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Is it cold in Wenzhou this year? I hope there will be a heavy snow during the Spring Festival in the second half of the year.
The following are two news reports from the media, which can be used as a pastime after dinner.
Yesterday, the highest temperature in Wenzhou climbed to 29.5℃, only one step away from the temperature at the beginning of "3". It is only a matter of time before it stabilizes and breaks through 30℃ this week. I learned from the Municipal Meteorological Observatory that the cold air in the south will affect our city this Saturday, and the high temperature will be relieved. It is worth noting that this Friday, due to the ancient warmth before the peak, the highest temperature in the urban area may reach 32℃, which makes me feel sultry.
According to the data analysis, the average temperature in our city was 23.9℃ from June 5438+05 to the 24th of this month, which was significantly higher than the normal 20.3℃. The "culprit" of high temperature is the two protagonists in the summer weather stage: subtropical high and typhoon. Due to the abnormal subtropical high this year, the cold air in the south is weak, and the temperature has been difficult to fall back. At the same time, the typhoon assembly line in the northwest Pacific has been working overtime since September. The active transition of typhoon has also guided the warm and humid air flow at sea and continuously transported the warm and humid air flow to the mainland. The air humidity reaches 98%, almost saturated, and the most direct feeling of the body is sultry feeling.
These two days, there has been a "cold wave" on the Internet. Indeed, the cold air front will arrive in our city later on Friday, bringing obvious cooling and rainfall. However, after cooling down, you won't be in a hurry to wear long pants. According to reports, the cooling range this week is 5-7℃, and the obvious cooling will appear on Saturday, while Sunday and next Monday are the peaks of this round of cold air influence. The lowest temperature in urban areas will drop to 18-20℃, and it may drop to 13- 15℃ in western mountainous areas.
According to WMO (World Meteorological Organization), 20 16 may break the record of 20 15 and become the warmest year in history.
The above is from Wenzhou Daily.
Recently, a busybody on the Internet wrote a paragraph saying: Don't chat with friends in the south this year.
The abnormal weather caused the people in the south to experience several typhoons in just a few months. In the past, Nida and Catfish were rampant, and then Moranti was rampant. The bad weather caused economic losses of about 2.563 1000 USD, 29 people died and 49 people were injured ... Recently, "Haima" landed in Fujian, Guangdong Province, and many netizens said it had happened.
In fact, these climate disasters are not unexpected. The National Climate Center has predicted that the world will enter the "La Nina" state from August, which may lead to climate disorder. Who would have thought that this "little girl" (La Nina's Chinese translation) was not shy and quiet, but caused so many storms.
Moreover, experts warn that this winter, La Nina in China will lead to a rare winter once in 50 years.
Winter warning, the south bears the brunt.
What is La Nina phenomenon? The word LaNina comes from Spanish and means "little girl"-just a pair of boys and girls with "El Nino". Simply put, it is a climate phenomenon opposite to "El Ni? o", which generally refers to the extremely cold surface of the equator, the Middle East and the Pacific Ocean.
La Nina phenomenon will not only aggravate the intensity and frequency of typhoons in China, but also lead to "cold winter" because the winter temperature in China is lower than normal. Meteorologists predict that the first national cold wave in the second half of this year will be ushered in the beginning of 65438+February, and the whole winter will be extremely cold, and even the extreme low temperature once in 50 years may occur. At that time, it will not only bring rain, snow and freezing disasters, but may even close roads as it did in early 2008, which will affect the transportation in large areas in the south.
On the surface, the people of the whole country will be affected by the cold winter, but because of the different heating policies between the north and the south, the friends in the south will always be injured. What's more, from the regional statistics, the probability of cold winter in southern La Nina is higher than that in the north, and both southern China and southern China are above 80%.
In the south of Jianghuai without heating, netizens joked that "you are like spring in the cold night in the north, and I am frozen into a dog in the winter in the south". Others said: "The cold in the north is a physical attack. Put on more clothes and you will be able to carry it. The cold in the south is a magical injury. It's still cold in Michelin. "
How did you spend your fifty years in the cold winter?
Since there is no convenience for unified heating, it is necessary to choose the heating device under the chill.
In recent years, Chinese residents' awareness of environmental protection has improved, and burning coal and charcoal is no longer desirable. So some people choose electric heaters, floor heating, air conditioning and coil heating ... In fact, whether these choices are good or not remains to be discussed.
Let's start with air conditioning. Although it is convenient to regulate and control, if the temperature rises too slowly, it will easily make the room too stuffy, the air will not circulate, and pathogenic microorganisms will easily breed, causing symptoms such as stuffy nose, dizziness, tinnitus, fatigue and skin allergy. Although floor heating is comfortable and will not cause indoor air pollution or dryness, it is not suitable for owners with high floor requirements and insufficient floors; The principle of electric heater is coil heat conduction. Although the heating effect is good, it is limited to local areas and the coil is exposed. If it is used carelessly, it is prone to safety accidents.
Therefore, in winter, choosing a heater is more reliable, which can not only heat a large space, but also be safe and healthy. For example, heaters with big brands and excellent quality such as Midea are good choices. However, experts suggest that the use of heating equipment should also pay attention to temperature adjustment, and pay attention to adding clothes when going out. Otherwise, the temperature difference between indoor and outdoor is too large, and physical disorders can easily lead to colds.
Source:? China power grid? 20 16- 10-24?
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