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No wonder the Jade Emperor can become the Lord of the Three Realms, and the Tathagata is afraid of him! What do you think is his origin?

In Journey to the West, especially in the 86th TV series The Journey to the West, the Jade Emperor can't compare with the Tathagata. Because the Tathagata can easily appease the Monkey King, the Jade Emperor was frightened by the Monkey King and hid under the table. But in fact, there is a reason why the jade emperor can become the master of the three realms for the jade emperor and work for the jade emperor.

To put it bluntly, the strength of the Tathagata is far less than that of the Jade Emperor. Why do you say that? Look at what the Jade Emperor, the Lord of the Three Realms, has experienced. Before the Monkey King was crushed by Wuxing Mountain, Mr. Wu revealed the real strength of the Jade Emperor through the dialogue between Tathagata and the Monkey King! Hearing this, the Buddha sneered, "Your companion is a monkey, an educated man." How dare he deceive his own heart in an attempt to seize the throne of the Jade Emperor? He has been practicing since he was a child and has been robbed 1750 times. Every 129600. You calculate, how many years will it take him to enjoy this endless road? "

It turns out that the jade emperor can become the master of the three realms, which is entirely the result of his diligence, hard work and hard work. The Jade Emperor practiced as a child and suffered 1750 robberies, but each robbery lasted 129600! It is estimated that I have lived for hundreds of millions of years ... If this can't set off the powerful strength of the Jade Emperor, then the following will definitely make us more specific.

"Cover the number of heaven and earth, there are one hundred and twenty-nine thousand six hundred years old for one yuan. Divide one yuan into twelve clubs, namely, Zi, Ugly, Yin, Mao, Chen, Si, Wu, Wei, Shen, You, Xu and Hai. Every conference should have a history of 1800 years. And as far as one day is concerned: when children are young, ugly crows; Yin can't get light, and Mao can't get sunrise; After eating in the morning, the third one is in the row; At noon, but not in the west; When applying for time, the sun sets and at dusk, people decide the sea. For example, a large number, by the end of the meeting, the world will be dizzy and everything will be gone. "

What does this mean? Simply put! Heaven and earth also have a life cycle, namely 129600. After so many years, heaven and earth will be rebuilt again! Where is the Jade Emperor? 129,600 years is the life cycle of heaven and earth. As far as the jade emperor is concerned, it's just a small disaster, because the jade emperor has experienced 1750 times ... Think about it this way, is it worth it to be the master of the Three Realms?

No wonder the Tathagata is afraid of the Jade Emperor! The practice of Tathagata is a disaster-eaten by peacock; This is nothing compared with the Jade Emperor.