Who has ancient and modern jokes (the more, the better

In the Tang Dynasty, Hongzhuo discussed with his disciple Bian Ren. Hongzhuo couldn't talk to his disciples, so he became angry loudly.

Bian Renbiao sneered, "My husband gets angry when he speaks. How can he be called Hong? "

("Hong" has a grand meaning here. Hongzhuo said, "My name is Hong, and everything is Hong."

Bian Renbiao said, "Although Mr. Hong has a surname, he is not generous." ("Chuo" is rich, which means big here)

Laugh under the seat.

Just ask the knife.

In the Tang Dynasty, Cui walked slowly with Jingbo, with a palm-handled knife pinned to his waist.

Xing Gong asked, "What kind of wood is this?"

The radio said, "Palm wood."

Xing Gong said, "I only asked about the knife, not who wore it." (sneering at the broadcast head. )

Oak barrel thorn

A tiger was foraging in the wild and saw a hedgehog lying on its back. Thought it was a piece of fat,

I opened my mouth to catch it, but the hedgehog caught my nose. The tiger was frightened and ran away, exhausted and unconscious.

After falling asleep, the hedgehog let go of his nose and left. The tiger woke up and walked under an oak tree.

Seeing an oak barrel (the fruit of the oak is full of thorns), I measured myself warily and said, "I am in the morning."

You'd better go away when you see your father! "

Shu sages

Yin An said to Xue Huangmen, "Since ancient times, there have been no more than five sages. Dai Xi ascended the ladder, eight letters, first.

One; Shennong plants hundreds of valleys to help the people, secondly; Duke Zhou made music, one hundred generations, the third; hole

The son is outstanding and knowledgeable, and the fourth. "Every time he says a name, he bends a finger. bend down

After four fingers, he paused for a long time before saying, "From then on, no one can bend his fingers." and

After a long time, he said, "Add me and it will be five." He bent five fingers.

The young monk eats the cake.

An old monk bought 10 cake and a bottle of honey. When he came back, he hid in the house and ate.

After eating, put the remaining cakes in the alms bowl, hide the honey bottle under the bed, and then say to the disciple:

"I have something to go out, you give a good look at the cake.' The bottle under the bed is highly toxic, as long as it is touched a little.

Will die. "

After Shi Bo left, the young monk brought the cake, poured some honey into it, and had a delicious meal.

In the evening, the master came back and saw that there were only two cakes left, so he taught his apprentice a lesson. The apprentice said, "After the master left, I ... ...

Smelling the cake, I couldn't help eating a few pieces. Later, I was afraid that the master would come back and blame me.

I drank the poison in the bottle and thought I would forget it when I died, but somehow, the poison was still there.

No seizures! "

The old monk was even more angry and cursed: "You beast, you ate all my cakes and said ..."

Hearing this, the disciple reached out and ate the remaining two loaves, saying, "Here.

If you eat both, you'll eat them all! "

The old monk was too angry to say a word.

Monkeys save the moon

There are 500 macaques, walking in the Woods and coming under a tree. There is a well, in the well water.

There is a reflection of the moon.

When the leading macaque saw it, he quickly said to his companion, "The moon has fallen into the well, so we should

* * * Save it. I'm telling you, I'll catch the branches on the well first, and then, one by one,

Hang down by the tail, so that you can catch the moon. "

The weight of the monkey exceeded the bearing capacity of the branch, and the branch broke with a bang.

The monkey fell into the well and struggled. The moon in the well disappeared.

Why do you ask rhetorical questions?

He Tuo of Sui Dynasty visited the highest institution of higher learning when he was 8 years old.

Gu Liang, an official, joked with him, "What's your last name? Is it a lotus leaf? "

Is this a river? "

He Tuo replied: "Teacher Gu, is it' care' or' new'?

So what? "

Xiaojun is a real monkey.

He Shangzhi and Yan Yanzhi have been very friendly since childhood, and they are both short. Call each other monkeys.

Once, they went to visit Prince Xichi together. Yan Yanzhi asked the pedestrians, "Which of us is like a monkey?"

Pedestrians pointed to He Shangzhi and said, "He is very similar." Delay Taiwan listened to very happy, but pedestrians say again:

"He looks like a monkey, but Jun is a real monkey."

It's not stupid to send an eyebrow.

Chen Nan's worries are very clever from an early age. One day, someone joked with him and said, "Since your surname is Yu, then I"

You must be very clever! "

Yu Ji said, "Sir, you can't even tell' stupid' from' stupid'. How can you say that you are not stupid? "

Moving and stripping

Wei Jing, the brother-in-law of Gao Zu in the Northern Qi Dynasty, bullied others and took bribes, which caused great public anger. Gaozu sent a court performance.

Member Shi Dongyong came to satirize him.

One day, Shi Dongyong met Wei Jing and went to strip Wei Jing's clothes without saying anything. Wei Jing is puzzling.

Quietly asked, "Why did you strip my clothes?"

Shi Dongyong replied, "If you can skin the people, can't I skin you?"

Gaozu felt that Shi Dongyong was right, so he advised Wei Jing to say, "Don't be corrupt again!"

Cook pork porridge to eat.

Jin Huidi heard the sound of toad in Hualin Garden and asked the people around him, "This sound!"

Is it official or private? "

The waiter Jia Yin replied: "Officially, it is called an official, and privately, it is called private."

Humans. "

At that time, there was a famine in the world and many people starved to death. Jin Huidi listened and said, "They are also.

Ignorance, no food, why can't you cook porridge? "

Officials avoid thieves and soldiers.

One year in the Tang Dynasty, thieves invaded the territory and surrounded Dingzhou City. State official Sun was terrified out of her wits.

Body, take care of his men to close the state, hide at home, and bolt the front and rear doors. If it's an urgent document,

It just emanates from a small window. A few days later, thieves attacked Chengtou, and Sun He heard the news and hurried here.

Get into the closet and then order the housekeeper: "Lock the cupboard door firmly for me. If a thief comes in, you will

But remember, don't give him the key to anything! "

Where to start?

A man in the State of Qi remonstrated with Qi Jinggong, and was furious. He ordered the remonstrator to be dismissed and threatened: "Come again!

Anyone who dares to remonstrate will end up the same! "

The doctor stepped forward, grabbed the admonisher's head in his left hand, held a knife in his right hand, raised his head and asked Gong Jing:

"Since ancient times, there have been many emperors. Which one should help others?"

Gong Jing woke up and released Raimondeau. Sighed: "The sin lies with me, not with the remonstrator!"

Make up half to see the emperor

Emperor Liang Yuan was blind in one eye and loved Ji Xu very much. But Ji Xu was particularly annoying, and later developed to hate Yuan Di.

Degree. Every time Emperor Liang called her, she always showed only half her face, which meant that Yuan Di had only one eye.

I can't see everyone's faces to humiliate Yuan Di. Later, he was beheaded by Emperor Liang Yuan.

Long Hao printed books.

On the seventh day of the sixth lunar month, the weather is hot and the sun is like fire. A man named Long Hao took off his clothes and showed them.

Bailey, lie in the sun and sleep.

People asked him, "What are you doing?"

He said, "I am drying the books in my stomach."

Things are getting better or growing.

"Gu Changkang eats sugar cane, always eating the top sugar cane first, and then eating it slowly, while others are among him.

Why do you eat like this? He said, "It's called getting better."

Wargo said to eat.

Wargo stuttered and walked straight on as soon as she said her name.

King Wen of Jin once made fun of him and said, "What is mourning?"

Wargo wisely replied, "Phoenix, Phoenix, or Phoenix."

Tigers and mice

Because Liu Changyuan was kind to the emperor in the past, he set up a Xuanwu line, Sima and Han Yu set up a Xuanwu line.

Inspector, in the same government office, some people were cynical when they saw such a big difference in age.

Lu Changyuan listened and said, "Both the tiger and the mouse are one of the twelve zodiac animals. What's so surprising about this? "

What's weird? "

ghoul

Liao Ninglan and Pei Shuo passed by Du Fu's tomb, and Pei Shuo lamented, "I really want to dig up that weed and cover it up."

Tomb way, teach a generation of poets to resurrect! "

Liao Ninglan smiled and said, "Pei Shuo is a grave robber."

The advanced age of dancers

Shen Zhengyan invited Zhao Shen and sent dancers to entertain him. The dancers are old, and the grandson is still coy when he sees his grandmother.

He laughed at Shen Zheng and said, "xianggong knows both literature and martial arts, and always likes both modern and ancient." I have heard of it before. "

Wu Ge, I'm going to see grandma dance today. "

Losing again and again.

Xing Wu (county name, now Xing Wu, Deqing and other places in Zhejiang. ) There is a wild man named Shen. some

The second time, I met Wang Yue (the name of Guxian county) after getting drunk, and looked at him with wide eyes and said, "You are as fat as a pig."

An idiot. "

Wang Yue retorted, "You are as thin as a madman."

Shen clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Thin is better than fat, and crazy is better than crazy. You are defeated again and again. "

Overeat

Xuhui is greedy for wine, Shen Fu is delicious. Some people have the best of both worlds. Say:

"I have Xu's lungs and Shen's spleen, so happy!"

Play servant language

Cheng Zixiao, a Taoist priest in the Tang Dynasty, climbed to the famous Huashan Mountain, where he was very pious and reached the top. once in a while

I fell down several times while climbing the mountain. Later, Dr. Yu learned about it and wrote a piece of paper for his family to pass.

Yes, the newspaper says, "I wonder if I can go?" I mean, ask me if I climbed up; On the other hand, it means sarcasm.

Zi Xiao said: Do you appreciate your seriousness? ) and strange hanging hanging. "(this sentence in addition to the literal meaning

Apart from benevolence and righteousness, Huashan is far from Beijing. )

Short robe

Although Li Shu is short, he likes robes. Lu Xun's ancestor was fat and had a thick waist, but his belt was even.

Even in a hurry. Li Xiaoshu asked Lv Zu: "Lu Lang has a thick waist and is difficult to deal with."

Lu Ying said, "Li Lang's short robe is so long."

Li Shu added: "If Lu Lang is smart, he won't live long."

Lu Xunzu said, "It is enough to masturbate and inquire about the gray temples of our ancestors. "

Dog flail calf nose

Wang was obsessed with antiques and begged from North Korean officials everywhere. Shi Zhong (official name, slightly lower than Zai)

He had given it to him, but Wang kept asking him, and he was very unhappy. one

On the next trip, I saw the dog's collar and broken apron abandoned on the road, so I ordered my men to pick them up.

Go, put it in a box and give it to the king with a letter saying, "Thank you for asking for antiques again and again. This is Li."

Division (Prime Minister of Qin Dynasty) is a dog's cangue, shaped like a calf's nose (Shang Qing of Zhao State in the Warring States Period). …

I didn't lose my key.

Once upon a time, a fool went to Beijing for an exam, and a leather bag full of things was stolen. He said, "Although thieves

However, he stole my wallet, but he can never use what's in it. Because the key is still

Tie it to my belt! "

Swallow flies and spit meat.

Xiahou Biao is vicious. One summer, he ate meat alone. The subordinates were greedy, so they saw him off while he was away.

This time, I stole a little. He was furious when he found out, so he caught flies everywhere and forced his men to eat them, and said:

"Make you vomit, and give me back the meat."

Restore white to red.

Liu Qing is a clerk in the army. He is greedy and stingy. He lives alone in a room, no matter how small it is.

Everything refused to be put outside the house for fear of losing it. On one occasion, a subordinate took one of his privately.

Salt, he must get it back. This man didn't. He was whipped to death. Liu Qing hate hate said:

"Change white back to red."

Leave a hand

No one named drunken Mo Jun was good at archery in Sui Dynasty. You can shoot a hundred rounds even with your eyes closed.

Not biased at all. A man named Wang Lingzhi learned archery from him, thinking that he had exhausted his superb skills.

When it comes to math, I want to shoot my master and enjoy the honor of being good at shooting.

That day, Mo Jun took a knife and cut off all the arrows shot by Wang Lingzhi. There is only one arrow.

Blame Mo Jun for not cutting with a knife, but biting the arrow with his teeth and saying with a smile, "You have learned archery from me for three years, I"

I didn't teach you this method of' engagement'. "

General Bato

When Li Yuanying made the Jiangzhou secretariat, there were many acts of arrogance and loss. Join the army several times, Li.

Yuan Ying was very angry. She hit Pei with a bamboo board. Later, Yu Pei went to Beijing to report her work and arranged everything.

Told the emperor. The emperor asked Yu Pei, "How many times have you been beaten?"

Yu Pei said: "There are always eight times before and after!"

The emperor immediately ordered Yu Pei to be promoted from the eighth grade to the sixth grade. After Yu Pei returned to Longzhou, she sighed and said, "I

What a thin life! If you say one more word, won't you be promoted to five levels? "

The audience laughed and called Yu Pei "General Barto".

Look at the picture and find a good horse-follow the clue to find something

There are sentences describing the posture of a good horse in "Xiang Ma Jing" written by Bole. Son, according to the book,

Go find that horse. I keep the content in mind: a good horse has a high forehead, and Guanghua reflects the sun.

Hooves are round like a pile of curly hair.

When he saw a big toad outside, he said to his father, "I found a good horse, big toad."

It's the same as in the book, but the hooves are not like a pile of wine songs. …

Knowing that his son was stupid, Bo Guang was angry and funny. He said, "The horse jumped for joy, but it wasn't."

Can drive. "

The whole Buddha statue was unearthed.

There was a man named Bai Tieyu who lived by cheating people.

Once, he buried a small bronze Buddha under an old pine tree at the foot of the village. More than a year later,

The place where the Buddha was buried was overgrown with weeds. He said mysteriously to the villagers, "I came back from the city last night and passed by the village east."

In Changrui Mountain, I saw a place shining at the foot of the mountain. Maybe it's Buddha light. "

The villagers were surprised and agreed to see it together that night. Far from the foot of the mountain, Bai Tieyu pointed to the front.

He said, "Look, it's not a yellow light!" They followed his hand and saw nothing, white iron.

I still said yes, but everyone rubbed their eyes and didn't see the yellow light. When I approached, I saw fields everywhere.

Grass, Bai Tie Yu Yue said more mysteriously: "I can't open my eyes with such bright light. What are you doing?"

Can't see? Ok, ok, since no one can see it, let's go home even if I'm talking nonsense. "

When everyone saw that he was serious, they all wondered that they were mortal and could not see the Buddha's light.

The next day, the White House decorated lanterns to celebrate the Buddha's light and set an auspicious day to invite the Buddha.

A few days later, he really took people to the foot of the mountain and dug up the bronze Buddha. Everyone saw the "Buddha" and worshipped it.

Yu Di. Since then, the villagers around Baili have come to Baijia to burn incense and make a wish. Bai Tieyu deliberately used different colors. "

Zi Ling, a colorful girl, wrapped the bronze Buddha in three layers and began to uncover it every day when there were many people.

Layer, and then ask for money. In this way, I made a fortune.

Meet qu yuan

Gao Cuiwei, an artist in the Tang Dynasty, is very funny and often makes people laugh. Emperor Li Zhan, in order to change.

Heart, put his head in the water. After a while, his head stuck out of the water.

Li Zhan asked with a smile: "How?"

He replied, "I met Qu Yuan, and Qu Yuan said to me," I met Chu Huaiwang who had no choice.

So vote for Miluo River; You met a wise emperor. Why did you throw water? "The emperor.

Laugh.

Imitate the sound of animals

There is a hunter in southern Chu who can blow out all kinds of wild animals with bamboo pipes.

Once, he went up the mountain with a bow and arrow and a poppy fire (a fire in a jar). After choosing the terrain,

Then he played the bamboo flute. He first tried to attract deer by imitating their cries. When they arrived,

Just shoot them. Shoot them with arrows.

A beaver nearby heard the deer barking and ran away. The man was startled and quickly threw the old man out.

The tiger's voice threatened it. Sure enough, the beaver escaped, but the tiger was really attracted and the hunter was scared.

I dropped my bow and arrow, too. In an emergency, I quickly blew out the sound to scare the tiger. The tiger heard my roar and ran away.

Gone, but when I heard the sound, I came to find its partner.

The hunter had no other choice but to fall to the ground in fear, pouncing on him fiercely and eating him.

Wu Jun's best policy

The articles written by Wu Yun in Qi Dynasty are full of impassioned feelings. Liang Wudi is besieged by Hou Jing.

When he was in the city, the court asked Wu Jun to make a plan to reach the enemy. He was so frightened that he didn't know how to answer. He said, "My Lord!

Italy, surrender is the best policy. "

Do the exact opposite

Emperor Taizong once stood under a peach tree and said, "This peach tree is really good!"

Jade on the side said to her horse, "This is indeed a precious peach tree, which grows on the emperor."

The imperial garden in the palace shows that the emperor has great blessings, and the earth is the fairy of the heavenly queen, which goes without saying.

Tree, I'm afraid I can't catch up! "

While Yu was talking excitedly, Taizong's face fell and he said, "Wei Gong always reminds me to be alienated.

Small man, but I don't know who I mean. I suspected it was you in my heart, but I'm not sure. Now I know. Here's the thing.

You! "

Make full use of the advantages provided.

Once upon a time in the state of Qi, there was a beautiful girl who was old enough to get married. One day, I lived in menstruation's house.

A rich man in the east of her mother's house sent someone to propose marriage, saying, "Although my son looks ordinary, he can live at home."

The conditions in the house are good, and you can enjoy all the wealth if you marry him. "

A poor family living in the west of the girl's house also asked someone to propose marriage and said, "This young man has a good character."

Good, beautiful, really one in a hundred, but the family is poor and there is no overnight food at home. "

The father said to his daughter, "You don't have to say which one you want, just show it with bare arms, left."

East, right and west. "

The daughter smiled faintly, slowly revealing her left arm, then her right arm.

The old couple asked in surprise, "How do you say this?"

The girl said slowly, "Isn't that clear?" I want to have dinner with my boss and then go west.

Go home for the night ... "

Food is as expensive as jade, and fuel is as expensive as cinnamon ―― extremely high cost of living.

Su Qin went to Chu State, only to see Chu Yu three days later, and then said goodbye. The king of Chu said, "Why not stay a few more days?"

Su Qin said, "Grain in Chu is more expensive than jade, and firewood is more expensive than Guangxi. If you want to go to hell, it is difficult to go to hell, and jade is rare. "

Regard as the emperor of heaven. I eat jade boiled cinnamon, because the ghost sees the emperor. How dare you stay any longer? "

There is no thickness at all.

Fang Ming brewed several bottles of wine. One day, when all his disciples were here, he suddenly took off his clothes and took a wine bath. younger brother

All the disciples were dumbfounded, and then Fang Ming told them, "I've been drinking all my life, and I hate my hair and I don't know the smell of wine."

Today, I will talk about it. I think there will probably be no suspicion of favoritism! "

Sacrifice wine with poetry

Jia Dao, a famous poet, dedicated a year's poem to wine and meat on New Year's Eve, saying:

"Poetry is my spirit, let wine and meat make up for it!"

Fear of diphtheria

Bai Minzhong is the prime minister and wants to choose scholar Hou Wen as his son-in-law, but Hou Wen doesn't want to. Bai Minzhong's wife, Lu.

He said: "As the Prime Minister, there are many people who want to be my husband! Your surname is Bai and his surname is Hou. I'm afraid of others.

Call Bai Hou (throat)! "

No more arrogance

In the Tang Dynasty, Beva's uncle was a senior official in North Korea. One day, Pei Heng went to visit her aunt.

Hearing the uncle who retired from the DPRK and went home, he sighed deeply and said, "Who is Cui Zhao? I can't believe everyone praised him,

Must be an old hand at bribery. How can the world not be in such a mess? "

After saying his word, the doorman reported that Shouzhou Cui Zhao was waiting to see him. After what he said, my uncle was very angry.

Take it out on the doorman and whip him. After a long time. He went out with almost no clothes on.

After a while, my uncle ordered people to serve tea quickly, then ordered people to prepare tables and drinks, and then asked people to feed the horses.

And hosted a banquet for Cui Zhao's entourage. My aunt didn't understand and said, "You used to be so arrogant, but now."

How can you pretend to be respectful again? "

My uncle came back, entered the door and said to Pei Yi with a smile, "Go to the study first."

Before Pei Ji walked down the steps, he saw my uncle take out a piece of paper from his arms, which turned out to be Cui Zhao's official silk.

1000 horses.

Shangshu compliance

Cui Ying was wild and reckless by nature, but Zhang Jianfeng, the minister, appreciated his talent and called him a distinguished guest. fierce

Should follow Zhang Jianfeng to the barracks, in the evening, he shouted, frightened the whole army. The soldiers are very

Angry and wanting to eat his flesh, Zhang Jianfeng hid him.

At the banquet the next day, when the audience asked about it, the military supervisor said, "I agreed with the minister that whoever asks for it will be mutually beneficial."

Don't refuse. "

Zhang Jianfeng said, "All right."

The military director said, "I demand that you hand over Cui Ying."

Zhang Jianfeng said, "Compliance." After a while, Zhang Jianfeng also made a request, saying, "I request.

Don't hand over Cui Ying. "

Everyone in the room laughed, so that Cui Ying could avoid falling into sin.

Frank again.

Song Ji suffered many defeats and wars, and his behavior was very funny.

Once I took an examination of poetry and prose, but I didn't rhyme according to the rules. After the exam, I sighed:

"Wu Song is straightforward and casual again!" So, it's famous.

Later, the Ministry of Rites reported the admission ranking, and Tang Dezong first asked: "This time, Wu Song avoided reality and was empty, just casually."

have you finished? "

Song Ji retorted.

A court official sneered at Song Ji, a Confucian scholar who had repeatedly failed, and deliberately asked him, "These days, I wear white clothes.

Why are people who wear robes (not clothes worn by officials) so busy? "

Song Ji replied: "Probably because of the busy atmosphere of the big officials wearing red and purple robes."

It's okay. "

Wang e scattered wealth

Wang E has been an official in big towns for many times, and the looted money has piled up into mountains. There is an old customer who uses energy to gather.

Wang E was advised that wealth should also be able to disperse wealth.

A few days later, the public came to see Wang E again. Wang E said, "Thank you for your advice. I did as you asked. "

What I said has greatly dispersed the money. "

The doorman said, "How to disperse?"

Wang E said, "The sons each gave 10000, and the sons-in-law each gave 1000."

Lost one to three.

In the mid-Tang Dynasty, Japanese princes came to China to worship and present treasures. Emperor Zong Yi was also established.

Jane wrote hundreds of plays as gifts.

The prince likes to play Go, so the emperor ordered Gu Shiyan to be his opponent until the 34th son Gu Shiyan.

With clever chess, the originally close situation on the board fell to one side, and the prince was dumbfounded, so he had to

Give it up.

He secretly asked Hong Hong next to him, "Which player in China is this opponent?"

Red tassel deliberately said, "Third Master." In fact, Gu Shiyan is the first master.

The prince was even more surprised. He said to Hong Hong, "I want to play ball with important people in China, can I?"

Red tassel said, "That's fine, but only when you win the third place can you meet the second place and win the Second World War."

First, now that you haven't won the third place, how can you be impatient with the first place? "

The prince believed it and sighed, "One small country is not as good as three big countries."

I believe! "

Braised cow head

There is a person who likes to eat braised cow's head. Buddhists advised him, "If you eat a cow's head when you are alive, you will die."

Wait for the cow to settle accounts with you! "The man smiled, still the same.

One night, I dreamed that I was dead and was caught by a ghost. In the official office of hell, all

It's just monsters like cow's head and horse's face listed in class. There happened to be a tauren ghost standing next to him. He not only

Not afraid, he reached out and touched the head of the tauren ghost and said happily, "Ha, such a fat tauren,

Best for braising! "Tauren a listen to frightened, had to send him back to the dead with a wry smile.

alchemy

There was a Taoist priest in Chang 'an who claimed to have mastered the magic of baking an alchemist. Although he is over 300 years old, he is

For example, around the age of 20, people in Beijing sent him money and things to ask for an elixir, and they asked him for advice with scriptures.

A steady stream.

At that time, several dignitaries also visited his house, and he entertained the guests with refreshments. The janitor came to report:

"The Taoist priest's son came out of the village to meet these officials." The Taoist priest was unhappy and drank at once.

The janitor.

An official said, "Your son came from far away. Why don't we meet? "

The Taoist priest hesitated and said, "Since you say so, call me son."

After a while, an old man with white hair and beard came running, old and hunched.

Go forward and make a few obeisances to the officials. After the worship, Daotu drank the old man and said to the officials, "I am here."

The younger son is stupid and refuses to eat elixir, so he is in poor health. He hasn't reached the age of 100, but he has lost weight and aged.

Like this. I kept him in the country all day. "Officials therefore more regard the Taoist priest as a god.

Later, someone privately inquired about the relatives and acquaintances of the Taoist priest, only to know that the hunchback old man is actually

Is the father of a Taoist priest.

Donkey asked for leave.

Hook was a zaju actor in the court of Tang Dynasty. He became an official because of the emperor's appreciation. Because I am free on weekdays.

Things, and then ride a donkey to a friend's house every day to play chess for fun. Every time I go to a friend's house, the host warmly welcomes me.

And ordered his family to accept it: "Take the famous donkey to the backyard and feed it carefully!" "A stay is a day, no.

Speaking of lanterns, the host will never let him go home. A day or two is not fresh, and it has been like this for months. Everyone knows that my heart is very good.

I am glad to have such a rare bosom friend.

One day, he was playing chess with his master. When he was killed, he suddenly received a decree from the emperor.

He immediately entered the palace to take on an errand. Hook didn't dare to neglect, so he quickly asked his master to bring the donkey. After a while, there was still no.

Seeing his master come out, Hook was in a hurry and ran into the backyard. He saw the donkey sweating and panting.

When the shoulder was removed from the millstone, Hook suddenly realized.

The next morning, Hook came to his friend's house again, and the host opened his voice as usual.

The door shouted, "The servants should add more fodder and feed the donkeys well!" "

Hook sneered, "Sorry, the donkey can't come today."

Moderator: "Why?"

As everyone knows, he said, "I was dizzy when I went back yesterday and I couldn't get up in the shed." Please allow it for a few days. "

False, let him get angry slowly! "

Looking for land

During the Five Dynasties, Wang Zhixun was an official in Xuanzhou, demanding exorbitant taxes, and the people complained bitterly. one

One day, Xu Zhixun went to see the emperor, who gave a banquet and asked the palace to take action. Artists have heard that Xu is a corrupt official.

He is going to play the role of a ghost in a green robe and mask, claiming to be:

"I am a bodhisattva Xuanzhou. Wang Zhixun was searching for the people's fat and ointment at our time. Today, he came to see the emperor.

In fact, we searched all the land, so we followed him here. "