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How good is Bao Qingtian's survey? The case of stealing beef tongue is proof.

Speaking of Bao Qingtian, that's great. Blue sky! The emperor is the son of heaven and the official is the sky. Speaking of which, I think the word "blue sky" is really disrespectful. Isn't it obviously bigger than the emperor? Of course, this is just our immature idea. You can laugh it off.

Before Di Renjie became China's Sherlock Holmes, Holmes was actually more than 1000 years later than Di Renjie. Admittedly, compared with the other side, Holmes should be called Britain's Di Renjie, but Bao Zheng is almost the most popular judge. From Bao Qingtian to Bao Qingtian, as a teenager, he knew divination and fortune telling, and he was very powerful. At that time, a joke was added to Gan Long's film. Bao Qingtian let out, is the official.

Of course, official history is often more bizarre than novels. Official history can't record everything, so unofficial history is not necessarily more unreliable than official history. It's just that the Bao Zheng we are talking about today is the official history.

According to Bao Zheng, he was an official from 0755 to 79000. His integrity and selflessness are not false; He also sent a special envoy to Qidan and outwitted other officials. However, among thousands of biographies, there is only one place where he solved the case, which happened when he first debuted.

Add a title with 54 words: If someone steals or cuts off a person's tongue, the Lord will sue. Zheng Yue: Go back first, then kill. Looking for someone to sue for slaughtering the cow privately, Zheng said, "What's the point of cutting the cow's tongue?" Very surprised.

What are you talking about? Somebody else's cow had its tongue cut off and went to the magistrate of a county to complain. Tell him, Bao Zheng, go back, kill and sell. Soon, someone came to sue the furniture for suicide. Niu Niu was an important means of production at that time. Bao Zheng, who wanted to kill someone, said, Why did you cut off the cow's tongue and sue him? This guy was shocked, surprised, and then confessed immediately. Sinongzhou

How witty this sentence is. You don't need evidence, you just need to be reasonable and get a confession to convict. If that person is a little tougher, I will deny it. Find the evidence! It must take a lot of energy.

Solving such a simple case is not very technical. Unlike in TV series, Bao Zheng didn't know 500 until after 500. Why can he be written into the history books?

I know that the writing of history is very important. Many times, just a few words, killing hundreds of thousands of people, the whole clan is finished. More results, less details. Bao Zheng's case of cutting off a cow's tongue can be taken as a detail, which shows that there are only a few cases solved by his old man's house, and that's all.

As for him, he became a god-like case and even promoted to god. That's a joke made up by good people in China to relieve their inner pain when they can't get justice and dare not resist. It's just that there are many unfairness in reality. Let's make a summary on the stage!