Have you ever heard a joke about the Northeast?

A Shandong student and his roommate from Northeast China went to the grocery store to buy instant noodles. On the way, Northeast China said to itself, "What's the smell of the whole? It's onion-flavored beef ... "Shandong people don't know what the whole means, so they ask the northeast people, who tell him that the whole means eating. Once when two people went to the toilet together, it happened that the toilet was closed and there were twenty-two thousand gold in it. Northeasters clap their thighs: "What a mess!" Shandong people turned pale after hearing this and threw up with their hands on the wall.