Kneel and beg to recommend three super hilarious jokes that ordinary people have never heard!

1. An international student is taking a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign ahead prompts him to turn left. He is not sure, ask the examiner:

"Turn left?"

A: "Yes"

So ... I hung up two. One day.

The wolf said to the lamb, "I will eat you!" " "

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb. Tell this to others and ask him after the first sentence: "Guess what?"

The effect is not bad. 3. A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! 」

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!"! 」

Now, please talk to the township head! The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" 」

Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! ) No pickles, I'll pick up a lump of shit and lick it for you. ...

(Don't talk, I'll tell you a story ...) An officer said, "Class One steals eggs (bombs), Class Two kills chickens (shooting), and I'll cook porridge for you (demonstration)!"