What if you can't tell jokes?

It's a beautiful spring day with bright sunshine. The Buddhist scriptures are walking on the chicken intestine path. Suddenly a black wind blew! !

Tang Priest: Eh ~ ~ Xiaoyun, take your time.

Bajie: Oh, no! There are monsters, they must have come to catch the master! !

Friar Sand: You are a pig. You won't say that you are a passing monster or a monster returning to your mother's house. Why did you say you came to catch the master?

Where is the monster?

Tang Priest: Well, don't blame Nenggong any more. Where is Wukong?

Wukong: I want to shit, but that dead bald donkey sings with a white face, which makes my shit meaningless and has to be smaller.

Tang Priest: I wish you were here. I am eager for teachers. Can you get something to eat?

Wukong: You are sick. There are 50,000 banshees, 50 banshees and 5 banshees in Fiona Fang. You want me to find them at this time.

Food, you want to die.

Tang Priest: Oh, the ratio of male to female is seriously out of balance, but the little darling who is hungry for a teacher is jumping and dizzy.

What a surprise!

Friar Sand: Brother, please go, because this bald donkey is our master.

Wukong: OK, OK, what did you say you wanted to eat?

Tang Priest: Whatever you want, preserved egg and lean meat porridge will do.

Bajie: Oh, my God, then I want to braise pork intestines.

Friar Sand: Pig, take out your pig intestines and burn them.

Bajie: I warn you, don't call me a pig, don't call me incompetent, don't call me capable.

Friar Sand: Then call you impotence!

Then came a beautiful girl with a basket.

Tang Priest: Hi ~ ~ ~ ~ (vibrato) Hello, girl. How old are you? What's your name? Where are you from and where are you going?

Do you have a date? What's in your basket? Do you know there are many monsters on this road?

It's okay. I can protect you.

Wukong: Shit, this bald donkey is so direct.

Mei Mei: Girl, I am 18 this year. My name is lady white snake. I'm from my family, and I'm going to disco. I still have it.

Without my fiance, my basket is steamed bread, and I will feel safe with your bald brother's protection.

Feeling also.

Tang Priest: (smug) Only I am the most swaying ~ ~ ~ ~ also (victory gesture)

Wukong: I'm sick to death (accidentally the tendon flew out and hit the girl right on the head)

Meimei: Ouch ~ ~ ~ I'm dead! !

Tang Priest: Hey, Wukong, why are you so careless? How many times have I told you not to leave anything in case they are broken?

What does it have to do with people? It's not good even if no one plays flowers and plants. If you really like white girls, you

Just tell me, even if you don't tell me, I won't argue with you. (after picking the basket) Look at you.

You see, even if you kill someone and turn steamed bread into a rotten toad, you will become more and more disgraceful.

Bajie: Well, Master, since everyone is dead, let's go on.

Tang Priest: OK, OK, come and die ~ ~ ~ ~!

Go on your way.

Tang Priest: Ah, there are so many flowers. Andy Lau said that the more flowers there are, the more bodies there are.

I'm so scared ~ ~ ~ (picking flowers and sticking them in my head)

Here comes an old lady.

Bajie: Hi ~ ~ ~ ` Hello, Miss, how old are you?

Old lady: If you die, what can you say to the pig?

Bajie: I ran over crying.

Friar Sand: Hey, Bajie's sexual hunger is getting worse and worse, and even the old ones are interested.

Old lady: Hello, aunt riding.

Tang Priest: No.

Old lady: Oh, the riding sister.

Tang Priest: No.

Old lady: Oh, that should be the lady on a horse.

Tang Priest: You are nearsighted. I have Richard Gill's appearance, Stallone's figure and Chow Yun Fat's affectionate eyes.

Being treated like a woman makes you dizzy. # *-%RMB.

Old lady: You are a pig, too. You wouldn't have told me earlier. Have you seen my daughter?

Four people said in unison: Ah, how beautiful the world is and how fresh the air is.

Old lady: Ah, that's my daughter's basket. Rape first and then kill! ! ~

Tang Priest: Hey, Wukong, that's your fault. Why kill someone and take someone else's basket?

Wukong: I also want to do something for environmental protection. On the way, we can put all the peels, scraps of paper and cigarettes.

Put it in a basket to protect the environment.

Old lady: I'll fight you! ! !

Tang Priest: Hey, you are mistaken. It was that naughty monkey who killed your daughter. Why did you bite me?

Old lady: I don't care. I can't beat him, and I have to bite you.

Tang Priest: There is still this obstacle in the world. Wukong, what are you staring at? You didn't see her bite me. Come and punish her!

Wukong: Don't say anything this time!

Tang Priest: It really hurts. Come on!

Wukong: Hum!

Tang Priest: Well, I'll give you a day off tomorrow and let you surf the Internet in Pansi Cave!

Wukong: Gross!

Tang Priest: If it's a big deal, Bai will let you ride it tomorrow!

Wukong: Seriously!

Tang Priest: Sure enough!

Wukong: OK, it's a deal. The dead old woman will look at the stick (one stick will solve it)

Old lady: Ouch ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm dead!

Friar Sand: Master, you finally escaped again!

Tang Priest: Yes, thank Jesus!

(Suddenly the Tang Priest was struck by lightning)

Tathagata: With your mother's approval, Jesus played with me in Taiwan Province Province last night, and lost me 50,000 yuan and ran away. You're kidding me.

Thank him, you want to die!

Tang Priest: Fortunately, it's not very serious. Thank god! !

(Suddenly struck by lightning)

Tathagata: You really don't want to mix. Fucking lost me 60 thousand and ran away.

Tang Priest: Fuck you, were you the one who cut me when I was born? I'll put up with it if you cut me, and you fucking cut me again.

The second time, I will tell you about your shameless affair with Guanyin! ! ! !

(Tang Priest is really angry)

Bajie: Come on, Master, don't share his common sense. The big deal is to get more invoices for him to reimburse on the way.

Tang Priest: Bajie still knows my heart.

Wukong: There is a family in front of Master. Let's go in and have a rest, shall we?

Tang Priest: Good idea. Go ahead.

(Knock, knock, knock, an old man comes out)

Old man: Come in and sit down for tea!

Tang Priest: Old man, how fast are you? We are too busy!

Old man: I want to ask something.

Tang Priest: You said

Old man: My daughter went out and didn't come back. I asked my wife to look for her and didn't come back. Have You Seen Her?

Wukong: Why don't you look for it?

Old man: I am busy looking at the shell sweat wood.

Bajie: You are so old. Do you still have a silly mother?

Old man: You are a pig and have never seen football!

Friar Sand: Come on, old man, don't argue with him. I also like football. Not only do I like silly mothers, but I also like them.

Happy Saddam?

Old man: Do you like old mother Li?

Friar Sand: No.

Old man: Ah, isn't this my wife's golden shield leather shoes? "How can you have this monkey? You killed my daughter and the old man. "

Grandma.

Tang Priest: Hey, Wukong, I'm not talking about you. Why do you wear other people's shoes when you kill someone?

Wukong: I thought these shoes were of good quality.

Old man: I'll fight you! !

Tang Priest: Hey, he killed your wife. Why did you bite me?

Old man: I can't beat him.

Tang Priest: Wukong, I want to ask you a question. It really hurts, really.

Wukong: Go to hell!

Tang priest; Well, you all think I'm a bully unless I perform my magic. Ah, "I didn't get a gift this year, I didn't get a gift."

Old man: I'm sick to death ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Wukong: Master, you killed someone. You should go. The quartet can't keep you any longer.

Tang Priest: Give me a chance?

Wukong: Impossible.

Bajie: You really want to get rid of Master. Give him a chance.

Wukong: Don't you want to ride a horse?

Tang Priest: Do you really want to ride a horse?

Wukong: Nonsense.

Tang Priest: OK, how about this? One, three, five, you ride, two, four, six, I ride.

Bai: whoops ~ I have another day off!

Wukong: OK, then you don't have to go. How about Sunday?

Tang Priest: Let's ride together on Sunday!

Bai: pour ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!