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The Ghost Festival is here. My boyfriend’s father passed away many years ago. My boyfriend asked me to accompany him to burn paper at the crossroads of the Ghost Festival. Can I go? Is there any taboo

The Ghost Festival is here. My boyfriend’s father passed away many years ago. My boyfriend asked me to accompany him to burn paper at the crossroads of the Ghost Festival. Can I go? Is there any taboo? After all, it hasn’t passed yet.

This Ghost Festival is also the Bon Festival (Hungry Ghost Festival). It is a once-in-a-year opportunity that cannot be missed. Many people worship their ancestors. They believe in ghosts but do not believe that there are real ghosts. It is extremely contradictory and they even think that people are dead. In fact, I don’t know that most of them go to hell. Good is good and evil is evil. I find that many people don’t make a clear distinction. For example, benefiting oneself is considered evil. Benefiting others is considered good, good and evil, regardless of size. Trampling an ant to death is killing all living beings and comparing one’s heart to others’. How do you feel about killing your pet? What do you eat? It seems so normal for everyone to eat animal carcasses. So tigers and crocodiles also think it's normal to eat human flesh. The key point is that the universe is not as simple as death like a lamp going out. Life is like a dream. Only after death is the real thing. When I wake up

The Obon Sutra says that one of the Buddha’s disciples knew that his mother had done evil in the world and suffered in hell after her death, so he used his supernatural powers to feed his mother. As a result, he died as soon as the food reached his mouth. Turning into red charcoal is called cause and effect. You must be self-inflicted. Buddha cannot help you. Buddha is only an awakened person. He can only tell you the truth of the universe. What you can and cannot do cannot take the place of others to suffer. Human beings only know that they are obsessed with desire and naturally cannot escape from the six paths of suffering. You may be a mosquito in this life, a cow, a horse, a camel, or a donkey in the next life

The six paths of reincarnation, the three evil paths (evil ghosts and animals in hell), and the three good paths (human beings, gods, and asuras). If you are not careful, you will go from heaven to hell and pass by the human world. This is no joke

Even if you are a god, you are not worthy of being happy because you have not reincarnated

This world is called Saha. The scope of the world is the size of a billion galaxies. Each galaxy has four places in the three-dimensional space with people. Living

Life spans are different, civilizations and technologies are different, and there are 1 billion times 4 planets in one world. Perhaps they are far away. With the center of the Milky Way as the center, there is a multi-dimensional mountain called Mount Sumeru. Because the mountain is so big, He is the king of the mountain

The king of Mount Sumeru. There is a continent to the north. The name is Yu Danyue. Its territory is vast. Ten thousand yojanas. The four directions are waiting. The faces of other continents. It also looks like terrain.

The king of Mount Xumi. There is an island to the east. Named Fupoti. Its territory is vast. Nine thousand yojanas. As round as the full moon. The faces of other continents. It also looks like terrain.

The king of Mount Xumi. There is an island to the west. Named Qudani. Its territory is vast. Eight thousand yojanas. Shaped like a half moon. The faces of other continents. It also looks like terrain.

The king of Mount Xumi. There is an island in the south. Named Jambudvipa. Its territory is vast. Seven thousand yojanas. It is broad in the north and narrow in the south. Like a Brahmin chariot. Among them are human faces. It also looks like terrain.

North of King Xumi Mountain. Made of heavenly gold. Zhaoyu Danyuezhou. The east side is made of silver. Photo of Buddha Poti Island. It is made of Tianpo pear in the west. Photo of Qutani Island. The south side is made of azure glass. According to Jambudvipa Island.

Jambuti refers to the earth

The people of Jambuti. Lifespan is hundreds of years. Some of them died young. (The average age of one hundred years is the shortest for people on Earth)

The Qudani people. Life span is two hundred. There are also those who died young.

Fupati people. Life span is three hundred. There are also Zhongyao.

Yu Danyue is from China. A thousand years of life. There is no premature death.

All sentient beings in the world of Yama, etc. Lifespan of 72,000 years may also die in infancy. Dragons and golden-winged birds. Life span is one calamity. There are also Zhongyao. Asuras. Lives a thousand years. Same as thirty-three days. However, it also died. The Four Heavenly Kings live to be five hundred years old. There are also Zhongyao. Thirty-three days. Live a thousand years.

Yama is all over the heavens. Live to be two thousand years old. Tushita Heaven. Lives to four thousand years. Bring joy to all heavens. Lives to eight thousand years. He transforms into the heaven of freedom. Lives to six thousand years. Demon body heaven. Lives to thirty-two thousand years. Brahma body heaven. Life span is one calamity. Light remembers the sky. Life span of two calamities. Purifying all the heavens. Life span is four kalpas. Guangguo all heavens. Lifespan is eight calamities. No thought of the heavens. Live sixteen calamities. Not rough to the heavens. Lifespan of a thousand kalpas. No worries for the heavens. Live two thousand kalpas. Good at seeing the heavens. Life span is three thousand kalpas. Good things appear in the heavens. Life span is four thousand kalpas. Color is the end of the world. Life span is five thousand kalpas. The void is in the sky. Life span is ten thousand kalpas. The life span of the consciousness is twenty-one thousand kalpas. There is no place for heaven. Life span is forty-two thousand kalpas. It is neither thought nor non-thinking. Life span is eighty-four thousand kalpas. Such heavens.

Which sentient beings should eat coarse food and fine food? People from Jambudvipa. Rice glutinous rice beans. And fish, etc. These are called thick portions of food. Covered massage. Take a bath and wipe. Apply grease and rub. This is called subtle food. Qudani people. Fupati people. Thick sections and fine sections. It is the same as Jambudvipa Tuluo. Yudanyue people. Not farming. Natural and mature japonica rice. For coarse food. Cover bath. and massage etc. For micro food. Monks. All dragons, Garuda, birds, etc. Fish, turtles, squirrels, shrimps, toads, snakes, otters, Jinpiluo, etc. For coarse food. Covers baths, etc. For micro food. Asuras. With the wonderful taste of Tianxutuo. Thought it was a thick section. Covers etc. Thought it was subtle. The Four Heavenly Kings. And all the heavens. All use the flavor of Sotuo. Thought it was a thick section. Covers etc. Thought it was subtle. Thirty-three days. Return the taste of Sotuo in that day. Thought it was a thick section. Covers etc. Thought it was subtle. Such as thirty-three days. Even at night. Tushita Heaven. Be happy. He transforms into the heaven and so on. And use the flavor of Sotuo that day. Thought it was a thick section. Covers etc. Thought it was subtle. Since then. All the heavens. And feed on the joy of Zen and Dharma. Samadhi for food. Samadhi is food. No more thick and fine food.

I don’t know who invented the burning of paper at crossroads. It should be money from the underworld. But who knows if he has time to use it?