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Jokes caused by English personal pronoun mistakes
1. According to legend, Li Hongzhang has a distant relative who is unlearned. In his senior year, he took the provincial exam and got the test paper, but he couldn't answer a word. He used his quick wits to write down on the test paper that he was a relative of Li Hongzhang. But I can't write the word "qi". Write "I am nave's own wife". After reading it, the examiner criticized, "So I dare not bring (marry)." ...
2. An uneducated young woman wrote home: Dear Mom and Dad, please rest assured that I have become one with poor peasants and middle peasants.
Now I sleep in a pit (kang) with Lao Lang (mom) every night, and my stomach (courage) is getting bigger and bigger ... My brother wrote back and said:
Sister, I have good news for you. My mother hanged herself (transferred) ... Don't worry about anything else.
The student wrote in his composition: "I was walking on the road when suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road, and I was shocked." After reading it, the teacher approved: "massive, massive."
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