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What kind of roommate do you hate and can't stand?

University is a healthy and energetic place, but you can always meet annoying roommates. How many have you met? The last one can't stand it anyway.

The first category: help me bring things (often ask people who bring meals, books and express delivery).

These behaviors are the most common and annoying in the dormitory. You said that everyone lives together, and I can help you if you are not feeling well, but you still need me to bring it to you if you are all right. The key is not to give money in time, but to wait several times before giving it. Have you ever met such a person?

The second category: people who say you are studying again (mocking your efforts)

This kind of person is also super annoying, and some people with a big temper may still be able to fight. I don't know if you have, but I have met more than one person who is cynical when he sees others studying. In the eyes of these people, if he doesn't study, he won't study. In his eyes, the dormitory is a place to play games and watch movies. If you study, you are pretending.

The third category: playing games by phone in the middle of the night (affecting others' rest)

I believe that everyone has encountered this situation. In the middle of the night in the dormitory, when others want to rest, she begins to act. At this time, I silently put on my headphones and enjoyed the baptism of English listening. I also want to thank you for letting me study in my dream and pass CET-4 and CET-6 smoothly.

The fourth category: borrow your things (toilet paper, shampoo, etc. Not available after borrowing)

Although these are trivial things, as long as you keep borrowing and don't pay back, it's not called borrowing. In fact, these gadgets are not too big a problem, but you go to the supermarket to buy snacks. Don't just buy snacks. I owe you nothing. 、

Category 5: rummaging through other people's things (without other people's consent)

How do you say this kind of person has no culture? That's too much. No quality? But he is a college student. Don't you understand? It's someone else's business to leave things lying around on someone else's desk. Don't touch them. It's disgusting to tamper with other people's things.

Category 6: Do not clean (why? )

I don't understand this. The dormitory is so big that it only takes a few minutes to clean it once. Why don't you clean it? Are you lazy? I also keep saying that I love cleanliness. I don't clean my own place, and I don't throw away all the leftovers. It's invincible.

The seventh category: outspoken (as the saying goes, gossip, big mouth)

This is the most unbearable. Roommates with a little privacy will soon spread throughout the class. I wish the whole world would know, and even joke about other people's privacy, regardless of other people's feelings. This kind of person is really the most unbearable person.