore, he will use 1000 gorgeous skills to defeat Genkai (Genkai was also a celebrity in the underworld at that time), leaving a beautiful and horrible "legend" for future generations. Unfortunately, the strength is not good. Genkai was beaten black and blue with only one move, and all the remaining 999 skills were useless. In fact, the most incredible thing is that Suzuki has since recovered his status as a "normal person". The second half practiced in the spiritual world with Yan, Niu Ruwan and others, and eventually grew into a decent first-class martial artist (the previous kung fu was third-rate or fourth-rate). In fact, I feel particularly sorry, because the clown solemnly said, "Don't forget to add' beauty' in front of my name" and kuso's Suzuki was moody, and instantly killed a Suzuki who was abnormal and horrible in the audience. In the face of the seven-color rainbow, Genkai issued 1000 skills. A gorgeous and weak Suzuki just disappeared. What a pity! I will become a decent spirit wood in the future, and I may never have a chance to make a "legend" again. But one more thing, it's about other 999 skills that he hasn't shown yet. Perhaps this has become a permanent mystery circulating in the underworld (laughs). -Suzuki's decisive role-Although Suzuki is a walk-on character who was shot down just after he appeared, don't underestimate him. In fact, he played a decisive role in this plot. Before the final of Dark Martial Arts, Suzuki gave kurama and Sangyuan the fruits of his previous life and the sword test. I don't want to save two people's lives by this casual move-without the karma of past lives, kurama can't be a fox and a crow for life. Without a sword test (spiritual sword), Sang Yuan wouldn't need a sledgehammer, and ten lives could not beat the fool Lu Ge. In other words, without Suzuki's help, there would be no kurama and Sangyuan. Therefore, don't underestimate Suzuki's role as a walk-on, which actually plays a vital role! In fact, there are some exquisite names about Suzuki, but it was not until later that Janet noticed this. Suzuki calls himself the beautiful devil Suzuki (beautiful devil Suzuki). Previously, he called himself the powerful demon Tanaka, Tanaka and Suzuki ... Here Togashi Yoshihiro made a cold joke that was easily overlooked by everyone-Tanaka and Suzuki are the most common surnames in Japan, similar to our "Xiao Wang". This is normal in real life, but it is unimaginable in the world of wandering white books. Look at other people's names, such as Yuusuke Urameshi, Fei Ying, Xuankai, Maruko, Hu Yulu, Xianshui, Huang Quan ... Therefore, this classmate is called Tanaka and Suzuki, and a gorgeous title should be added before his name. For example, Ximen Chuixue is not called Ximen Chuixue Sword God-Zhang Damin Chu Liuxiang is not called Xiang Shuai of Chu Liuxiang-what a spoof name Li Dongbao's wandering white book is-the beautiful magic fighter Suzuki's powerful demon warrior Tanaka (Khan). So, in fact, Suzuki's name is also exquisite! -Suzuki's bright future life-Suzuki used to be called a strong fighter Tanaka, but in fact, his martial arts were very weak, and he was scared down by the fool Lu Di 30%; So he changed his name to Suzuki, a beautiful magic warrior, but was later criticized by Xuankai. It can be seen that no matter how you change your name, it is useless. However, Suzuki actually has an amazing talent in other fields-making weapons. At the Dark Martial Arts Conference, Suzuki created a unique weapon (prop) for each member of the "Japan and Home Team" he led. (Seconds kill, props unknown) Black Momotaro-Chimei Tuanzi: Take an attack, then the attack will be invalid from now on: Lipu Island-Inverse Jade Hand Box: Let the opponent inhale smoke and change back to the previous posture. It is like a dead pill-a dead feather: cover the other side and throw it into another space. It's like a dead pill-sword-testing: after releasing the demons to attack each other and the Japanese jade family team was defeated, he transformed the jade hand box in Lipu Island into a "fruit of past lives" and gave it to kurama, who would die like a pill. It can be seen that Suzuki is really good at making weapons. Even Genkai, who beat him up, praised: "You can make weapons according to the characteristics of each monster. You are really talented in this respect." Therefore, after the failure of "Strong Warrior Tanaka" and "Beautiful Magic Warrior Suzuki", if he changes his name next time, he should be called elegant weapon forger Sato.