Birthday sentiment: some funny quotations about birthdays

When I wrote this article, it was already 12:05 in the morning. Today is my birthday. I can't believe I officially turned 38 today. I still act and feel like 18! I can't believe how time flies. It seems that just yesterday, I was 23 years old and came to Shanghai with 200 yuan on a cold rainy night. I can't believe that I live and develop in this exciting big city.

It was just after midnight when I wrote this blog. Today is my birthday. I can't believe I'm officially over 38, although I still feel 18! It's hard to believe that time passes so quickly; On a cold rainy night on my 23rd birthday, I came to Shanghai with 200 yuan in my arms. Just like yesterday. It's hard to believe that I survived in this big city and lived well.

I have never celebrated my birthday, which is of no importance to me. In my generation,

It seems that parents didn't celebrate their children's birthday. When I grow up, I always forget and miss my birthday; After I got married,

My wife is not good at remembering my birthday-she doesn't feel guilty.

Because she clearly knows that birthday celebrations are not my cup of tea.

I haven't had a birthday, and I don't care if it's a birthday. Parents of my generation don't seem to give their children birthdays. When I grow up, I always forget or miss my birthday; When I got married, my wife could never remember my birthday. She doesn't feel guilty either, because she knows I don't like birthdays.

I just don't understand the significance of celebrating birthdays-people simply say they are getting old, but they celebrate birthdays every year. Now is not the time to celebrate.

This is a time to look back and be grateful. I am grateful that my parents are not that old, they are healthy; I am grateful that I have a great career.

Financial security

Big house and beautiful wife ...

I don't understand the significance of celebrating birthdays-people complain about getting old all day, but they still celebrate birthdays every year. For me, now is not the time to celebrate, but the time to look back and be grateful. Thank my parents for not being old and still in good health. I thank myself for having a good job, a stable economy, a big house and a beautiful wife. ...

I won't celebrate my birthday today.

But I have collected and translated some interesting birthday quotes for you to learn simple English. Always remember: we learn best when we are happy.

I don't celebrate my birthday today, but I have collected some funny quotations about birthdays for everyone to learn beautiful plain English. Always remember: study happily, the effect is the best.

1. How can you expect me to remember your birthday?

When you don't look old anymore.

You don't look old at all. How can you expect me to remember your birthday? The best excuse to forget someone else's birthday

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. (Try it if you don't believe me)

Birthday is good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most birthdays live the longest. (Funny nonsense)

Few women admit their age. Few people play their roles.

Few women admit their age, and few men act according to their age. (big truth)

The candle factory was burnt down last week. Everyone just stood around singing.

Happy birthday ".

Last week, the candle factory caught fire, and all the people present gathered around to sing happy birthday songs. You can use jokes at birthday parties.

6. I will always regard you as someone older than me. Happy birthday!

I often think of you ... older than me. Happy birthday! It's a joke to send a message to a friend who is older than you.

7. When you walk up the stairs and call it exercise, you know you are old.

If you call it exercise when climbing stairs, it means that you are really old. My grandfather always laughs that climbing stairs is exercise.

8. Smile while you still have teeth. Happy birthday!

Smile while you still have teeth! Happy birthday! You can make fun of taking pictures at your best friend's birthday party. )

good

It's really late. It's time to take a shower and go to bed. I believe I will wake up in a sunny morning, and tomorrow will be better …

Well, it's really late. It's time to wash and sleep. I am sure that I will wake up in a sunny morning and believe that tomorrow will be better … ..