A little joke with healthy thoughts.

A motorcyclist likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle his buttons at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road.

When the police arrived, ...

Policeman A: What a terrible car accident.

Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back.

Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back.

Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around.

Officer A: Well, I'm not breathing. ......

Q: Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?

A: Robot cat

Why: Because he can't see his fingers.

Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?

A: It's still a robot cat

Why: Because he always reaches out his round hand to people!

A high school boy called his girlfriend in the middle of the night to fall in love.

Unfortunately, the girl's mother received it. After asking the purpose, my girlfriend's mother was very unhappy and asked, "What's your last name? 」

The boy said, "My surname is Wei. 」

Mother asked again, "What happened to Wei? 」

At this time, the man nervously replied: "I don't know why? My father's surname is Wei, too 」

A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp.

Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. 』

Man: "I want a wife ..."

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully, "I'm starving and I'm greedy for beauty!" " Pathetic! "Say that finish and disappeared.

Man: "... bread. 』

Grandma's cake is a kind of cake.

A man ventured alone in the forest and suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals. Then he shouted to the sky, "I'm dead, God help me!" " ! 』

As soon as the sky appeared, a voice came from the light: "Not necessarily. You can pick up another big stone on the ground and kill the leader. " So he picked up the biggest stone on the ground and threw it at the chief, just killing him. All the people stayed for a while, then glared at each other. At this moment, another voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead. 』

Policeman: "Say, what's your name? 』

Prisoner: "My name is Jackie Chan. 』

Policeman: "Why don't you call Zhen Chen? Correct your attitude and tell me your name. " ? 』

Prisoner: "My name is Zhen Chen. 』

When Mr. Wang's son was in the third grade of primary school, one day mathematics could not be taught repeatedly.

By his impatient mother.

Mr. Wang was outside the study and heard his son being scolded badly.

I thought that when my son was scolded, I would comfort him so as not to leave a shadow of being scolded in his mind.

After being scolded, the son walked out of the study with a broken face.

In order to know how he felt after being scolded, Mr. Wang first asked him, "How do you feel about being scolded by your mother? 」

I saw my son look at him with sad eyes and said:

"Why do you want to marry her? 」

Two foreigners go shopping in Carrefour. When checking out, the clerk asked, "Can you speak Chinese? 」

Two foreigners replied in Mandarin: "Speak slowly, we can understand!" ! 」

The clerk said, "OK ... You ... talk ... China people? 」

A naughty pupil is watching cartoons in a comic book shop. Suddenly, a middle-aged mother shouted in the street, "Xiao Ming, you son of a bitch are still fooling around." If I catch you, you will die. " I saw this student throw away his cartoon and run away ... for about 50 meters, panting and saying, "Why should I run away?" I am not Xiaoming. "