Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - 2020- 1 1- 12
2020- 1 1- 12
Happy reading, come and read! Hello, everyone, it's time to read stories with Mr. Xin again. The old hunter was very angry when he saw that the young hunter was scared by an impossible legendary wolf and couldn't eat and sleep well. He asked him to go to the mountain to find his shotgun himself. Dare he go? Let's go and have a look.
The story of the fox hitting the hunter (5)
The hunter wanted to say something else, but his lips moved and he said nothing. He walked home slowly with a frown and a bitter face.
The fox learned that the hunter was frightened and became braver. He and Lao Lang ran around the mountain with empty shotguns. Muntjac and hare run fast, so it is not easy to catch them. If there is a bullet in the gun, bang, no matter how fast and far it runs, it will naturally be sent to your mouth. But empty shotguns are not important. If they really meet butch, they will be very scared. If the tiger and leopard pounce on them, they will die very unjustly. The more they think about it, the more they feel that it is not the way, and they decide to ask the young hunter for bullets again.
This time, the fox dressed up as the most terrible wolf, carrying an empty shotgun, swaggering towards the young hunter's home.
Knock, knock, knock The fox knocked at the door three times.
The young hunter asked, "Who is it?"
The fox smiled and said, "I am the worst wolf on the mountain, have you forgotten?"
The young hunter trembled with fear when he heard that the most feared wolf came to the door. He flung himself down on the bed, grabbed the quilt and covered his head, even afraid to breathe.
The fox ran to the window and looked in. He smiled and said, "What are you afraid of? As long as you give me a bullet, I won't eat you. "
The hunter got into the quilt and shook badly. If you are nearby, you can hear his teeth and bones trembling and clucking. It was difficult for him to speak, and it took him a long time to say, "You, you don't, don't, don't eat me. You, what do you want, I will give it to you, give it to you. "
The fox stood outside the window and said, "Then give me the bullet quickly."
The hunter still dared not show his head to have a look. He just curled up in the quilt and said, "Help yourself. Put all the bullets in the bag. "
"What about the bag?"
"The schoolbag is in the box, in the box."
"Where is the box?"
"Boxes are distributed on the bed, behind the bed."
"But I can't get in."
"All you have to do is close the door and lift it up, and you can open it."
The fox really entered the house. He got a big bag of bullets from the young hunter's box and was very happy. There are guns and bullets this time, even if I meet father tiger, I am not afraid. He picked up the bullet and looked back at the young hunter. Wow! The hunter was still giggling and trembling. He secretly smiled, covered his mouth and hurried out.
Hello, everyone. After reading today's story, we learned that the old wolf and the fox thought that the empty gun was of little use and decided to go to the hunter for bullets. When the fox arrived at the lazy hunter's house, the lazy hunter was too scared to come out under the quilt and let the fox take the bullet himself. It's terrible to be ignorant. If you saw the hunter, the clever boy, what would you say about him? Tell your friends what you think.
The story of the fox hitting the hunter (6)
Happy reading, come and read! Hello, everyone, it's time to read stories with Mr. Xin again. The fox easily took the bullet from the lazy hunter's house, while the lazy hunter was still trembling with fear under the covers. What else do foxes and wolves with bullets want? Let's go and have a look.
Running outside the door, the fox saw a hen nest next to the house, where a hen was sitting laying eggs. The fox caught it and left with it. The hen giggled and struggled, and the young hunter could hear clearly in the room. The hunter loves his hen very much, but it is the most terrible wolf! He thought, don't give up your life for a little hen? As long as his life can be saved, he is willing to take another hundred hens.
The fox carried a bag full of bullets and a hen and went up the hill triumphantly.
The fox and the wolf got bullets from the hunter. They were beside themselves with joy. They jump and jump. It's almost time for the celebration. But they were happy for a while, and then they were unhappy. It turned out that they didn't know how to put the bullet into the gun. Put it at the muzzle. No, I can put it in the chamber. No, put it in the butt. Not at all. They thought about it, but they couldn't figure out a way. The old wolf lost his temper and said to the fox, "I am hungry and can't wait." Simply, I'll go with you and eat the hunter. "
The fox thought, if you eat the young hunter, it will not be good for him. He calculated and said, "Well, this time you go down the mountain with a gun, catch the hunter and say,' Our king wants you to do something. If you are tough, he will go with you. I was waiting halfway, and when he saw my clothes, he would crawl on the ground in fear. He does whatever I tell him to do. If he doesn't help us load the bullet, you can eat it in time. "
Lao lang also thinks this is right. He took up his gun and really went to catch the young hunter.
The old wolf knocked on the door three times first: knock, knock, knock!
The young hunter made a trembling voice and asked in the room, "Who is it?"
The old wolf said gruffly, "Come out quickly. Our king with two big teeth, three eyes, four ears and five legs invites you. " .
As soon as the young hunter heard that the most terrible wolf wanted him to go, he fell down on the bed and giggled. He quickly grabbed the quilt and covered his head. This time, he was too scared to speak, but he just screamed.
The old wolf raised the door and walked into the house.
Hello, everyone. Through today's story, we learned that although the fox and the old wolf got the bullets, they couldn't load them. They wanted to catch the hunter and help them load them. If foxes and wolves have bullets in their guns, the situation will be even worse. Did the fox and the old wolf succeed in their trick? See you tomorrow.
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