Selected translation of English humorous jokes in senior high school?

Jokes generally refer to short and funny stories, which are a form of folk oral creation and spread by word of mouth in folk culture. The following is the translation of humorous jokes in senior high school English that I brought. Welcome to read!

Strict teacher

A school teacher friend of mine hurt his back and had to put a plaster on his upper body. On his first day of school, he still wore his shirt and was assigned to teach the most undisciplined class. He confidently walked into the noisy classroom and opened the window as much as possible. Just then, a strong wind blew his tie. In order to fix his tie, he picked up an eraser, put a big tack through his tie and nailed it into his chest.

He had no problem with discipline that semester.

Precautions:

1 injury v.

Plaster bandage; Gypsum clip

3 distribution v. distribution; agent

Undisciplined

Rowdyadj。 Rough and noisy

Breeze.

7 flap v. move up and down or left and right

blackboard eraser

Exercise:

Fill in the blanks according to the passage:

A friend of mine, who is a teacher, has a back injury, and his upper body has to be cast.

He was sent to teach the most undisciplined class.

_ _ _ _ _ walked into the noisy classroom with confidence, and he opened the window as much as possible.

(4) at this moment, a strong _ _ _ _ _ _ _ made his tie flutter.

He obeyed discipline effortlessly that semester.

28. A strict teacher

I have a friend who is a teacher and hurt his back, so he can't wear a plaster mask on his upper body. On the first day of school, he was still wearing a plaster mask. He was assigned to teach the most undisciplined class. He confidently walked into the noisy classroom and opened the window as much as possible. Just then, a strong wind blew away his tie. In order to fix the tie, he picked up the blackboard eraser and smashed a tack on his chest through the tie.

There was no violation of discipline in his class that semester.

Practice reference answer:

(1) injury; Around ② Designate ③ Step ④ Breeze ④ Follow

High school English humorous jokes with translation reading

I am a policeman

When my husband Jack was a police officer, he once approached a house guarded by two fierce dogs. They pounced on the screen door, the screen door opened and they rushed into the yard.

Jack thought quickly and went into the house, shutting the door behind him. "That's all right, madam," he assured the owner. "I'm a policeman."

"Not a very brave man," she said.

Precautions:

1 guard v. protection; protect

Fierce; Fierce; cruel

3 lunge v. sprint; Qianchong

4 tearing up Rush; rush

Dispel the fear of; Dispel doubts

Exercise:

Choose the correct answer according to the passage:

What used to be Jack?

A.he used to be a soldier.

B.he used to be a government official.

C.he used to be a policeman.

D. He used to be a gardener.

(2) The word "evil" in "Home guarded by two evil dogs"? It means _ _ _ _ _.

A. Very good

B. very strong

C.very big and strong

D. Cruel and violent

③ What is a screen door?

A. doors made of glass.

B. A door, which is a frame with a net, is used to separate articles that cannot pass through holes.

C.a door made of iron.

D. wooden doors.

What did Jack do when he found the dog rushing into the yard?

A.he ran away soon.

B.he stood still.

C.he locked the dog in the house.

D. instead of running away, he went into the house and closed the door.

From this passage, we can see that _ _ _ _ _.

A.jack is very agile

B.jack is not so brave.

C.jack is very helpful

D.jack is a policeman.

29. I am a policeman

When my husband Jack was a policeman, he once approached a yard guarded by two vicious dogs. Two dogs struggled at the screen door, opened it and rushed into the yard.

Jack reacted quickly, walked into the room in three steps and closed the door firmly behind him. "That's all right, madam," he comforted his host. "I am a policeman."

"Not a very brave man." She said flatly.

Practice reference answer:

①C②D③B④D⑤B

High School English Humorous Jokes and Translation Learning

Business travel

On a business trip to India, a colleague of mine arrived at the airport in Dilhi. He took a taxi to the hotel, where he was greeted by the hospitable Indian host. The taxi driver asked for the fare equivalent to eight dollars, which seemed reasonable, so my friend gave him the money.

But the owner grabbed the bill and verbally attacked the taxi driver, calling him a worthless parasite and a disgrace to their country because he tried to overcharge tourists. The host threw the driver half the money and told him never to come back.

After the taxi left, the host gave the rest of the bill to my colleague and asked him how his trip was. "Good," replied the businessman, "until you drive the taxi away and my luggage is still in the trunk."

Precautions:

1 colleague n.

Hospitality, hospitality

3 equivalents n. equivalents; A mixture of the two.

4 launch v.

oral

A violent and sudden attack.

taxi driver

Parasite 8

Exercise:

Answer the following sentences according to the passage:

Where did the business go?

How did he get to the hotel?

How much did the taxi driver charge?

4 What does the host think about the charges?

How was your trip?

30. Travel on business

One of my colleagues has gone to India on business. When he arrived at Deerhill airport, he took a taxi to the hotel. The hospitable Indian host greeted him there. The taxi driver charged the equivalent of eight dollars. My friend thought it seemed reasonable, so he gave him the money.

But the owner robbed the money, cursed the taxi driver, said he was a worthless parasite, and said he wanted to slaughter foreign tourists, which really put their country to shame. He threw half the money to the driver and told him never to come back.

The taxi driver stepped on the accelerator and ran away. The host returned the rest of the money to my colleague and asked him how his trip was. "Very well," replied the businessman. "It's just that you took the taxi away and my luggage is still in the trunk."

Practice reference answer:

1) India

He takes a taxi.

(3) equivalent to $8.

He thinks too much.

Everything is fine except that the luggage is still in the trunk of the taxi.