Love rat Dialogue Honest Man: You deserve to be single all your life. I change my girlfriend every day!

Some time ago, I accidentally joined a so-called online dating cp group, and hundreds of people in the group labeled themselves as "single dog". Strangely, however, most of the active speakers are girls, while the male speakers either brush their expression packs in the same way or become the king of silence as soon as they open their mouths.

Later, the girls began to ridicule: "I don't like you honest people", "I like love rat very much" and "love rat speaks well and dresses well, and knows how to take care of girls' feelings. I like love rat very much ... "

Whether these remarks are their true thoughts or not, let's look at it from another angle: If there are only three people left in the world, one is love rat and the other is an honest man, who will the last girl choose to associate with?

The answer is hardly obvious.

So what's the difference between love rat and an honest man? Let's look at the dialogue between the parties.

ROUND 1: appearance difference

Love rat: My goal is clear, that is, to pick up girls! Pick up hot chicks! Let the girl go! Even if you visit the vegetable market, you may meet your next sexual partner, so you must be a gentleman for 24 hours and 360 degrees, at least clean and tidy, and leave a good first impression on anyone. Female peacocks also know that they prefer male peacocks with amazing screens.

Honest man: clothes? I wish I could hide my shame! No matter what combination.

Hairstyle? Just don't go bald! It's just that I haven't washed my hair for three days and it's a little greasy. It doesn't matter.

Shoes? As long as it is comfortable to wear! I don't know what shoes you girls want to see. I don't understand. I only know that my personality is good enough.

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Round 2: EQ differences

Love rat: That's reasonable. It's easier for me to find a girlfriend than you honest people. The core point is high emotional intelligence. This thing is born and cultivated. I'm not afraid that your EQ is low, but I'm afraid that you don't want to improve. Especially in details, such as moving chairs for girls when eating, defending girls when misunderstood by others and so on. It is easy to win the favor of girls. Also, if a girl is sick, this is the most vulnerable time in her heart and the time when she needs comfort most. Don't throw them a sentence, "Drink more hot water. You can seize this opportunity. ...

Honest man: Shut up! Why are you as troublesome as those women?

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Round 3: Cost Difference:

Love rat: If you want to get on base successfully, you must hurry. Girls are emotional animals, and it is easiest to talk to them in the middle of the night. Talking to her every day is the easiest way to talk about dependence. At the end of the conversation, I will find an opportunity to tell a little yellow joke, lead the enemy deeper step by step and slowly break her psychological defense against you. It's all very special, brother dei!

Honest man: I have to play games, play cards and drink with my buddies at night, and I have no time to chat with girls.

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Love rat: If you want to get on base successfully, you have to pay. But I will first find out the girl's hobbies and know how to spend the happiest day with her with the least money. For example, she likes to eat more than ten dollars of mala Tang. Why should I pretend to be romantic and take her to eat hundreds of dollars of Haidilao? For example, she likes painting and photography at the same time. I can give her a set of pencils to make her happy. Why pretend to be rich and give her a set of expensive lenses?

Honest man: What? Another date? Spending money again? Ah, Xiba, forget it, forget it, I can't afford to hurt my wallet. ...

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Round 4: Quantity Difference

Love rat: The beautiful skin is the same, but the interesting soul is one in a million. My skin is not bad, and my soul is inexplicably funny. How many people in the world and my sisters know that things are rare, so it is normal to post them to me.

Honest man: You killed me, an honest man. There are thousands of honest people in Qian Qian behind me. The so-called wildfire will not completely devour them, but they will stand up again in the spring breeze! And love rat, where your species are scarce, will be extinct sooner or later, hum!

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The fifth round: personality differences

Love rat: Everyone has personality defects, but I know how to hide and converge the bad side, giving the opposite sex an illusion that I am attractive and my personality charm is ridiculously high. What? Are you worried about my exposure in the future? No matter how exposed, it was after sex.

Honest man: I am introverted, masculine and dead. I am me, a fireworks with different colors. People who can understand me can naturally understand me, and I don't want to explain anything to those superficial girls.

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The sixth round: eye difference

Love rat: I like to pick those innocent girls best. Simple female college students are the best, high school students also have good goods, junior high school students ... I won't refuse her initiative. Anyway, it's better to meet something than to be willing but unable to do it, and then run after it.

Honest people: I like to watch female anchors brush gifts for them. I like the goddess on the tall, and they are all goddesses in AV. I am determined to be a toad who will never stop eating swan meat!

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Round 7: Communication Differences

Love rat: I will subconsciously get close to girls' social circles. Going to nightclubs is a common occurrence. I will take the initiative when I meet the right prey. Getting their micro signal is the first step to open the harem, and then I will gradually integrate into their circle through her. Over time, my opposite sex will get better and better and truly achieve sustainable development.

Honest man: I will be shy in the face of a beautiful little sister and don't know how to say hello. Even if I want to get a micro signal, I don't know how to maintain a relationship. Gee, I think it's better to get along with my good friends, at least I won't get embarrassed cancer. Over time, I am afraid that I will lose control of my own mutation into a base. ...

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Round 8: General Differences

Love rat: I am an old hand in love and an advanced player. I have my own knowledge system of picking up girls. I cast different baits for different girls and cast different fishing nets for different groups of girls. As long as a girl accidentally walks into my carefully designed routine, she will help me wear a condom in a few days.

Honest man: I believe in true love and fate. I don't want it if it's not mine, but no one else can take it from me. This is my Buddhist love method.

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The ninth round: speech differences

Love rat: I will tell all the romantic and sweet love words in the world, and then pretend that I have told them to her since ancient times. I will promise to give her a beautiful and warm future and let her sleep with me with infinite expectations. Like these sweet words, I will come with my mouth open. Anyway, even if I don't honor them, I won't break the law. The king of mouth guns can be said to be myself.

Honest man: Hello, beautiful woman, what are you doing? Are you asleep? Can you send me a photo of you? No? Now take a picture! Oh, I see. So, an appointment?

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An indescribable difference

Love rat: I've been through many battles, and I live among flowers, so I don't stick. Sleeping is like going to war for me. I can control the rhythm of the audience. I have 100 ways to make girls obey me in bed.

Honest man: I am still young. I can't hurt your seed player. I used to be the defending champion of the speed group in the national fancy swimming competition.

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Above.

If a single man is really compared to a dog, an honest man is Akita, honest and loyal; On the other hand, love rat is sunny and full of air, thinking about it all the time.

So the biggest difference between the last two is desire. Everyone has desires, and honest people are just better at controlling them than love rat.

However, it is this "little" overflow that makes men become love rat's original sin by hook or by crook.

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postscript

The above article was first published in my personal WeChat official account "Wang Xiaoxian". Friends who like watching film reviews and martial arts novels can learn about it ~