Laugh your belly out.

A complete set of ancient poems and jokes makes your stomach break.

Jokes come from life, but they can make our life more joyful and happy. Now, let's laugh together.

A complete set of ancient poems and jokes makes your stomach break. 1 "classroom inscription"

If the score is not high, just pass; Knowledge is not deep, and cheating is spiritual. I am a classroom, but I am very leisurely.

Novels spread quickly and magazines are frequently read. You can consider playing Go, watching movies and writing love letters.

Thinking of women, without the noise of books, without the fatigue of reviewing, is not a dance floor, but a recreation hall.

Xin Yun: Mix a diploma.

There are not many scores, just pass; There are not many questions, just high marks.

Exam tomorrow, review the day after tomorrow.

There are many perfect marks in the test paper, and I am even a genius.

Don't review before the exam, sleep silently during the exam.

You can chat online and watch cartoons.

No homework, no beatings.

Never review, this is a dream.

Idiot cloud:? When can I have it?

Examination inscription

Learning is not good, cheating is good; The merit is not deep, but it is clever to copy. Si is the examination room, and I am mobile; Look at the front row and kick the heel of the back row; Answer in the left seat and copy the equation in the right seat; Can engage in entrainment, flipping through books, pleasing to the ear, without cumbersome forms. Long live 60 points, the ideal lies in the diploma. Boy: Why are you ashamed?

A complete collection of ancient poems and jokes broke your stomach. The sunshine incense burner gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the bathroom. It will rain three times in thousands of feet, but I didn't bring any paper when I touched my pocket.

2. I am very confused, looking for stars on Baidu. If you don't do it, how can you know the pain of confinement? Helpless, far away from comparison and long-term; Suddenly one day, I watched the magpie bridge fly.

3. If you stay in the green hills, you are not afraid of running out of firewood.

4. With such a bright thread at the foot of my bed, * * (name) opens the window. When you encounter X-rays, your soul will go to heaven!

5. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. Drool down three thousands of feet, touch your pocket and have no money!

Laugh your belly out like a dream:

I drank too much last night and strayed into the depths of the campus.

Vomiting, vomiting, arousing countless mandarin ducks.

Summer:

Small office and big office are rainy and hazy, and working men are eager for spring.

Excuse me, where is the beauty? Make children laugh and point to live chickens.

Mountain travel:

Far up the Xiangshan Stone Trail, Yun Shenchu, you and him,

I thought the prince would meet the princess, but I didn't expect the dinosaur to meet the frog.

Christmas eve poem:

With such a bright line at the foot of my bed, Li Bai went to open the window.

When I was slapped, my tooth fell out.

Xiao Chun:

No bathing in spring, mosquito bites every night,

Turned over in the middle of the night, I don't know how many people died.

Say four poems:

Today is Thursday, and Li Bai will take the exam.

I got 44 points, went home to watch TV,

Learn from Shaolin poems.

It is a skill to brag about tomatoes.

To Wang Wei:

Li Bai kicked him off the boat without paying him.

Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

The sunshine incense burner gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the bathroom.

It is flying down from thousands of feet. Wow, I didn't bring any toilet paper.

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