Do you know those super funny cross talks or sketches?

A: Hello everyone! Do you know what I do?

New COP.

I just got the police uniform yesterday. Huh? How did you know I was a new policeman?

How did you know? Listen to my experience and you will know.

A: What experience?

B: At that time, it was my first day as a policeman, and I put on a new police uniform just like you.

Are you a policeman too?

B: That night, I went to the cinema in my police uniform. The cinema is showing Red Cliff. There was a long queue of ticket buyers. As soon as I stood at the back of the queue, the person in front looked at me curiously: "New policeman?"

A: Do you know each other?

not have

How did he know you were a new COP?

B: I'm curious, too. "How do you know I'm a new policeman?" That one smiled: "Where can the old police line up?" ? All straight to the front. "

A: Oh, old policemen can't line up. What is the reason?

I don't want people to look down on me. I went to the window, took out a hundred dollars and handed it over: "a ticket." Who knows the conductor gave me a white look: "new policeman?"

A: How did he see it?

B: Before I could ask, the person who bought the ticket next to me said, "The old policeman didn't buy the ticket, so he went in."

Is there such an old policeman?

B: I quickly put the money back in my pocket and walked in with my head held high. Nobody really stopped me.

A: Look at this man.

B: After I went in, I quickly found a place to sit down. Unexpectedly, as soon as I sat down, a man next to me said, "Are you a new policeman?"

There's nothing written on your face, is there?

B: You just wrote it on your face.

How did he know you were a new COP?

He grinned at the upstairs. "Look, all the old policemen are sitting upstairs."

A: and this rule.

B: I hurried upstairs to find a seat, thinking that no one would know that I was a new policeman.

A: Who knew that as soon as I sat down, someone said, "Are you the new policeman?"

How did you know?

I guess

You really guessed right. I'm confused again. It was also a policeman who spoke this time.

A: I've thought about it several times. What did he say?

B: "Look, the old policeman sits like me, but not like a pupil like you."

A: How to sit?

B: I put my legs high on the back of the front seat. I tried it and it was really comfortable.

A: I really don't talk about public morality.

B: whatever his morality is, it's good to be comfortable. The movie started, and I was deeply attracted.

A: I can finally watch a movie with peace of mind.

B: I have to pee in the middle of the movie.

A: Go to the toilet quickly.

I ran to the bathroom. I met a man in front of the bathroom.

AB: Are you a new policeman?

A: What's wrong with that? What does going to the bathroom have to do with the new policeman?

B: The old policeman stood upstairs and solved it directly. No one ran to the bathroom. As soon as I heard it, I collapsed and almost lost face in front of the police.

A: What's it called?

B: I quickly turned around and stood on the second floor and rushed downstairs, which was convenient for driving.

A: Look how wicked.

I was at my convenience when I heard someone shouting downstairs.

A: Some people have opinions.

B: Hey, hey, is that the new policeman who urinated upstairs?

How did you know?

B: The old policeman always pours water on a block, unlike you pouring water on my head!

What's the fastest?

Let me ask you a question.

Is there a problem?

What's the fastest in the world?

B: I think it's the fastest consciousness. For example, when you accidentally touch a lit cigarette butt, your brain can feel pain and react quickly.

A: No.

B: That's the fastest way to blink. Think about it. You keep blinking, but you never feel that the image in front of you is intermittent.

A: No.

B: that is, the light is the fastest. You see, in a dark room, you press the switch, and the room lights up, and the surrounding lights up immediately.

A: No.

B: What do you say is the fastest?

A: I tell you, diarrhea is the fastest.

B: Why?

A: I was just lying in bed getting ready for bed last night when I suddenly heard a rumbling sound in my stomach. I don't have time to think, blink, turn on the light, just ...

I see.