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Swearing words and cheap sentences

1, I'm not a straw boat, don't give me your bitch.

Your father should hold back, why not shoot at the wall?

It's a pity that you don't join the army. You are so ugly that more than half of you will die if you put it on the battlefield.

4. There is a kind of person who doesn't know it is until he is pointed at his nose.

Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

6. I wish your girlfriend an inflatable forever.

7. Go home and take a good look at a mirror. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your mind. Play dumb.

8. A guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is worse than chewing gum knocked over by a dog on the side of the road.

9. If you are sick, you can cure the disease. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

10, use your 2B pencil to describe your life.

1 1, don't swear at every turn, just put your mother in your pocket and say.

12, you were fucking raped, failed in contraception, and gave birth to you, an animal that doesn't close its eyes.

13, you have a good relationship with this and that all day, but in the end, what are you in the eyes of others?

14, before you spit, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others.

15, seduce my man? I just think of you as an old bitch in spring.

16, there is a big plate on these two lips.

17, when someone scolds you, you say who you scold as an animal. When he talks, you say, Oh, the animal scolds me.

18, put Lao tze's position right, don't fart, don't take yourself too seriously.

19, I wish your boyfriend electricity forever.

20. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

2 1, your mother took you shopping, and others asked: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey?

22. Yes, how famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are banned from broadcasting pornographic content.

23. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

24, you believe what I said, your IQ is low!

25. Don't you know that you smell like a goldfish that has been dead for a few days?

26. If you take a path, hold your head high, don't hug, and hug a small steamed bun.

27. I soaked in the men's toilet for three days and three nights, and put it in a kimchi jar for three days and three nights, as close as people.

28, you said, I have acne in adolescence, and you envy menopause.

29. A flock of geese fly south and jump west when they see your face. Look how scary you are.

30. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

3 1, is it funny that you treat dichlorvos as cola and let your head drink 80 cents 12 Jin?

32. You and your dad are standing on Qianmenlouzi Street in winter, with cigarettes in their mouths.

33. Seeing that you are well-proportioned, handsome and charming, everyone loves you, and a hundred flowers blossom, you must be the best among scum and the beast among beasts. Besides, according to my observation, you must be short of calcium from childhood and love when you grow up, and your grandmother doesn't hurt and your uncle doesn't love you.

34. Go back and buy two bottles of Yan Fujie to wipe your face.

35. Who do you want to hit or cerebral thrombosis hemiplegia?

36. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

37. Bitches are always bitches. Even in the economic crisis, you can't afford it!

I haven't heard anyone blow the cow so fresh and refined for a long time.

39. Your looks and IQ are quite good.

40. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except "Go away".

4 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.

42. One day, our city will be rated as "Top Ten Hygienic Cities". How can you make them think?

Don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.

44. When I like you, you are what you say. When I don't like you, what do you say you are?

45. The longer I have contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

46, you play cheating, splitting so open, not afraid of cold balls.

47. The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

48. Look at your expression. If someone finds you, a pair of dogs will insist as if they saw their owners, as if afraid that no one would know you were there.

49. You can say, do you want to eat? I can help you dig.

50, you can say, so love to take advantage, if you take someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic.

5 1. No matter what the other person says, you always answer that you have vegetables between your teeth.

52. Your father is in the 73 1 Army, right? I don't understand virus research, so I study you.

53. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.

54, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?

55. What is cruelty? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I will break his five legs.

56. Even the nuclear accident was saved. If you had passed a few years earlier, there wouldn't have been a Nanjing disaster.

57. If someone scolds you, say it and say it again! Say it again if you can.

58. Watch you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

59. You have been too lazy to pay attention to him, so you have been silent. He asked you why you didn't speak, and you said that the dog bit me and I couldn't bite the dog.

Actually, what are you? You are just a barking dog.

6 1, you should be grateful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills, otherwise you wouldn't be so big.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

63. You are definitely your mother's own, otherwise how could your mother raise you such an asshole!

64. When others scold you, look at P or Mao. You can go back and see you.

65. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

66. Seeing that your grandmother doesn't hurt, my uncle doesn't.

67. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

68. When I played with X, you didn't know that you were playing with the spoon handle in that kindergarten (others called you 13).

69. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

70. Speak ill of me everywhere. Don't let me know the trouble. Please tell me. Don't deny it. Finally admitted the trouble. Don't pretend to be a cow

7 1, he always does this, stepping on you in the dust and complaining that I can't see you because you stand too low.

How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

73. Are you proud of your small chest and saving cloth for your country?

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

75. I am not perfect, but I confess naturally. What about you?

76. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.

77. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

78. You think your mother is everywhere, and you have to make way everywhere.

79. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

80. If you have a mother and no education, you will be taught how to stab people. ;